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Буст: t.me/boost/krohobortv
Чат: https://t.me/+DpS_lfSl1Mo3NjU6
Реклама - @twodreamer
[email protected]
https://gosuslugi.ru/snet/69a98f2d5ac71e75ec1ef729
Created
Between 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
Technology — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 98% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
33 measurements spanning 49 days, net +17,494. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 33,678–56,420 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
25 Sept 2026, 12:00
53,796
+2,343
17 Sept 2026, 10:42
51,453
+1,716
15 Sept 2026, 12:57
49,737
+1,252
13 Sept 2026, 22:18
48,485
+453
12 Sept 2026, 02:39
48,032
+272
9 Sept 2026, 15:40
47,760
+940
6 Sept 2026, 07:17
46,820
+931
4 Sept 2026, 04:16
45,889
+1,229
2 Sept 2026, 14:46
44,660
+221
1 Sept 2026, 10:57
44,439
+220
31 Aug 2026, 07:56
44,219
+409
30 Aug 2026, 08:24
43,810
+368
29 Aug 2026, 05:27
43,442
+116
28 Aug 2026, 06:36
43,326
+236
27 Aug 2026, 07:55
43,090
+269
26 Aug 2026, 08:26
42,821
+136
25 Aug 2026, 09:17
42,685
+223
24 Aug 2026, 06:34
42,462
+440
22 Aug 2026, 15:38
42,022
+667
21 Aug 2026, 06:13
41,355
first reading
Engagement
204 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 117 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
31.4%
avg views ÷ 53,796 subscribers
Avg views / post
16,900
102 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.405%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
102
of 204 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 October 2026
Posts held
204 (3 August 2026 – 2 October 2026)
Views total
1,720,682
Reactions total
6,973
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
2 Oct 2026, 09:00 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈1,390
Videos
≈286
Links
≈1,060
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 2 October 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
8m 14s
Average length
27s
Measured directly from 18 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
13,320 reactions across 204 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 53.6% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
7,138
53.6%
👍
1,458
10.9%
🤡
1,164
8.74%
🔥
1,030
7.73%
👎
505
3.79%
💩
500
3.75%
😁
389
2.92%
💔
271
2.03%
😭
213
1.60%
😱
153
1.15%
🤯
136
1.02%
🤔
105
0.788%
custom 5217880721946869737
100
0.751%
⚡
100
0.751%
🙈
58
0.435%
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 204 of the 204 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 13,320 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 204 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 2 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
83
across the posts below
Posts paid on
47
of 204 we hold a reading for · 23%
Most on one post
9
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @krohobortv. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 204 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 3 August 2026 to 2 October 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
Ad load
0.98%
2 of 204 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
14,100
over 2 measured posts
Median views · rest
15,700
over 202 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
CQH36pWzJqLAiDknk3mdW1zYzHTnmMJ84doQWwawztgb49
1
27 August 2026
27 August 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 204 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 2 October 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
🚨 У iPhone Duo всё печально с камерами
Apple показала подборку из 6 фотографий, снятых на новый складной iPhone Duo. У него основная и ультраширокоугольная камеры по 48 Мп, но отдельного телевика нет.
Если просто посмотреть на подборку - вроде всё красиво. Но на самом деле на большинстве фото результат очень сильно вытягивают свет, цвета и композиция. Мне кажется, в таких условиях что угодно сняло бы примерно так.
…
🇷🇺 В России вышло обновление 1.10.26
Сегодня 1 октября, и вместе с новым месяцем в России прилетела целая пачка изменений. Что нового в этой «прошивке» 😅
💸 Наличные через чужой банкомат
Через СБП теперь можно внести наличные в банкомате одного банка и зачислить их на свой счёт в другом. До 25 000 ₽ за операцию, 50 000 ₽ в сутки и 200 000 ₽ в месяц. Вот это обновление реально полезное.
📦 Маркетплейсы
Нельзя менять …
😳 Пользователи на Западе устроили лотерею с экранами iPhone 18 Pro
В iPhone 18 Pro и Pro Max Apple использует OLED-панели Samsung и LG. Все они проходят калибровку Apple, но энтузиасты считают, что некоторые панели выглядят лучше других.
Самым желанным считают Samsung G9N, дальше идут G9Q и G9P. У LG - GVC и GH3, причём GH3 считают самым спорным вариантом.
И вот тут начинается дичь: люди покупают iPhone, проверяют…
📱 Обновился активатор 5G для iPhone
Если у тебя до сих пор не получилось активировать 5G - попробуй CarrierSIM v5.
⚠️ Если 5G уже работает - ничего переделывать не нужно. CarrierSIM работает и на предыдущих версиях iOS, не только на 27.0.1.
А самое интересное - теперь можно подбирать разные профили оператора под свою SIM.
По актуальным рекомендациям:
- Vodafone_hu - универсальный вариант, с которого предлагают на…
🤖 Пока мы спали, OpenAI провела DevDay 2026 и показала кучу нового
Главное - GPT-6.1 Sol. Её прокачали для программирования и работы с компьютером, а цену в API оставили прежней.
Но самое интересное - dots. Это уже не просто чат с нейросетью. Можно создать своего ИИ-агента, дать ему доступ к приложениям и поставить задачу. У него есть собственный облачный компьютер и браузер, поэтому он может сам продолжать работу,…
🔥 Что Apple ещё приготовила на октябрь?
После сентябрьской презентации кажется, что Apple уже всё показала. А вот и нет 😅 Похоже, у Купертино на осень ещё осталась целая пачка новинок.
В первую очередь ждём iPhone Duo - складной айфон, конечно, штука интересная. Но если честно за те деньги которые за него хотят, я бы лучше уже сенсорный MacBook посмотрел
Вместе с ним могут показать:
- iMac на M6 - новые цвета и, …
🎵 Олды тут?
Для нового складного iPhone Duo сделали виртуальный Walkman с кассетами, звуками кнопок и перемоткой.
Открываешь телефон - выбираешь музыку и вставляешь виртуальную кассету. Закрываешь - слушаешь.
И это только начало. Новый форм-фактор наверняка даст разработчикам ещё кучу необычных идей и приложений. Похоже, скоро увидим много интересного.
Кому ностальгию по 90-м за пол-ляма? 😂
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⚡️ МегаФон заявил, что CarrierSIM может быть опасен. Разбираем, как он вообще включает 5G на iPhone в России
Всё упирается в carrier bundle - специальный профиль оператора внутри iOS. В нём прописано, какие функции сети доступны SIM-карте: 5G, VoWiFi, VoLTE, кодеки и другие настройки.
У российских операторов 5G в профиле для iPhone отключён. Но в самой iOS уже есть профили зарубежных операторов, где 5G разрешён.
C…
⚡Два важных обновления для iPhone пока мы спали
1. IPA Downloader который позволяет скачивать и возвращать приложения, которых уже нет в App Store - обновился до версии 4.0.8 - обновили ipatool-cpp, исправили загрузку приложений, запуск, debug-логи, повторное создание kbsync и ещё несколько ошибок.
И ещё момент: при запуске могут появляться такие ошибки - например, о невозможности проверить обновления или скачать …
🔥 Apple выпустила iOS 27.0.1
Это первое обновление после выхода iOS 27. Apple исправила несколько багов, в том числе проблемы с Face ID на iPhone 18 Pro и 18 Pro Max, а также зависания экрана.
Но есть нюанс для тех, кто активировал 5G на iPhone этим способом - Apple может прикрыть эту лазейку в обновлении.
Если 5G уже заработал, возможно, не стоит спешить с обновлением.
Проверить iOS 27.0.1 можно в Настройки → Ос…
🔥 Наконец-то сняли главное ограничение iPA Downloader
Вышла новая версия iPA Downloader 4.0.7.
Для тех кто не в теме - если коротко, это приложение для компьютера, которое позволяет скачивать и возвращать приложения, которых уже нет в App Store, и сохранять их в формате IPA.
Что нового:
- теперь можно скачивать приложения, которые ты раньше приобретал на Apple ID, даже если они вышли после 1 сентября 2026 года, а …
🤖 Если вдруг пропустили: уже через 2 дня состоится розыгрыш от 8БИТ — разыгрывают Станцию Мини с Алисой и набор мерча 👀
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Showing the 12 most recent of 204 posts we hold for @krohobortv. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Posts edited after publishing
@krohobortv edited 10 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
19 August 2026
Most recent edit
28 September 2026
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
Dead references
1
handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
Evidenced gone
0
we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
Never seen alive
1
vacant every time we have ever looked
@krohobortv named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
@adobe named in 4 posts, 8 August 2026 – 13 August 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Дима Крохобор 🤌” (@krohobortv), 53,796 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/krohobortv.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.