Channel
@laser_lurch
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,051subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001487391489 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @laser_lurch |
| Created | 30 May 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 12 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/laser_lurch |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Aug 2026, 19:21 | 1,051 | -1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 12:51 | 1,052 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 09:40 | 1,052 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 24 March 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 February 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
215 reactions across 18 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 61.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 133 | 61.9% | |
| ❤ | 40 | 18.6% | |
| 😁 | 34 | 15.8% | |
| 🤮 | 4 | 1.86% | |
| 😢 | 3 | 1.40% | |
| 🎉 | 1 | 0.465% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 215reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 24 March 2022 to 9 February 2023, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Hier ist es sehr still und das wird es voraussichtlich auch erstmal bleiben. Wenn ich euch einen Kanal ans Herz legen sollte, dann wäre es der von meinem lieben Freund Aron. Schaut doch mal vorbei - Aron liefert regelmäßig Qualitätsinhalt und ist einfach ein toller Mensch: https://t.me/AronMorhoff
👍11
Auch hier wieder ein sehr amüsanter und überraschend kritischer Beitrag aus der Feder des öffentlich rechtlichen Rundfunks. Versucht da jemand den Kopf aus der Schlinge zu ziehen, während das Ausmaß der Lüge langsam nicht mehr zu verleugnen ist? Nach über 2 Jahren Hexenjagd gegen alle kritischen Menschen. #niemalsvergessen
👍12
Nachdem 65 Millionen Deutsche die tickende Zeitbombe in sich tragen, fangen die öffentlich Rechtlichen an kritisch zu berichten. Davor war jeder der sowas geäußert hat ein esoterischer Nazi-Schwurbler 🤷🏻♂️
👍6❤1
Was machen wir jetzt? 💥
❤22
❎ „Ein Wohlstand des Weniger“
👍12🎉1
Biden: „Es wird kein NordStream 2 mehr geben. Wir werden es beenden.“ (07.02.2022) Ende September 2022 werden mindestens drei Lecks in NordStream 1 und 2 entdeckt. Laut westlichen Medien ein Sabotageakt von Putin. Muss zu dokumentarischen Zwecken mal hier festgehalten werden.
👍16
#Netzfund
👍21😁4🤮2
1984: „Wir müssen Energie sparen, für den Krieg, der dem Frieden dient“ https://youtu.be/qM-6Zhe1oBw
👍14
Wahleinmischung (Meine anderen Kanäle: YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/1pz8slts | Odysee: https://odysee.com/@_horizont_:b | GETTR: https://gettr.com/user/_horizont_ )
😁4👍2
Bild.de: “Maskenpflicht und 3G ohne Effekt!” https://www.bild.de/bild-plus/politik/inland/politik-inland/corona-aktuelle-zahlen-zeigen-maskenpflicht-und-3g-ohne-effekt-79819084.bild.html
Oh wie praktisch (Meine anderen Kanäle: YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/1pz8slts | Odysee: https://odysee.com/@_horizont_:b | GETTR: https://gettr.com/user/_horizont_ )
Hahaha! Manchmal ist es doch einfach alles sehr amüsant.
👍1😁1
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @laser_lurch. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Laser Lurch” (@laser_lurch), 1,051 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/laser_lurch.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.