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Дневник мадам по прозвищу Гурман

@komnatnyj_gurman

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10,083subscribers

+61 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001399220148
TypeChannel
Username@komnatnyj_gurman
DescriptionКанал Алёны Кривошеевой, автора рассказиков и книг. Сборник историй автора: http://madamsbook.tilda.ws/ Книга автора «Не мой дневник»: https://ridero.ru/books/ne_moi_dnevnik/ Для тех, кому только спросить: @Alena_Gurman
CreatedBetween 1 November 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live10 November 2026
Measurements held47
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 10 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/komnatnyj_gurman

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 90% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

9,97810,15810,0687 August 2026 — 10,022 subscribers7 August 2026 — 10,022 subscribers8 August 2026 — 10,021 subscribers10 August 2026 — 10,019 subscribers11 August 2026 — 10,020 subscribers12 August 2026 — 10,015 subscribers13 August 2026 — 10,013 subscribers14 August 2026 — 10,009 subscribers16 August 2026 — 10,002 subscribers17 August 2026 — 9,999 subscribers20 August 2026 — 9,996 subscribers24 August 2026 — 9,991 subscribers27 August 2026 — 9,990 subscribers30 August 2026 — 9,978 subscribers1 September 2026 — 10,077 subscribers3 September 2026 — 10,080 subscribers4 September 2026 — 10,086 subscribers6 September 2026 — 10,074 subscribers10 September 2026 — 10,075 subscribers12 September 2026 — 10,069 subscribers14 September 2026 — 10,058 subscribers15 September 2026 — 10,055 subscribers17 September 2026 — 10,051 subscribers29 September 2026 — 10,148 subscribers5 October 2026 — 10,158 subscribers13 October 2026 — 10,156 subscribers14 October 2026 — 10,157 subscribers15 October 2026 — 10,150 subscribers17 October 2026 — 10,145 subscribers19 October 2026 — 10,144 subscribers20 October 2026 — 10,141 subscribers21 October 2026 — 10,131 subscribers22 October 2026 — 10,126 subscribers23 October 2026 — 10,125 subscribers25 October 2026 — 10,121 subscribers26 October 2026 — 10,123 subscribers27 October 2026 — 10,127 subscribers28 October 2026 — 10,121 subscribers29 October 2026 — 10,123 subscribers30 October 2026 — 10,110 subscribers31 October 2026 — 10,102 subscribers1 November 2026 — 10,095 subscribers3 November 2026 — 10,094 subscribers5 November 2026 — 10,089 subscribers7 November 2026 — 10,087 subscribers8 November 2026 — 10,084 subscribers10 November 2026 — 10,083 subscribers10,0837 August 202610 November 2026
47 measurements spanning 95 days, net +61. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 9,951–10,185 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 47
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Nov 2026, 09:3910,083-1
8 Nov 2026, 20:1110,084-3
7 Nov 2026, 15:4610,087-2
5 Nov 2026, 17:5910,089-5
3 Nov 2026, 16:1610,094-1
1 Nov 2026, 12:5410,095-7
31 Oct 2026, 15:4910,102-8
30 Oct 2026, 16:2810,110-13
29 Oct 2026, 19:4810,123+2
28 Oct 2026, 22:5610,121-6
27 Oct 2026, 18:4510,127+4
26 Oct 2026, 20:1010,123+2
25 Oct 2026, 18:3810,121-4
23 Oct 2026, 18:4810,125-1
22 Oct 2026, 15:3610,126-5
21 Oct 2026, 09:4810,131-10
20 Oct 2026, 04:2610,141-3
19 Oct 2026, 02:5610,144-1
17 Oct 2026, 01:2010,145-5
15 Oct 2026, 23:0710,150first reading

Engagement

53 posts held, back to 22 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 55 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
19.7%
avg views ÷ 10,083 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,990
25 posts measured
Reaction rate
13.1%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
25
of 53 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 9 November 2026
Posts held53 (22 July 2026 – 9 November 2026)
Views total49,700
Reactions total6,510
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken10 Nov 2026, 22:19 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
572
Videos
368
Links
179

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
2m 54s
Average length
29s

Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

15,753 reactions across 53 posts, in 20 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 48.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣7,57648.1%
😁4,93531.3%
❤1,3208.38%
🔥1,0326.55%
👍3382.15%
🥰2211.40%
🙈1030.654%
👏440.279%
🍾350.222%
💯350.222%
💔340.216%
🤝340.216%
😍180.114%
🤗80.051%
😨50.032%
👻40.025%
🕊40.025%
😇40.025%
😭20.013%
❤‍🔥10.006%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 53 of the 53 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 15,753 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 53 most recent posts we hold, published 22 July 2026 to 9 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 53 we hold a reading for · 2%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @komnatnyj_gurman. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 53 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 22 July 2026 to 9 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Advertising

Ad load
1.89%
1 of 53 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
1,500
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
2,500
over 52 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2W5zFK4bATU15 November 20265 November 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 53 most recent posts we hold, published 22 July 2026 to 9 November 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 7 of 25 posts held from the last 30 days (28.0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

9 Nov 2026, 07:27 UTC≈1,060 views243 reactionsread 10 November 2026

Попалось у Ширвиндта про то, как ощущается слава: «Я забежал в туалет в подвальчик на Старом Арбате с буквами «М» и «Ж». Там на входе сидела интеллигентная старая дама – в вольтеровском кресле, которое она, очевидно, приволокла из дома. Я нырнул. Выхожу, вынимаю 10 рублей и слышу в ответ: «Что вы! Что вы! Для нас это такая честь!»» Пошуршала в памяти. Историй про мою славу немного. На улице меня узнавали пару раз. …

😁151🤣63❤17🔥9💯3

7 Nov 2026, 11:27 UTC≈1,310 views200 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

🤣164😁23🔥5🙈5❤2👍1

7 Nov 2026, 10:23 UTC≈1,400 views293 reactionsread 10 November 2026

Я два часа уже читаю в запрещенке истории на тему «Что такого сделал ваш ребёнок, отчего вам захотелось провалиться сквозь землю?» 😂 Накопировала вам всякого, но вы своими воспоминаниями тоже делитесь: Идем с дочкой (6 лет было) мимо остановки, час пик, море людей, несем домой моток бечевки. Она - всегда тихоня - тут начинает радостно орать: — Как же я рада, что у нас веревка есть! Наконец-то наловим голубей и ты св…

😁143🤣110❤25🔥14👍1

5 Nov 2026, 17:35 UTC≈1,510 views237 reactionsread 10 November 2026

Столько воспоминаний сегодня о прошлой работе во мне пробудилось. Чесслово, лучше б они и дальше спали... Я набираю сообщения стремительно. Отправляю не читая. Однажды взяла интервью у владельца кофейни в Махачкале. Интеллигентный кавказский мужчина рассказал мне о своём бизнесе. А когда статья вышла, я написала ему об этом сообщение. Он прочитал и не ответил. — Как-то невежливо, — подумала я. Захожу в переписку и …

😁131🤣83❤20👍3

5 Nov 2026, 12:24 UTC≈1,500 views88 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Advertisementerid 2W5zFK4bATUPhoto

Когда-то я работала журналистом в одном медиа про кофейный бизнес. Писала статьи, брала интервью. Так я познакомилась с Tasty Coffee. Уже тогда они были, как боженьки на кофейном Олимпе. А сейчас это один из лучших обжащиков кофе в России. Но важнее то, что они мои любимые. Раз в три недели я заказываю килограмм кофе только у них. И сейчас объясню почему. Tasty Coffee на рынке больше 15 лет. Они знакомы с каждым фер…

❤52🔥31😍5

5 Nov 2026, 08:38 UTC≈1,630 views245 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Photo

Комментарий из мах. Тоже посмейтесь тут 😂

🤣224😁19👍2

5 Nov 2026, 08:11 UTC≈1,570 views278 reactionsread 10 November 2026

Если до сих пор думаете, что у вас недоброе утро, то вот вам история из запрещённой сети. Я её забыла сохранить, поэтому слушайте мой краткий пересказ без мата. Девушка пыталась сварить себе кофе, включила кофемашину — такую, знаете, которая сама и зерно намолоть может, и в стаканчик все соки из него выжмет. Девушка кнопочку «щелк», машинка промычала и плюнула в стакан какую-то странную жижу. Её цвет выбивался из ко…

🤣230😁32❤12👍4

4 Nov 2026, 15:53 UTC≈1,580 views229 reactionsread 10 November 2026

Сегодня почило моё очередное денежное дерево. Вселенная как бы намекает, что денег у неё на меня нет. И нечего насиловать растения! Снова чувствую себя обедневшей аристократкой. Даже прошлась с экскурсией по антикварным интерьерам. И хотела вам сказать, что очень мне вся эта роскошь идёт. Я, наверное, в прошлой жизни была породистая. Из дворянского гнезда. Полтора литра голубых кровей. Потому что и по-французски мог…

😁164🍾35❤27👍3

3 Nov 2026, 09:22 UTC≈1,810 views334 reactionsread 10 November 2026

В центре города у ресторана крутилась ростовая кукла. А моя маменька просто шла мимо. — Здравствуйте! Угадайте, кто я! — перегородил дорогу Наталь Санне бородатый великан. — Адмирал. Иван Фёдорович Крузенштерн — человек и пароход. — Выдала маменька. — Ну вы уж совсем... — продолжала чревовещать кукла. — Я похож на героя сказки? — Похож... — Значит кто я? — Сказочный герой! — Ладно. Вот вам приз от нашего рес…

😁205🤣97❤22👍10

1 Nov 2026, 16:53 UTC≈2,340 views111 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Photo

У нас на канале есть традиция. За пару месяцев до Нового года мой дружочек Тоня организует для подписчиков этого блога «Тайного Санту». Я попросила её напомнить правила, чтобы к нам могли присоединиться все-все желающие: Объявляется старт Тайного Санты 2026. Правила, как всегда, просты: 🎄 Минимальная стоимость подарка — 300 руб. 🎄 Отправляем подарки через ВБ или Озон. Но если нет иных вариантов доставки, то можно …

🔥76❤19👏12👍4

1 Nov 2026, 12:48 UTC≈1,840 views218 reactionsread 10 November 2026

Сестра Аня вчера ходила на вечеринку. Говорит, там один лысый дядя в начале праздника нашёл симпатичную подушку и уснул. Последнее, что он сказал прежде, чем окончательно отрубиться, было: — На шелковой наволочке лысиной приятно лежать. Бохиво знает, почему тема шёлковых наволочек преследует меня этой осенью. Но возможно, канал читают лысые мужчины, которым для полного счастья чего-то не хватало. И это не густые ло…

🤣158😁39❤13🔥5👍2😨1

1 Nov 2026, 10:36 UTC≈2,240 views163 reactionsread 10 November 2026
Video

Вот и ноябрь...

🤣121😁28💯9❤5

Showing the 12 most recent of 53 posts we hold for @komnatnyj_gurman. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@komnatnyj_gurman edited 3 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
5 November 2026
Most recent edit
10 November 2026

Posts recorded as deleted after publishing

We recorded 3 posts on @komnatnyj_gurman as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.

A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.

First seen missing
18 August 2026
Most recent seen missing
5 November 2026
Median time before seen missing
25 days
Seen missing in the last 30 days
1

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Александр Райн| Канал авторских историй
@RaynAlexandr · 32,169
Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 5 September 2026
Собачий Потрох
@sobachkyn_potroh · 47,402
Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 26 August 2026
Ira_khay
@ira_khay · 45,231
Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 20 September 2026
Вшивая интеллигенция
@vshivaya_intelligenciya · 51,757
Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 25 August 2026
Александр Бессонов
@AleksBessonov · 60,157
Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 22 August 2026
MEclub.official
@MEclubOfficial · 26,765
Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 11 September 2026
savelenok
@savelenok · 36,902
Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 62 here — alongside 61 others — read 1 September 2026
Vselennaya
@vselen_naya1 · 116,564
Telegram ranks this channel #46 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 24 August 2026

This channel appears in 8 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Дневник мадам по прозвищу Гурман” (@komnatnyj_gurman), 10,083 subscribers as measured 10 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/komnatnyj_gurman.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.