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KROVЬMAШИN

@krovmashin

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Cite this entry

150subscribers

+2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001639785286
TypeChannel
Username@krovmashin
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 October 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 11 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/krovmashin

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 25 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 76% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1481501497 August 2026 — 148 subscribers8 August 2026 — 148 subscribers15 August 2026 — 149 subscribers8 September 2026 — 150 subscribers30 September 2026 — 149 subscribers11 October 2026 — 150 subscribers7 August 202611 October 2026
6 measurements spanning 65 days, net +2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 148–150 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Oct 2026, 08:20150+1
30 Sept 2026, 22:37149-1
8 Sept 2026, 23:58150+1
15 Aug 2026, 17:17149+1
8 Aug 2026, 20:17148no change
7 Aug 2026, 05:30148first reading

Engagement

7 posts held, back to 16 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 7 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

42 reactions across 6 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 61.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥2661.9%
😁921.4%
🌚49.52%
👀12.38%
👌12.38%
🥰12.38%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 7 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 42 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 7 most recent posts we hold, published 16 July 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

5 Aug 2026, 15:22 UTC60 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Выудил у севастопольского деда еще один Pooh MBE-7070, в отличие от первого экземпляра, пострадавшего от набега геев-мутантов с кусачками, этот достался абсолютно целеньким😘

🔥6

1 Aug 2026, 22:30 UTC180 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Помоечка пиздатая!

😁6🌚2🔥2

28 Jul 2026, 20:10 UTC225 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Помоечка вновь телевизионная!

🔥6

25 Jul 2026, 20:34 UTC220 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Помоечка телевизионная, и самокатная тоже!

🔥5👀1

24 Jul 2026, 18:14 UTC203 viewsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Пивандрий с кормилицы

  1. Отдать алкашу, сдержав клятву🙏75%
  2. Выжрать самому, проявив крайнюю степень эгоизма🥸25%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

24 Jul 2026, 18:06 UTC179 views5 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Буквально час назад доебался алкаш, который вчера ссал под себя, загорая на лавке, с ультимативным требованием "купи чекушку". Я ему отсыпал полпачки вонючей Явы, и говорю: "на помойке если пиво найду - дам тебе". Иду, и вот оно в пакете у бачков лежит, аж три баклажки! Вопрос, тащить ему пиво, сдержав обещание, или хватит с него, мог бы и сам найти и выпить, и то что он не сделал этого, исключительно его проблемы?

😁3🌚1🥰1

16 Jul 2026, 18:41 UTC175 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Помоечка электронно-вычислительная

🔥7🌚1👌1

Showing the 7 most recent of 7 posts we hold for @krovmashin. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

24 Jul 2026, 18:14 UTCAnonymous Poll59 voters

Пивандрий с кормилицы

  1. Отдать алкашу, сдержав клятву🙏75%
  2. Выжрать самому, проявив крайнюю степень эгоизма🥸25%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 7 most recent posts we hold, published 16 July 2026 to 5 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“KROVЬMAШИN” (@krovmashin), 150 subscribers as measured 11 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/krovmashin.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.