Ecommerce storefront — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 23 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 96% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
4 measurements spanning 24 days, net -2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 290–297 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
31 Aug 2026, 07:06
294
+3
24 Aug 2026, 12:53
291
-5
8 Aug 2026, 08:05
296
no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:25
296
first reading
Engagement
9 posts held, back to 14 January 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 9 posts for this entry, the most recent from 26 November 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
13s
Average length
7s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
61 reactions across 7 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 60.7% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
custom 5193121055824157824
37
60.7%
custom 5192690176115089035
7
11.5%
custom 5255981634527704754
5
8.20%
custom 5192651010308317146
4
6.56%
custom 5192712080448296944
4
6.56%
custom 5388569280704951127
4
6.56%
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 9 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 61 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 9 most recent posts we hold, published 14 January 2025 to 26 November 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
🔥ЛИКВИДАЦИЯ СКЛАДА: -50% НА ВСЁ!
📉 (При условии покупки от 2-Х единиц)
КОЛПАКИ, сиропы, всё, что есть в наличии — делим цену пополам! 💸
🛑 СТОП.
Так как мы решили взять паузу в работе магазина. Уходим в тень, чтобы перезарядиться и вернуться с новыми силами (да, мы вернемся 🤙).
НО! перед этим делаем вам подгон, от которого сложно отказаться 😏
⚠️ Предупреждаем: Когда мы вернемся — неизвестно, а наличие заканчивает…
🔥 ЭЙ, КАМРАД! ХОЧЕШЬ ЛЮКС КОЛПАК И ВКУСНЫЙ СИРОП?
У нас тут:
💎 Колпаки из дерева – натуральный вайб и свой стиль
🌿 Сиропы разных вкусов – чтобы кайф был на максимум
🎨 Наклейки 4:20 – укрась свой бонг и выделяйся
Не просто так - это твой шанс прокачать игру с бонгом!
Хватай фишку, пиши @work_gt и забирай свой стильный набор!
🎁А ещё у нас постоянно движ с розыгрышами и призами – будь в теме, будь в игре!
⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡…
Меню колпачное pinned «А бесплатную доставку❓🤗 ✔️, делаем❗️ Первые 10 заказов с этого момента едут бесплатно с помощью InPost в любую точку Польши💫 p.s. Мы сами не ожидали, но Старый Новый Год..»
🆕🆕🆕
Хватит мучить свою печень джин-тониками, лучше попробуй наш бонг-тоник!
🛁 Поддерживает инструмент в чистоте
👃 Сдерживает неприятный запах
❄️ Придаёт дыму освежающий вкус
🌱 Органический и безопасный
Концентрат удерживает большую часть растительных масел (которые налипают на стенки бонга при курении), поэтому он меньше загрязняется 🤙
Забудь про налёт, затхлый запах и мутную воду. Эта жидкость — твой секрет чисто…
Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @kolpakdliatiebia. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 31 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Меню колпачное” (@kolpakdliatiebia), 294 subscribers as measured 31 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kolpakdliatiebia.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
