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😅 کلوپ خنده 😅

@kolop_khande

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1,680subscribers

-12 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001009926161
TypeChannel
Username@kolop_khande
CreatedBetween 1 November 2015 and 31 January 2016 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live5 September 2026
Measurements held10
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 5 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/kolop_khande

Growth

1,6801,6921,6865 August 2026 — 1,692 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,692 subscribers8 August 2026 — 1,691 subscribers14 August 2026 — 1,690 subscribers17 August 2026 — 1,687 subscribers20 August 2026 — 1,685 subscribers26 August 2026 — 1,684 subscribers29 August 2026 — 1,683 subscribers1 September 2026 — 1,681 subscribers5 September 2026 — 1,680 subscribers5 August 20265 September 2026
10 measurements spanning 31 days, net -12. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,678–1,694 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
5 Sept 2026, 09:171,680-1
1 Sept 2026, 10:141,681-2
29 Aug 2026, 05:421,683-1
26 Aug 2026, 14:541,684-1
20 Aug 2026, 13:461,685-2
17 Aug 2026, 20:181,687-3
14 Aug 2026, 21:361,690-1
8 Aug 2026, 22:081,691-1
6 Aug 2026, 07:161,692no change
5 Aug 2026, 16:371,692first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 19 February 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 February 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

15 reactions across 12 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 60.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍960.0%
426.7%
👎16.67%
😁16.67%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 15 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 19 February 2025 to 23 February 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

23 Feb 2025, 23:28 UTC≈1,070 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

به نظر من خطرناک تر از دختری که پریوده راننده نیسانیه که شاش داره @kolop_khande 👻👍

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23 Feb 2025, 23:27 UTC≈1,030 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

وقتی یه آمریکایی وارد ی گروه جدید میشه : سلام همگی. از اینکه پیش شمام خوش حالم... وقتی ی انگلیسی وارد ی گروه جدید میشه: سلام.... امید وارم لحظه های خوبی در کنار شما داشته باشم.... وقتی ی ایرانی وارد ی گروه جدید میشه: فیلم سوپر کی داره...؟ @kolop_khande 👻👍

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23 Feb 2025, 23:26 UTC887 viewsread 7 August 2026

ﭘﯿﺮﺯﻧﻪ ﻭ ﭘﯿﺮﻣﺮﺩﻩ ﺗﻮ ﺭﺳﺘﻮﺭﺍﻥ ﺩﺭ ﺣﺎﻝ ﺧﻮﺭﺩﻥ ﺷﺎﻡ ﺑﻮﺩﻥ ﮐﻪ ﭘﯿﺮﺯﻧﻪ ﺑﺎ ﺣﺎﻟﺘﯽ ﺷﺎﻋﺮﺍﻧﻪ ﻭ ﻋﺎﻃﻔﯽ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ : ﺍﺯ ﺗﺐ ﻋﺸﻘﺖ ﺗﻮ ﺳﯿﻨﻪ ﻫﺎﻡ ﺍﺣﺴﺎﺱ ﮔﺮﻣﺎ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻢ ... ﭘﯿﺮﻣﺮﺩﻩ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ: ﭼﺮﺕ ﻭ ﭘﺮﺕ ﻧﮕﻮ ﭘﺴﺘﻮﻧﺎﯼ ﺁﻭﯾﺰﻭﻧﺘﻮ ﺍﺯ ﮐﺎﺳﻪ ﺧﻮﺭﺷﺖ ﺩﺭ ﺑﯿﺎﺭ 🫥😂 @kolop_khande 👻👍

23 Feb 2025, 23:26 UTC784 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

‏اينترنت در دو حالت سريع ميشه ١.گوشيت فقط ٪٥ شارژ داشته باشه ٢.چيزي اشتباه فرستاده باشي و ميخواي حذف كني @kolop_khande 👻👍

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23 Feb 2025, 23:25 UTC626 viewsread 7 August 2026

‏یکی از دوستام باباش دامپزشک بود هربار با مامانش دعواش میشد میگفت من دستمو میکنم تو ک.ون گاو برا شما نون دربیارم قدر نمیدونید @kolop_khande 👻👍

23 Feb 2025, 23:25 UTC578 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

مورد داشتیم 👩🏻 دختره رفته تست مربی گری برای مهد کودک، بهش گفتن یه رفتار👶🏻 بچگانه از خودت نشون بده👀 همونجا ریده به خودش😑😂 @kolop_khande 👻👍

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23 Feb 2025, 23:24 UTC557 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

زن را باید بوسید! 💋 حتی وقتی اعصاب نداره! حتی وقتی سیبیلاشو نزده و ابروهاش پُر شده! حتی وقتی جیغ میزنه! حتی وقتی بی تفاوت شده! حتی وقتی همش غذاشو میسوزونه! حتى وقتى شبها شام درست نکرده باشه! اين زن را بايد بوسيد ... و گذاشت كنار! والا قحطی که نیومده یکی دیگه 😕😂 @kolop_khande 👻👍

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23 Feb 2025, 23:23 UTC500 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

زنه شوهرش میمیره مردم میبینن داره کونش رو میچَسبونه به جنازه...! 💬 علتش رو میپُرسن ، زنه میگه: مرحوم میگفت این کون مُرده رو زنده میکُنه ☹️💦😂 @kolop_khande 👻👍

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23 Feb 2025, 23:23 UTC484 viewsread 7 August 2026

برف پاکن چشمات دیگه نمیتونه اشکامو پاک کنه دنده یک قلبم جا نمیره نزار که باطری عشقمون خالی بشه ... اینو از گروه مکانیکا دزدیدم 😳😂 @kolop_khande 👻👍

23 Feb 2025, 23:21 UTC461 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026

همیشه دوس داشتم مربی کُشتیِ بانوان بشم بین مسابقه هی م*مه هاشونو خشک کنم آخر سر هم یه سیلی بزنم درِ کونشون بگم "ایرانو سرافراز کُن دختررر 🗣" بعد بفرستمشون تو زمین 😁😁 @kolop_khande 👻👍

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23 Feb 2025, 23:21 UTC460 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

رفته بودم انگلیس، رفتم توالت عمومی؛ یه نفر کنارم ایستاده بود داشت میشاشید، بهم گفت: ببینم تو ایرونی هستی؟ گفتم: اِاِاِ آره شما هم ایرونی هستید گفت: بچه بابلی؟ گفتم: آره چه جالب شما هم بابلی هستی؟ گفت: خیابون سجودی میشینی؟ گفتم: بابا دمت گرم هم محلیم؟ گفت: قلندری ختنه ات کرده؟ گفتم: لامصب اینارو ازکجا میدونی؟ گفت: تخمِ حروم اون چشاش چپ بود همه رو کج میبرید! الانم بگیر اونور سَرِ کَجِشو که نجسمون ک

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23 Feb 2025, 23:20 UTC439 viewsread 7 August 2026

کم کم سال 1403 داره تموم میشه، ﺑﯿﺎیین ﺑﻪ ﮐﺎﺭﻫﺎﯾﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺩﺭ ﻃﻮﻝ ﺍین سال ﮐﺮﺩﯾﻦ ﻓﮑﺮ ﮐﻨﯿﻦ ﺑﺒﯿﻨﯿﻦ : ﺣﻖ ﮐﯿﺮﻭ ﺧﻮﺭﺩﯾﻦ ؟ ﺭﻭﯼ ﮐﯿﺮﻭ ﮐﻢ ﮐﺮﺩﯾﻦ ؟ ﮐﯿﺮﻭ ﻧﺪﯾﺪﯾﻦ ؟ ﺩﺳﺖ ﮐﯿﺮﻭ ﻧﮕﺮﻓﺘﯿﻦ ؟ کیرو ناراحت کردین ؟ کیرو رنجوندین ؟ دل کیرو شکوندین ؟ ﻭﺍﻗﻌﺎ بشینید ﺭﻭﺵ ﻓﮑﺮ کنید ... ☺️🥲🙃 @kolop_khande 👻👍

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @kolop_khande. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 5 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“😅 کلوپ خنده 😅” (@kolop_khande), 1,680 subscribers as measured 5 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kolop_khande.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.