Смерть и Время — правят землёй, Но не называй их властелинами: Всё кружится и тонет во мгле. Лишь Солнце Любви остаётся в покое. — Владимир Соловьев ❤️ — по-настоящему тронуло! Литературный юмор

Channel
Литературный юмор
@literaturniy_humor
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
5,709subscribers
-17 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002094364003 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @literaturniy_humor |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/literaturniy_humor |
Topic
Literature — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 91% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 11:19 | 5,709 | +76 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 10:37 | 5,633 | -117 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 03:39 | 5,750 | -53 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 10:17 | 5,803 | -94 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 11:13 | 5,897 | +67 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 20:53 | 5,830 | -22 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 02:04 | 5,852 | +62 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 16:33 | 5,790 | -52 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 21:46 | 5,842 | +46 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 20:28 | 5,796 | +20 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 17:34 | 5,776 | +40 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 23:41 | 5,736 | +19 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 13:27 | 5,717 | -9 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 10:45 | 5,726 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 10:33 | 5,726 | first reading |
Engagement
39 posts held, back to 2 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 11 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 39 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
88 reactions across 34 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 18.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 16 | 18.2% | |
| 👏 | 16 | 18.2% | |
| 😁 | 14 | 15.9% | |
| 🎉 | 11 | 12.5% | |
| 🔥 | 11 | 12.5% | |
| 🤗 | 9 | 10.2% | |
| 👎 | 7 | 7.95% | |
| 🤩 | 4 | 4.55% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 34 of the 39 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 88 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 39 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Классика, что тут ещё сказать 🤣 Литературный юмор
❤1
Дайте сильной женщине поплакать — не от боли, а просто так. Не лезьте с валерьянкой, не надо, и не пытайтесь вразумить никак. Пусть свернётся в кресле, в плед укутается, в тишине и полумгле. Пусть сквозь слёзы улыбка проглянется — только тихо, без огня в окне. Просто силы её потихоньку сдают, хоть и держится вид. Нервы рвутся, как старая тронуло, но завтра — снова в строю, как был. Завтра снова поймёт всех и каждо…
Спешите жить, спешите любить — вы не знаете, сколько времени у вас в запасе. Кажется, будто впереди ещё масса дней, но это обманчиво. — Гийом Мюссо ❤️— люблю жизнь! Литературный юмор
😁4
Интересно, с чего всё-таки начинается новая книга? 🤔📖 Литературный юмор
😁3
Бог полюбил птиц — и создал деревья. Человек полюбил птиц — и придумал клетки. — Жак Деваль ❤️ — верно! Литературный юмор
😁3
Научись просто жить: Утром закипает чайник, лови улыбку солнечного луча, а ночью — звёзды в ладонях держи. Слушай тишину. Пей воду. Цени дождь и мгновения покоя. Живи сейчас — ведь не знаем, где окажемся завтра. Друзей ставь выше денег, врагам пора всё отпустить. Просто живи! Поверь в перемены, чтобы сердце снова научилось любить. Сбрось ненужный груз обид, прости себя за всё до конца. Видь счастье в мелочах, пони…
👏2
Каждому в жизни достаётся то, к чему он стремился. Но не каждый после этого чувствует счастье. — Клайв Стейплз Льюис ❤️ — верно! Литературный юмор
👎1
Актуальный стишок🤣 Литературный юмор
❤3
Я люблю жизнь. И ничто — ни отчаяние, ни страдания, ни беды — не сможет заставить меня забыть, что просто существовать — уже великое счастье. — Агата Кристи А как вы? ❤️— люблю жизнь! 👍— бывает тяжело радоваться. Литературный юмор
🤗1
Когда станет невыносимо грустно, открою старую записную книжку. И, не в силах ни крикнуть, ни вздохнуть, просто наберу чей-то номер. О голоса моих друзей! Спасибо вам, спасибо — за то, что в тяжёлый час моей любви и боли вы забывали о себе, говорили: «Всё в порядке». А за простыми словами таилась такая доброта, словно кто-то свыше стоял за вами и шептал нужные слова. — Александр Кушнер ❤️ — тепло и по-настоящему…
🤩1
Не велик тот, кто не падал, а тот, кто падал — и вставал! — Конфуций ❤️ — точно! Литературный юмор
🎉1
Showing the 12 most recent of 39 posts we hold for @literaturniy_humor. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Литературный юмор” (@literaturniy_humor), 5,709 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/literaturniy_humor.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.