Морской лев забрался на рыболовное судно, чтобы поспать. Мужики вычислили его по храпу. Обычный вторник в Аргентине.💅🏻
😁11😍5❤2
Signed Isadora Duncan

Channel
@la_maleta
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Cite this entry
305subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001506698518 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @la_maleta |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 3 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 3 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/la_maleta |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 49% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 3 Oct 2026, 10:17 | 305 | -1 |
| 17 Sept 2026, 18:38 | 306 | +6 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 01:39 | 300 | +2 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 09:03 | 298 | -5 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 04:38 | 303 | -1 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 14:28 | 304 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 07:49 | 305 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:16 | 305 | first reading |
15 posts held, back to 18 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 15 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
357 reactions across 15 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 101 | 28.3% | |
| 🔥 | 67 | 18.8% | |
| 😁 | 58 | 16.2% | |
| 🎉 | 49 | 13.7% | |
| 😱 | 16 | 4.48% | |
| ❤🔥 | 15 | 4.20% | |
| 💯 | 15 | 4.20% | |
| 😢 | 13 | 3.64% | |
| 🥰 | 9 | 2.52% | |
| 🐳 | 7 | 1.96% | |
| 😍 | 7 | 1.96% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 15 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 357 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 18 June 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @la_maleta. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 15 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 18 June 2026 to 6 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Морской лев забрался на рыболовное судно, чтобы поспать. Мужики вычислили его по храпу. Обычный вторник в Аргентине.💅🏻
😁11😍5❤2
Signed Isadora Duncan
Спросила в Тредс, чего бы такого посмотреть аргентинского, пока мч наслаждается Балабановым. Меня завалили вариантами, пришлось составлять "гайд"😅 Наслаждайтесь!☺️
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Signed Isadora Duncan
Одна блогерка рассуждает: красивые, мол, есть такие слова в испанском. Я бы дочь так назвала! Альмендра! Сервеса! Красиво как. Жаль, что они обозначают конкретные вещи... (миндаль, пиво). Испанские женские имена... просто существуют: Soledad — одиночество Dolores — страдания Consuelo — утешение Angustias — муки Concepción — зачатие Asunción — вознесение Cruz — крест Pilar — столб 🗿🗿🗿
😁14❤7🎉1🐳1😢1
Signed Isadora Duncan
В депрессии почти ничего не приносит удовольствия (или краткосрочно очень). Сферы интересов, которые всё ещё со мной, я давно определила. А вот с хотелками прямо проблема. Сложно хотеть🫠 Вы чего вот хотите? Для себя! (не для мира-семьи-детей-собак)
💯9🐳2
Signed Isadora Duncan
Когда у тебя есть pareja, которая учит русский и теперь придётся мучиться с транслитом на испанском😅
😁11🥰4
Signed Isadora Duncan
Смотрите, какая офигенная книга!!! https://www.instagram.com/estudiosninja/
🔥5🎉2
Signed Isadora Duncan
Я ёбнулась с лестницы. Побывала в Ривадавии, покаталась на каталке, размахивая палкой от швабры и крича «Lord de Anillos!». Одолжите фиксирующий ботиночек для голеностопа, пожалуйста. Очень надо🫠 Катя - святая. Дай бог ей мужа хорошего, здоровья крепкого, денежков побольше.
😱15😢10❤5❤🔥2😁2
Signed Isadora Duncan
Просто поделилась фактом, а тредс начал куда-то лететь. И вот уже мне напихали и фанаты Рона, и фанаты Месси, и просто психи какие-то. И, конечно, не обошлось без "баба тупая, ничо не понимает в футболе". Дивный мир! 28 лет болею, экскурсии футбольные вожу, а мужчины всё ещё считают, что понимание какой-то темы от письки зависит🗿
❤19🔥6😁5💯1🥰1😢1
Signed Isadora Duncan
Каламбур про Месси (обычно комментаторы используют) "Lio armo lio!" Lio - это хаос, заварушка. Лио навёл шороху - можно так перевести. В 2022 я была в восторге от своей находки. Выдала друзьям: "Messi made a mess!" Скорее всего, я не первая это придумала, но тогда я себе премию дала за разработку.
🔥16❤2😱1
Signed Isadora Duncan
Симпатизировал ли судья Аргентине? Вероятно. Могли ли египтяне победить? Вероятно. Могли ли мы встретить динозавра? 50/50 Либо встретим, либо нет. Назначенный пенальти за фол на 18:28 - "фоливший" не сыграл в мяч, а нападающий - сыграл! Нападающий успел к мячу первым, защитник не успел. Высокая скорость, более глубокое положение внутри штрафной, потенциально опасный выход к воротам, где только 1 защитник потенциаль…
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Signed Isadora Duncan
Раскладываю любовь по палитре
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Signed Isadora Duncan
- У меня клятва, представляешь? *моя мастерица маникюра из Венесуэлы всплеснула руками и затеяла неладное* - Как крууууто, я поздравляю тебя!! - Давай в цвет флага голубые ногти сделаем? - В смысле голубые? А белый? А жёлтый? А БЛЁСТКИ???! Это же событие!! Не смогла отбиться, была в плену «это блёстки под цвет твоих волос!💃🏼»
🔥26❤10🐳2
Signed Isadora Duncan
Showing the 12 most recent of 15 posts we hold for @la_maleta. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 3 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Рай. Аргентинский край.” (@la_maleta), 305 subscribers as measured 3 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/la_maleta.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.