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sanguine vitality & verve

@krachbaumgarten_health

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

52subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 15 September 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002297950367
TypeChannel
Username@krachbaumgarten_health
Descriptionпро здоровый образ жизни: правильное питание, спорт, любовь к себе, путешествия и медицину на доступном языке 🪷
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded15 September 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/krachbaumgarten_health

Growth

5215 Sept 2026, 09:47 — 52 subscribers15 Sept 2026, 10:22 — 52 subscribers15 Sept 2026, 09:4715 Sept 2026, 10:22
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 51–53 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Sept 2026, 10:2252no change
15 Sept 2026, 09:4752first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 30 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
139.1%
avg views ÷ 52 subscribers
Avg views / post
72.3
3 posts measured
Reaction rate
12.4%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
4
of 18 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 September 2026
Posts held18 (30 July 202610 September 2026)
Views total217
Reactions total27
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken15 Sept 2026, 10:22 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
500
Videos
110
Links
8

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 15 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
2m 29s
Average length
37s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

95 reactions across 14 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 48.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
custom 53640108767497525324648.4%
custom 52876332242168801683738.9%
custom 53864029120857550741212.6%

Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 95 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 10 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

10 Sept 2026, 07:46 UTC39 views12 reactionsread 15 September 2026

Уважаемые ученики, убедительная просьба, купите училке крем для рук. Каждый раз, когда вы не можете ответить на первоклассные вопросы, учитывая, что через 9 месяцев у вас экзамен, я от нервов мажу руки кремом. Сентября только начался, а я уже израсходовала банку крема 100мл!!! 😡

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Signed Stasia Belanova

3 Sept 2026, 18:49 UTC71 views6 reactionsread 15 September 2026
Photo

Ученикам я задаю домашку по репликации днк, подруг прошу скинуть гдз по кпт. А что, училка тоже человек!

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Signed Stasia Belanova

26 Aug 2026, 13:38 UTC107 views9 reactionsread 15 September 2026
Video

Настя решила проверить теорию «оператор никогда не умирает» и доверила свой новый дорогущий айфон мне

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Signed Stasia Belanova

25 Aug 2026, 07:50 UTCviews —

sanguine vitality & verve pinned «🤍🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 ➡️ 🟢🟢🟢 🤍🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢 Польза кардио Все считают это правильным питаем, но… Основа здорового питания, которую многие пропускают Силовым все возрасты покорны Боюсь перекачаться 🤪 Альтернативы привычных неполезных продуктов Коллаген, или…»

24 Aug 2026, 05:56 UTC96 views8 reactionsread 15 September 2026
Video

«я хочу сидеть где-то в горах и наблюдать, как солнце превращается сверху в Луну»

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Signed Stasia Belanova

21 Aug 2026, 17:04 UTC91 viewsread 15 September 2026

⭐️🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 Рецепт крем-супа из гороха Тыквенная овсяно-рисовая каша на молоке 🌿 Белковые закуски - добиваем белок в перерывах между тренировками Хотдоги на гриле - не очень полезно, но очень вкусно! Рецепт имбирных пряников 💡 PIZZA!

Signed Stasia Belanova

20 Aug 2026, 07:46 UTC82 views3 reactionsread 15 September 2026

⭐️🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 Карелия - русская Финляндия 1 Карелия - русская Финляндия 2 Великий Новгород - истоки нашего государства Псков - пройтись зимой по замершей реке ❄️ Выборг - вкуснейшие крендели в России! Адыгея - малая родина больших гор Северная Осетия - Орджоникидзе, мой родной, узница героев 1 🏞️ Северная Осетия - Орджоникидзе, мой родной, узница героев 2 Северная Осетия - Орджоникидзе, мой родной, узница герое

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Signed Stasia Belanova

18 Aug 2026, 07:57 UTC74 views4 reactionsread 15 September 2026

🤍🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 Камера! Мотор! Половое воспитание! Галотерапия - воздух, который обнимает 🌊 Болезнь поцелуев Инфекция, которая научила нас пить воду Девчонки, про месячные на пальцах! Коллаген, или как раскрутить простой народ на бабки на ровном месте 💸 Почему я вовсе отказалась пить алкоголь - и вам того советую 🥤 Медицинские аргументы против сосисок и колбас Гигиена полости рта 1 - купите нить! Гигиена пол

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Signed Stasia Belanova

16 Aug 2026, 07:40 UTC81 views8 reactionsread 15 September 2026

🤍🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 ➡️ 🟢🟢🟢 🤍🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢 Польза кардио Все считают это правильным питаем, но… Основа здорового питания, которую многие пропускают Силовым все возрасты покорны Боюсь перекачаться 🤪 Альтернативы привычных неполезных продуктов Коллаген, или как раскрутить простой народ на бабки на ровном месте 😁 Это же любовь! Обзор на книгу «Это началось не с тебя» Чем заменить сладкое? Добавки в салаты для добора

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Signed Stasia Belanova

15 Aug 2026, 11:34 UTC75 views9 reactionsread 15 September 2026
Video

Твой бывший: напиши вкратце текстом Твоя подруга:

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Signed Stasia Belanova

14 Aug 2026, 13:06 UTC79 views4 reactionsread 15 September 2026

Помню, когда сидела на стендапе, девушка-стендаперша пошутила: «девушки, давайте уже признаем тот факт, что у нас у всех молочные железы и пупок волосатые», после чего зал затих и она: «ууу, понятно, не хотите признаваться». Речь была про черные волосы. В этот момент я мысленно уже назначила ей вагон анализов на гормоны, УЗИ яичников и эндометрия, анализы на углеводный обмен и липидный профиль. Милые дамы, если вас

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Signed Stasia Belanova

11 Aug 2026, 15:19 UTC91 viewsread 15 September 2026

Коллеги, у кого-то есть такие диагнозы, от которых мурашки бегут по телу? Для меня это диффузное аксональное повреждение 🥲 А если на КТ посмотреть, там вообще случается атаческая паника…

Signed Stasia Belanova

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @krachbaumgarten_health. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“sanguine vitality & verve” (@krachbaumgarten_health), 52 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/krachbaumgarten_health.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.