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Аудирование на английском для уровней A2-B1-B2-С1
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Created
Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
9 measurements spanning 7 days, net -53. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 14,029–14,098 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
14 Aug 2026, 14:48
14,037
-15
13 Aug 2026, 08:04
14,052
-3
12 Aug 2026, 05:32
14,055
-9
11 Aug 2026, 05:31
14,064
-14
10 Aug 2026, 03:31
14,078
-9
9 Aug 2026, 02:11
14,087
-1
7 Aug 2026, 23:22
14,088
-2
7 Aug 2026, 14:15
14,090
no change
7 Aug 2026, 14:07
14,090
first reading
Engagement
27 posts held, back to 15 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 19 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
4.66%
avg views ÷ 14,037 subscribers
Avg views / post
655
26 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.62%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
26
of 27 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 15 August 2026
Posts held
27 (15 July 2026 – 15 August 2026)
Views total
17,018
Reactions total
276
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
15 Aug 2026, 10:50 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
704
Videos
13
Links
62
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 15 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
285 reactions across 27 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
😁
85
29.8%
👍
62
21.8%
❤
60
21.1%
🔥
29
10.2%
🤯
22
7.72%
😎
13
4.56%
🤩
11
3.86%
🤔
2
0.702%
👏
1
0.351%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 27 of the 27 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 285reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 27 most recent posts we hold, published 15 July 2026 to 15 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Iceland is expecting an eruption of the volcano Fagradalsfjall. Neighboring countries have declared a state of emergency for news anchors and announcers – the best speech therapists have been recalled from their holidays.
В Исландии ожидают извержения вулкана Фаградальсфьядль. В соседних странах объявлено чрезвычайное положение среди дикторов и новостных ведущих, лучшие логопеды отозваны из отпусков.
😁 - уловил юмо…
💪 Разбираем идиому: "To do one's best"
Всем привет! В новостях говорится: "Police are doing their best to trace the source of this latest danger." Давайте разберём эту полезную и популярную идиому!
Что это значит?
"To do one's best" означает «делать всё возможное», «прилагать максимум усилий», «стараться изо всех сил». Это способ сказать, что вы выкладываетесь на 100%, даже если результат не гарантирован.
Как это ра…
— My friend just got back from a vacation in the Bermuda Triangle. And nothing seems unusual, except… he’s only leaving for his vacation tomorrow.
- У меня вчера друг вернулся из отпуска в Бермудском треугольнике. И вроде бы ничего удивительного, но он уходит в отпуск только завтра...
😁 - уловил юмор
🤯 - не уловил юмор
Новый компьютерный вирус (расшифровка)
Computer experts have warned that a new virus, which has appeared in the last two days, is one of the most dangerous that has ever been invented. Called 'Money for Jam', it fills computer screens, which it attacks, with pound and dollar signs, sends itself to other computers via its new host's email, and then destroys all the information on the computer's hard disk. Police are …
#B1
🌟 😷 🪨
Новый компьютерный вирус за считанные дни стал одной из самых смертоносных угроз в истории.
Словарик
Hard disk — жёсткий диск.
Trace the source — отследить источник
Computer research department — отдел компьютерных исследований.
Host's email — электронная почта «хозяина»
Latest danger — последняя опасность, новейшая угроза.
Doing their best — делают всё возможное
💬 Расшифровка ниже
🤔 - понял меньше по…
Tips from a seasoned vacationer: When you meet a girl on the beach, remember – the darker her tan, the closer the end of her vacation!
Советы бывалого отпускника. Знакомясь на пляже с девушкой, не забывайте: чем сильнее у неё загар, тем ближе конец отпуска!
😁 - уловил юмор
🤯 - не уловил юмор
A boy runs back from the beach:
— Mom! Dad! I saw a dolphin save a drowning person!
— Oh, how wonderful! What happened next?
— Next, the lady climbed out of the water, grabbed the dolphin by the tail, and yelled: “Let go of my husband, you sea beast!”
Мальчик прибегает с пляжа:
— Мам! Пап! Я видел, как дельфин спас утопающего!
— Ой, как красиво! А что было дальше?
— А дальше тетя вылезла из воды, схватила дельфина з…
🤯 Разбираем идиому: "To get over a surprise"
Всем привет! В новостях говорится: "Once he had got over his surprise, Mr Pilenko alerted the rescue authorities."
Давайте разберём эту полезную конструкцию!
Что это значит?
"To get over a surprise" (или просто "to get over something") означает «оправиться от шока / удивления», «прийти в себя», «пережить эмоциональный удар». Когда вы получаете неожиданную новость (особе…
A wife comes back from the beach and says to her husband:
— Honey, I think I got sunburned.
— What?! The sun was out for only two hours!
— Well, I did put on cream.
— Oh, you used cream? Good girl! What kind?
— Custard cream with vanilla.
жена приходит с пляжа и говорит мужу:
— Милый, я, кажется, обгорела.
— Да ты что?! Солнце было всего два часа!
— Ну я же намазалась кремом.
— А-а-а, ну ты мазалась? Ай, молодец! А …
😁12🤯9👍2
Showing the 12 most recent of 27 posts we hold for @listenenglishhere. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The 6 most recent of 9 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 27 most recent posts we hold, published 15 July 2026 to 15 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
State English @state_english · 238,624 Telegram ranks this channel #29 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 11 August 2026
Английский с нуля @english2020easy · 243,178 Telegram ranks this channel #42 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 11 August 2026
Викторины на Английском @spaceofeng · 126,908 Telegram ranks this channel #58 of 75 here — alongside 74 others — read 13 August 2026
This channel appears in 3 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Listen Here - Английский аудирование” (@listenenglishhere), 14,037 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/listenenglishhere.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.