اون میزان دوپامینی که هنگام اولین مواجهم با تابلو هوشمند در طفولیت داشتم رو لازم دارم. بعد ها دیگه هرگز اون حجم از شور و شعف و شگفتی رو تجربه نکردم.

Channel
سالامانکا
@lonelinessfortwoo
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
915subscribers
+90 since we began measuring on 19 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001696915160 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @lonelinessfortwoo |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 19 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/lonelinessfortwoo |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 49% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 03:00 | 915 | -4 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 05:01 | 919 | +94 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 17:04 | 825 | +1 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 18:38 | 824 | -1 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 23:15 | 825 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 12 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 21s
- Average length
- 21s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
یه آدمایی دارن به ما میرینن که صد رحمت به کلاغ کون دریده.
میشکونی دل وزارت اطلاعات ایرونی این حکم حبستو گوش کننننن
جوون ایرونی که اپلای میکنی این مصوبه ی مجلسو گوش کننننن
سگ سیاه افسردگیم وقتی بهش میگم چرا نمیری دست از سر ما برداری
+سلام چطوری؟ -سلام من انگشت به کون حیرونم شما چطوری؟
"انگشت به کون حیرون" تنها واژه ایه که میتونه اکنون من رو توصیف کنه.
Only جنسی که نوید محمدزاده زده can fix me.
خبر خودکشی یکی دیگه از دانشجوهای پزشکی دانشگاه تهران هم اومد. به جایی رسیدیم که وقتی این اخبار رو میخونیم دیگه نمیپرسیم فلانی چرا خودکشی کرد میپرسیم من چرا هنوز خودکشی نکردم.
تا اینجای تابستون شبیه نماد نازی ها 卐️ طوری که هیچ عضو بدنم با اون یکی در تماس نباشه افتاده بودم یه جا تا برق بیاد. این از من.
بیلی آیلیش گفته تا ترامپ جنگ رو تموم نکنه آهنگ نمیدم؟ آدم مجبور میشه آهنگاشو پاک کنه و با غم کامنت بذاره "تبریک به صنعت موسیقی" و"حالا اون موقع هم که میخوندی کسی نمیفهمید چی میگی" و از این صحبتا.
اگه به ازای هر پونصد باری که گفتم دعانویس میخوام یک بارشو رفته بودم واقعا گشته بودم الان یه کص کفتار برام میسوزوند و یه شونه بز چال میکرد زندگیم درست میشد.
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @lonelinessfortwoo. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“سالامانکا” (@lonelinessfortwoo), 915 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lonelinessfortwoo.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.