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@kvtchannel

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17,377subscribers

+3 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001304131034
TypeChannel
Username@kvtchannel
DescriptionНа связи группа компаний КВТ Узнать стоимость и перечень услуг можно через нашего бота: @kvtservice_bot Чат: https://t.me/kvt_zavtrak Весело и задорно админит @stacey_rogue РКН: https://www.gosuslugi.ru/snet/676eaa3b1e4e233a719404a6
Created11 December 2017measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/kvtchannel

Growth

17,37417,38417,3796 August 2026 — 17,374 subscribers6 August 2026 — 17,374 subscribers7 August 2026 — 17,381 subscribers8 August 2026 — 17,384 subscribers9 August 2026 — 17,380 subscribers11 August 2026 — 17,378 subscribers12 August 2026 — 17,377 subscribers17,3776 August 202612 August 2026
7 measurements spanning 7 days, net +3. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 17,373–17,386 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Aug 2026, 15:1317,377-1
11 Aug 2026, 12:5717,378-2
9 Aug 2026, 07:1117,380-4
8 Aug 2026, 04:0317,384+3
7 Aug 2026, 02:1617,381+7
6 Aug 2026, 02:4517,374no change
6 Aug 2026, 02:3717,374first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 23 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 17 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
28.0%
avg views ÷ 17,377 subscribers
Avg views / post
4,870
20 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.10%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
20
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held20 (23 July 202612 August 2026)
Views total97,480
Reactions total1,076
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken13 Aug 2026, 00:32 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
1,000
Videos
227
Links
870

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
4m 07s
Average length
1m 02s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

1,058 reactions across 19 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁38636.5%
🔥25524.1%
24923.5%
😭13612.9%
🤬323.02%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,076reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 23 July 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Aug 2026, 10:52 UTC≈2,680 views75 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Таможня чудит 100 часов подряд без регистрации и смс смотреть онлайн Все мы любим эти допзапросы, в которых просят прикрепить «хоть что-нибудь», чтобы продлить выпуск. Ну это еще ладно. Бывает, такие номера талантливые откалывает таможня, а перед клиентом ослом и остолопом выглядите вы. Было? Было. Собрали ваши истории из архива чата, они вместе смотрятся живописной серией. Мы все понимаем, но деньги вперед Назнач

37🔥21😁10🤬4😭3

11 Aug 2026, 14:02 UTC≈2,940 views19 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

До обязательного (для всех!) перехода на ЭПД осталось меньше месяца. С 1 сентября транспортные накладные, заказы или заявки на перевозку, экспедиторские документы, железнодорожные и грузовые накладные нужно будет оформлять в электронном виде. Есть вопросы о том, как адаптироваться к новым правилам? Приходите завтра и послезавтра на бесплатные эфиры по комфортному переходу на ЭПД от Точка Банка и экспертов сферы грузо

😭171🔥1

11 Aug 2026, 11:49 UTC≈3,020 views86 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Сейчас мы одним махом решим проблему коммуникации с грузополучателем. Записывайте рецепт: 1. Берете вот это вот бинго себе в сохраненки. 2. Отправляете в ответ на каждое «где мой груз» (играющая сторона вправе сама выбрать играющее поле). 3. ??? 4. Вуаля, вы великолепны.

😁62🔥15😭81

10 Aug 2026, 12:49 UTC≈4,430 views45 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Последнее напоминание про необходимость забыть об упрощенке по 353 На прошлой неделе на платной стороне РБК вышла наша колонка про упрощения по 353, которые превращаются в труху прямо на глазах. Во-первых, никаких больше вечеринок чужих разрешительных под шумок. Это прям с сегодня, 10 августа. Во-вторых – маркировка ЕАС, как и прежде, наносится до помещения товара под ИМ40. Это с 1 сентября. И это всё, если товар

19🤬11😭10😁3🔥2

10 Aug 2026, 04:52 UTC≈3,340 views20 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Про ж/д пломбы для Китая. За текст огромное спасибо коллеге и большому другу Юрию Матвееву. Секретариат Координационного комитета по перевозкам «Китай-Европа» от имени ООО «Китайские железнодорожные контейнерные перевозки» (CRCT Co., Ltd): #Уведомление №119 от 07-21-2026 "Соглашение о применении в Евразийском экономическом союзе навигационных пломб для отслеживания перевозок." Дата вступления в силу: 31.07.2026 Ссы

11🤬9

7 Aug 2026, 14:32 UTC≈3,910 views108 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Венера Мегеровна подготовила сольный номер для конкурса талантов. Надеемся, ей за эту разработку премию дадут! #friday

🔥56😁4210

6 Aug 2026, 09:57 UTC≈4,670 views87 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

😁60🔥139😭5

6 Aug 2026, 09:57 UTC≈4,540 views60 reactionsread 13 August 2026

У нас тут назревает скольки-то-серийное реалити-шоу «Привези и растаможь тачку из Китая», задача усложняется тем, что заказ исходит прямиком от главы компании — апробация в полевых условиях, так сказать. В конце сезона узнаем, справится ли Виктор, которого бросили на амбразуру, благословив, или он покроет позором отделы логистики и таможенного оформления. Ну и пиара тоже. Витя, не подкачай, мы в тебя верим😂 #реали

😁47🔥93😭1

5 Aug 2026, 13:00 UTC≈5,010 views76 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Занимайте места согласно купленным билетам, время стендапа про сертификатчиков Год назад мы сделали для клиента сертификат соответствия в партнерском серт. органе. Киргизский сертификат, но нормальный, всамделишный, с испытаниями в лаборатории и всеми делами. Орган этот мы не по объявлению взяли в партнеры и не по спам-рассылке: уже года три с ними работаем(ли) полет нормальный (был). Прошло чуть больше года с выда

😭5216🤬5😁2🔥1

4 Aug 2026, 10:14 UTC≈8,580 views17 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Турция частично приостанавливает сообщение через Чёрное море после атаки на судно «Надежда» Морские грузоперевозки из Турции в Россию приостановлены, пишет турецкое издание Cumhuriyet. Сообщается, что 3 августа 2026 года судно типа Ro-Ro «Надежда», вышедшее из Самсуна, подверглось удару 6–7 беспилотников, запущенных со стороны Украины. Вслед за этим инцидентом операторы паромных линий приостановили рейсы. Вероятно

😭124🔥1

3 Aug 2026, 13:55 UTC≈5,170 views30 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Poll

Нервно ли у вас?

  1. Все нервные, а я вообще псих39%
  2. Увеличиваю дозировку новопассита16%
  3. Все нервные, а я в дзене11%
  4. На чиле, на расслабоне8%
  5. Я вообще в отпуске 🏝️💅8%
  6. Вокруг шум — не кипишуй20%
  7. I feel you bro🤜🤛16%

The shares total 118%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

😁16😭86

31 Jul 2026, 14:34 UTC≈6,010 views118 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Законная #friday , в которой белый пушистый учВЭД впервые видит неисчерпаемое разнообразие разрешительных документов.

45🔥41😁24😭8

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @kvtchannel. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

3 Aug 2026, 13:55 UTCAnonymous Poll642 voters

Нервно ли у вас?

  1. Все нервные, а я вообще псих39%
  2. Увеличиваю дозировку новопассита16%
  3. Все нервные, а я в дзене11%
  4. На чиле, на расслабоне8%
  5. Я вообще в отпуске 🏝️💅8%
  6. Вокруг шум — не кипишуй20%
  7. I feel you bro🤜🤛16%

The shares total 118%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 23 July 2026 to 12 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 136,216 of 1,169,250entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 5 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Завтрак с таможней” (@kvtchannel), 17,377 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kvtchannel.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.