Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 25 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 60% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
8 measurements spanning 61 days, net +395. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 112–631 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
7 Oct 2026, 02:38
571
+399
13 Sept 2026, 01:00
172
-1
5 Sept 2026, 15:19
173
-2
29 Aug 2026, 11:17
175
-1
22 Aug 2026, 02:48
176
+2
15 Aug 2026, 02:45
174
-2
8 Aug 2026, 13:46
176
no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:52
176
first reading
Engagement
16 posts held, back to 20 October 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 February 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
14s
Average length
14s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
171 reactions across 13 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
62
36.3%
🔥
36
21.1%
👍
31
18.1%
🥰
19
11.1%
👏
15
8.77%
😈
6
3.51%
😁
1
0.585%
😢
1
0.585%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 171 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 20 October 2023 to 11 February 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
3
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 14 we hold a reading for · 14%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @krytayadevka. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 16 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 20 October 2023 to 11 February 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Для большинства общение со Скорпионом — как разговор с человеком, который держит нож на столе: красиво, но немного тревожно.
Со всеми — границы. Чёткие, выверенные, как линии на архитектурном чертеже.
Они никогда не говорят лишнего. Если слово выходит — значит оно уже прошло проверку, в речи никогда нет случайностей.
Это дисциплина.
Скорпионы научились быть доступной внешне — и недосягаемой по сути. Яркой, но не …
Из этого текста каждый из вас сделает для себя важные выводы 🖤
2025 год был очень показательным, можно сказать он назывался «проверка на вшивость»
Он показал мне, что люди бывают низкосортными, буквально душевными бомжами: без человеческих ценностей, со своими слабостями, без силы воли, без умения элементарно любить.
Всевышний наградил меня радаром – я ощущаю каждого человека сразу же, всеми фибрами своей души. Мн…
📌 Девочки! Я подготовила 3 ваших разбора совместимости с партнерами – вы высылали ваши данные о рождении в чат.
Эти картинки доказывают, что астрологическая совместимость – это не просто (как все любят смотреть) «совместимость между знаками зодиака», а целый чан с дарами и невероятно подробной информацией, которую можно увидеть, лишь по одной дате рождения партнера.
📌 Я очень люблю читать и считаю что знания – это сила. Знания дают ВСЕ! (ссылки на книги в конце)
Хочешь не быть простофилей и понимать мотивы людей, как в отношениях, так и бизнесе – читай НЛП.
Надоело страдать, быть бедной и заедать стресс – читай про гормоны и силу подсознания.
Вокруг не мужчины, а одни у*баны? Читай про психологию личностей и заверстую чуй лохов и манипуляторов.
👇 Так вот топ 5 книг, которые…
📌 Итак! Если вы хотите получить бесплатный разбор совместимости вас и вашего партнёра – я сделаю это вам :)
Что нужно:
1. В комментарии написать данные вас и его: ваше и его имена, полная дата рождения, город рождения.
2. Написать все в комментарии под этим постом.
3. Скину всем разборы текстом, сможете задать любые свои вопросы.
Созависимые отношения: все об этом и как избавиться29%
Как понять что ему нужно от отношений (астрология)24%
Совместимость в паре, разбор астро карт38%
Прогнозы: на месяц, личный прогноз на год (что вас ждёт)38%
Свои варианты пишите в комменты14%
The shares total 143%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
📌 У меня есть 3 правила в жизни, которые помогают жить счастливо.
Именно эти правила позволяют мне гармонично начинать свой день, всегда быть в состоянии счастья и отсекают все лишнее из моего поля – я никогда не нарушаю их.
1. Завтракаю всегда в тишине, без девайсов, без сериков, фильмов и книг. Вообще без постороннего шума.
Ем медленно, ощущая еду, прям каждый кусочек. Благодаря этому я скинула 9 кг в 2021 году …
😍 Девочки, у меня в запрещенной сети сейчас проходит конкурс – главный приз, это божественные духи MAISON FRANCIS KURKDJIAN a la rose!
👇Правила очень простые:
1. подписаться на меня
2. сделать себе в сторис репост любой моей записи
3. написать комментарии «почему вам интересно меня читать»
4. отметить меня @krytayadevka
5. аккаунт должен быть открытым и сторис держаться 24 часа
👉🏻 Подписаться на меня
📌 Подкаст про созависимые отношения: что это, как возникает, откуда берется и что с этим делать.
#отношения
🔥8👍4❤2🥰1
Signed Alina Kuzakova
Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @krytayadevka. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Созависимые отношения: все об этом и как избавиться29%
Как понять что ему нужно от отношений (астрология)24%
Совместимость в паре, разбор астро карт38%
Прогнозы: на месяц, личный прогноз на год (что вас ждёт)38%
Свои варианты пишите в комменты14%
The shares total 143%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 20 October 2023 to 11 February 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 October 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Krytayadevka 👩🏼💻” (@krytayadevka), 571 subscribers as measured 7 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/krytayadevka.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.