Channel
@lalaland_kitchen
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
39subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001876745488 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @lalaland_kitchen |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 8 January 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 3 times, most recently 13 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/lalaland_kitchen |
Ecommerce storefront — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 30 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 02:40 | 39 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 18:32 | 40 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:42 | 40 | first reading |
13 posts held, back to 8 January 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 13 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 April 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
29 reactions across 10 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 11 | 37.9% | |
| ❤ | 6 | 20.7% | |
| 👍 | 6 | 20.7% | |
| 👏 | 3 | 10.3% | |
| 💩 | 1 | 3.45% | |
| 🤡 | 1 | 3.45% | |
| 🤮 | 1 | 3.45% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 29 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 8 January 2023 to 14 April 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Сегодня, 14 апреля, рыбка уже в маринаде — по нашему особому рецепту. Завтра, 15 апреля, загружаем в чудо-коптильню — и к вечеру она будет готова! Выдача на месте — 15 апреля с 16:00 до 17:00. Можно подъехать и забрать: Место на карте Для тех, кому нужна доставка — привезём 16 апреля. Каш — ориентировочно с 12:00 до 13:00. В наличии: – Леврек – Дорадо Цена: 350 лир/кг Пишите в личку — всё свежее, ароматное и вкус…
🔥2
Так же планируем в скором времени Кальмар , бедра и крылышки
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Всем здравствуйте В нашем ассортименте а этом сезоне рыбка горячего копчения Леврек и дорадо по 350 лир за штуку
🔥3
Уважаемые гости и жители прекрасного Калкана Рады сообщить, что мы возобновили услуги кейтеринга в Калкане и с удовольствием приглашаем вас отведать нашу русскую домашнюю кухню. Наслаждайтесь любимыми блюдами, приготовленными с душой и использованием лучших ингредиентов. Ждем вас в Lalaland, чтобы поделиться вкусом домашнего уюта и сделать ваше пребывание еще более комфортным и приятным. С уважением, команда Lalal…
🔥2
Signed Lalaland
Дорогие друзья, мы закрываем наши виллы и доставку еды на зимовку с 1 декабря по 15 марта! Но спешим сообщить, что доставка кальянов будет работать по прежнему, а так же прокат музыкальной аппаратуры, проекторов и электро велосипедов! Для подробной информации пишите в личные сообщения или по номерам +90 543 169 40 84 +90 505 717 46 67
💩1🔥1🤡1🤮1
Signed Arina
Всем привет, обновили меню Ждем ваших заказов😇
❤3
Signed Arina
Всем привет! Есть в наличии домашний медовик ! Кусочек-100 лир Бесплатная доставка от 5 кусков! Пишите в личку
👍3🔥1
Signed Arina
Дорогие Калканцы, сегодня в наличии есть наполеоны с пломбирным кремом! Цена за 1 шт-20 лир! Бесплатная доставка от 4 шт!! Успевайте забрать сегодня, все свежее🧁
❤3
Signed Arina
Русская еда в Калкане pinned «Ждем Ваши отзывы 🥰😋»
Всем добрый день, представляем вам обновленное меню!
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Signed Arina
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Signed Arina
Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @lalaland_kitchen. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Русская еда в Калкане” (@lalaland_kitchen), 39 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lalaland_kitchen.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.