کی باورش میشه این ساختمان شعبه یه بانک باشه؟ 😇 لینک گزارش: asriran.com/004xUP
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Channel
@lazzate_sarmayeh
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,314subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001000869355 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @lazzate_sarmayeh |
| Created | Between 1 September 2015 and 31 December 2015 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 12 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/lazzate_sarmayeh |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 18 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 62% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Sept 2026, 01:00 | 1,314 | -2 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 09:01 | 1,316 | -3 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 05:18 | 1,319 | -4 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 07:17 | 1,323 | -1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 00:37 | 1,324 | +2 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 06:02 | 1,322 | +1 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 12:46 | 1,321 | +5 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 17:56 | 1,316 | +1 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 02:38 | 1,315 | +4 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 19:41 | 1,311 | -2 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 21:40 | 1,313 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 20:19 | 1,313 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 1 February 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
250 reactions across 19 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 48.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 121 | 48.4% | |
| 👍 | 96 | 38.4% | |
| 🔥 | 18 | 7.20% | |
| 👏 | 7 | 2.80% | |
| 👎 | 6 | 2.40% | |
| 🎉 | 2 | 0.8% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 250 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 1 February 2026 to 4 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
کی باورش میشه این ساختمان شعبه یه بانک باشه؟ 😇 لینک گزارش: asriran.com/004xUP
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اتوبان دو طرفه کردن اومدن داخل خلیج از سمت ایران، خروجی از سمت عمان 😂😂
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ادعای کانال ۱۲: ایران با پیشنهاد توافقی که درباره ترتیبات بازگشایی تنگه هرمز تدوین کردهاند، موافقت کرده است. واکنش مثبت ایران یکی از عواملی بود که دونالد ترامپ را به موافقت با لغو حمله به ایران ترغیب کرد. بر اساس این پیشنهاد، کشتیهای ورودی به خلیج فارس از طریق آبهای سرزمینی ایران در تنگه هرمز عبور خواهند کرد، در حالی که کشتیهای خروجی از خلیج فارس از طریق آبهای سرزمینی عمان عبور خواهند کرد. میانجیهای قطری ه…
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این رو هم اینجتا یادگار داشته باشیم برآوردش این بود که پریروز ترامپ کم میاره با یکی دو روز تاخیر عمل کرد
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شاخص TACO تحلیلگران شرکت مشاوره مالی Signum Global Advisors، به رهبری اندرو بیزپ، یک "شاخص تاکو" ایجاد کردهاند تا تلاش کنند تعیین کنند چه زمانی رئیس جمهور ترامپ شروع به کاهش تنشها پیرامون ایران خواهد کرد. این شاخص شامل قیمت نفت برنت، بازده اوراق قرضه دولتی ۱۰ ساله آمریکا، تعداد کشتیهایی که از تنگه هرمز عبور میکنند و عملکرد شاخص اصلی سهام SPX است. در هنگام آزمایش این شاخص تاکو، آنها متوجه شدند که تغییرات در حد…
ترامپ: برای منفعت کل جهان و برای تضمین یک ایران موفق و مرفه، موافقت کردهام که حمله را لغو کنم آقا اسکلمون کرده ها بعد هم مثل اداره های دولتی اطلاعیه می ده 😂 پی نوشت: فعلا که همین چند کلمه ده همت صف خرید اضافه کرد.
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حوله و تاید رو دادیم ذوب آهنو گرفتیم ☺️
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فردای بازارها - شماره هفتم 🗓شنبه ۲۰ تیر - ۳۵ صفحه 🔗مرجع فرصتهای سرمایهگذاری ✅ در این شماره میخوانید: ◻️قوی سیاه سرمایهگذاری در بازارها ◻️شناسایی ریسکهای اصلی در هفته آتی ◻️در تورم بالا کدام گزینه بهتر است: بورس، مسکن، طلا یا دلار؟ ◻️سقف و کف دلار با دو مدل پیشبینی ◻️دماسنج بورسی تنش بین ایران و آمریکا ◻️بورس هنوز برای خرید مناسب است؟ ◻️بازارهای برنده و بازنده در سناریوهای مختلف تورم و رشد اقتصادی و ریسکهای غی…
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ایا جنگ جهانی سوم در راه است!؟ فلز تنگستن در تولید گلوله و زره نظامی کاربرد دارد. این معدن برای دو جنگ جهانی قبلی باز شده و بعد از جنگ با کاهش مصرف تعطیل شده. متأسفانه چند هفته پیش با رشد تقاضای تنگستن بازگشایی شده 😉 asriran.com/004vgi
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ارزش معاملات در دو سال گذشته روندی صعودی داشته که بخشی از آن را می توان به تورم نسبت داد؛ اما جهش معاملات از ابتدای سال جاری و پس از پایان جنگ، از ورود بازار سرمایه به فاز جدیدی خبر میدهد. البته تا الان بخش خوشمزه فاز جدید رو شاهد بودیم که رشد همگانی بازار بود، قاعدتا از این به بعد مسیر شرکتها و صنایع از هم جدا میشه، برخی بازدهی خوبی می دهند و برخی هم در جا می زنند. گزارشات سه ماهه بهار، در این تقسیم بندی نقش مهمی خ…
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تابلوی عرضه و تقاضای #فارس بعد از 450 میلیون معامله، اومده دو تا اردر سه میلیونی روی 12,780 و 12,790 گذاشته. علمای تابلوخوانی می گویند این پیام خریداره، میگه هر چی می خواهید توی صف فروش بزارین، برش می دارم 😎 به قول علمای اعلام: و الله عالم 😇
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شکست روند نزولی سه ساله #اخابر اخابر سهامی دارایی محور است که به دلیل دعوای حاکمیتی خیلی کمتر از ارزش جایگزینی داره معامله میشه. چند روزیه که برخی در بازار دنبال این سهم هستند و اساتید چارتیست هم یه همچنین نقاشی براش کشیدن، با هدفی عالی. امروز معاملات سنگینی داره و گویا علاقه داره پولبکی به سطح شکسته شده داشته باشه ولی فشار خرید اجازه نداده. دیگه هر کس به اندازه ریسک پذیری اش می تونه تصمیم بگیره که بخره یا نخره 😎
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @lazzate_sarmayeh. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Republishes
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
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Names
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“لذت سرمایه گذاری” (@lazzate_sarmayeh), 1,314 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lazzate_sarmayeh.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.