Channel
@kielerfrau
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
183subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002115410532 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @kielerfrau |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 9 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/kielerfrau |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 30 Aug 2026, 18:04 | 183 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 11:51 | 184 | +1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 05:16 | 183 | first reading |
8 posts held, back to 7 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 8 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
187 reactions across 8 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 56.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 105 | 56.1% | |
| 👍 | 20 | 10.7% | |
| 😁 | 18 | 9.63% | |
| 🔥 | 10 | 5.35% | |
| ❤🔥 | 9 | 4.81% | |
| 🥰 | 6 | 3.21% | |
| 🤩 | 5 | 2.67% | |
| 😭 | 3 | 1.60% | |
| 🤗 | 3 | 1.60% | |
| 🤯 | 3 | 1.60% | |
| 👀 | 2 | 1.07% | |
| 🤮 | 2 | 1.07% | |
| 😍 | 1 | 0.535% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 8 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 187 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 8 most recent posts we hold, published 7 April 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @kielerfrau. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 8 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 7 April 2026 to 5 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Как-то психолог спросила, как мы с мужем поддерживаем друг друга в трудное время. — Ну, мы едим, — ответила я. Мы действительно очень любим пожрать, по нам это хорошо видно. Муж готовит мне неземной красоты шакшуку, а я ему дарю обещания тортов. Отметили сегодня 4 года брака походом в бургерную в соседнем районе. Решили не трогать ни машину, ни велики, прогуляться пешком — 2,5 км в одну сторону. Пока катились обр…
❤26👍6
В прошлом году я узнала, что в Чехии есть виноградники. До этого была уверена, что Чехия — исключительно пивная страна. Мы как раз ездили в отпуск на юг Европы от Германии до Сербии, и я загорелась идеей привезти из каждой страны бутылку местного вина. Чешское мы купили первым в специализированном магазине за бешеные 15 евро. Потом оно доехало с нами до Белграда и вернулось в Киль с остальными бутылками (из Словакии…
❤16🔥5👍2
Например, известный мем про белок-истеричек на самом деле немецкий (серия комиксов Nichtlustig / Не смешно). Обратите внимание на слово «белка» на немецком — Eichhörnchen. Eiche — это дуб, а Hörnchen — уменьшительно-ласкательное от Horn, рог. То есть белка — это Дуборогалик или Дуборожек, Дуборожок, Дубокруассан? Слово само по себе для русскоязычного человека не сильно произносимое. Поэтому, конечно, периодически я…
❤10👍3👀2
Столкнулась с дискриминацией в неожиданном месте. Аэропорт Гамбурга, мы летим в Сербию к друзьям, то есть за пределы ЕС. Идём на паспортный контроль, а там три будки. Две — для граждан ЕС с прямой дорогой к ним, одна — для всех остальных, куда надо очень долго пробираться через «змейку». Людей нет, вообще никого. Муж завис, потом решительно ломанулся в лабиринт, я топаю за ним и хохочу над его зверским выражением л…
❤🔥9👍4❤2
Раннее почти летнее утро, благодать, птички, лежим в постели ковыряемся в смартфонах. Вдруг ухо улавливает знакомый шум, и вот я, по пути запрыгивая в штаны, несусь к окну в гостиной с воплями «Приехали!». Большое событие — после кучи очередных бесконечных выходных, наконец, вывозят мусор. Объясняю. В Германии практикуется раздельный сбор мусора с цветовой дифференциацией штанов контейнеров. От земли к земле могут р…
❤5🤯3😭3👍2
Зашли в магазин недорогой одежды забрать посылку (когда в Германии не могут доставить что-то по адресу, это закидывают соседям или в пакетшопы, которые часто расположены при магазинах). Оформлена доставка была на меня. Здороваемся с женщиной на кассе, сообщаю, что нам нужно, она так строго: — Аусвайс! Даю ей карточку, она смотрит, потом вслух говорит себе под нос: «Зиберова» и уходит в подсобку. Я поворачиваюсь к муж…
❤17😁9👍3
Может, и нафиг все эти истории про Германию? Просто буду показывать кота.
❤11😁9🤗3🤮1😍1
Внимание, подборка мест обитания кота. Спасибо за внимание.
❤18🥰6🔥5🤩5🤮1
Showing the 8 most recent of 8 posts we hold for @kielerfrau. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 30 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Moin” (@kielerfrau), 183 subscribers as measured 30 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kielerfrau.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.