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Хоботов, это упадничество!

@khobotov_eto_upadnichestvo

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3,806subscribers

+15 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001686911097
TypeChannel
Username@khobotov_eto_upadnichestvo
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/khobotov_eto_upadnichestvo

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 14 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 74% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

3,7913,8123,801.57 August 2026 — 3,791 subscribers7 August 2026 — 3,791 subscribers10 August 2026 — 3,801 subscribers13 August 2026 — 3,802 subscribers16 August 2026 — 3,805 subscribers19 August 2026 — 3,802 subscribers23 August 2026 — 3,800 subscribers26 August 2026 — 3,799 subscribers28 August 2026 — 3,796 subscribers31 August 2026 — 3,792 subscribers3 September 2026 — 3,795 subscribers8 September 2026 — 3,812 subscribers13 September 2026 — 3,807 subscribers16 September 2026 — 3,806 subscribers3,8067 August 202616 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 40 days, net +15. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 3,788–3,815 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 15:403,806-1
13 Sept 2026, 02:193,807-5
8 Sept 2026, 22:023,812+17
3 Sept 2026, 10:593,795+3
31 Aug 2026, 16:053,792-4
28 Aug 2026, 21:363,796-3
26 Aug 2026, 02:043,799-1
23 Aug 2026, 00:553,800-2
19 Aug 2026, 20:153,802-3
16 Aug 2026, 21:433,805+3
13 Aug 2026, 03:353,802+1
10 Aug 2026, 07:033,801+10
7 Aug 2026, 09:463,791no change
7 Aug 2026, 09:393,791first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 4 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

3,977 reactions across 20 posts, in 25 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣1,64241.3%
🔥62215.6%
❤59214.9%
😁3127.85%
🙏1674.20%
👍1162.92%
😢1112.79%
🙈872.19%
👏771.94%
💯491.23%
💔481.21%
👀471.18%
😱320.805%
😨270.679%
🤔100.251%
🤷‍♂90.226%
🏆60.151%
🤝60.151%
🤡60.151%
🤬40.101%
5 further kinds70.176%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3,977 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

8 Aug 2026, 02:19 UTC423 views114 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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#утренне_филологическое Примерно год назад я узнала, зачем в чемоданах во внутренних чехлах — тех, что прилегают к крышке и дну, — вшиты молнии. Оказывается, это не тайные ходы для тараканов, не декоративный элемент, не для удобства чистки. Это отделения для обуви. Чтобы она не соприкасалась с вещами. То есть всё это время можно было не заворачивать кроссовки в салафановые пакетики, не запихивать босоножки между т…

🤣75🔥18❤10😁10🤡1

Signed Olga Shutova

7 Aug 2026, 09:42 UTC982 views173 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Простите. Чего я одна буду хрюкать от смеха

😁118🔥25🙈19❤5👍5🤡1

Signed Olga Shutova

7 Aug 2026, 05:44 UTC983 views148 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Я пишу для нескольких японских ресторанов. Долго не могла запомнить, что какигори — это ледяная стружка с сиропом, тайяки — десерт или сэндвич в форме рыбки, а нерикири — крошечные сладкие фигурки из фасоли и риса. Я путала слова или слоги переставляла, типа «какияки». Но всё это померкло на фоне того, что я вчера увидела. На придорожном кафе вывеска — «ПЕЛЬМЕШОТТО. Пельмени и ризотто». Жаль, быстро ехали, не успела…

🤣104🔥25❤7👍7🙈4🤮1

Signed Olga Shutova

7 Aug 2026, 05:17 UTC990 views137 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Разбирала вещи, нашла ветровку Puma. Вспомнилось, как папа называл этот бренд «Рита». Не, ну а чо, и впрямь Рита.

🤣80❤38🔥13💯6

Signed Olga Shutova

7 Aug 2026, 02:10 UTC≈1,090 views190 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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#утреннее_филологическое С добрым утром.

🤣162👏16❤8👌2👍2

Signed Olga Shutova

6 Aug 2026, 12:09 UTC≈1,140 views214 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Мы развернулись. Водитель сказал по телефону «ебанутую везу». Ладно.

🤣121💔42👀29🔥10❤6🤷‍♂5💯1

Signed Olga Shutova

6 Aug 2026, 11:59 UTC≈1,130 views126 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Мама сейчас сказала, что если я приеду, она будет чувствовать себя инвалидом. Блдь. Мне как действовать? Я уже к Татарстану подъезжаю. До неё 5-7 часов. Разворачивать машину?

🙈56❤47🔥10🤔8👏4🤡1

Signed Olga Shutova

6 Aug 2026, 11:25 UTC≈1,150 views195 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Я амбассадор одного гастрономического фестиваля. И меня грызёт совесть: фест заканчивается 16 августа, а я никуда так и не зашла. Роме говорю: «Загляни, пожри». Сегодня пишу организаторам: «Мне проблематично, Рома сходит». Они мне: «Рома бесперспективен в плане рекламы». Я ему говорю: — Ром, ты бесперспективен. Рома зверски обиделся и выложил пост: «Этот фестиваль — говно». Наш! Где тут отсутствие перспективы?

🤣128😁41❤12🙈8💯4🔥1🤡1

Signed Olga Shutova

6 Aug 2026, 10:34 UTC≈1,140 views168 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Есть у меня друг. Он отельер. Куча пятизвёздочных гостиниц у него. А недавно купил долю в сети «Партнёр», это сеть комплексов для дальнобойщиков — мотель, прачечная, кафе в одном месте. Вот сейчас заехали в такую точку. Я выступать начала. Демонстративно звонить другу. А он сказал, что конкретно эта точка ему не принадлежит. Вот через 7 км — его. Тьфю! Недокоммерсант.

😁82🤣66❤10🔥10

Signed Olga Shutova

6 Aug 2026, 07:04 UTC≈1,160 views201 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Поехала на такси. 30 тысяч рублей. Время — сутки. Посмотрим.

🙏138❤44👀15😱3🤡1

Signed Olga Shutova

6 Aug 2026, 06:53 UTC≈1,170 views214 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Маме стало плохо в магазине. Упала. Люди подхватили. Ищу билеты. Это что за нахуй? В париж дешевле улететь. Почему за 3 часа перелёта по России 32 тысячи рублей?

😢111❤33😨27🙏22😱17🤝3👏1

Signed Olga Shutova

6 Aug 2026, 04:22 UTC≈1,190 views190 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Пост о зависти. Это, конечно, низкое и сжирающее чувство, но куда ж от него деться? Я, как мне кажется, его выболела, когда мне было восемь лет. У лучшей подружки мама съездила в Америку. В одно прекрасное утро эта девочка вышла на улицу в джинсовой куртке на белом кучерявом мехе, с плеером и розовой жвачкой. Это во времена, когда я ходила в шубе из искусственного меха «Тысяча кротов» и жевала гудрон. Аллё! Я слегла…

❤99🔥36💯29👍8💔6🤷‍♂4🤝3🤔2

Signed Olga Shutova

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @khobotov_eto_upadnichestvo. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Мамыкина явилась
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Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 18 September 2026
Хьюстон, у нас проблемы
@we_have_problems · 20,453
Telegram ranks this channel #16 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 27 September 2026
Барышня шутить изволит
@baryshnya_shutit · 45,538
Telegram ranks this channel #65 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 27 August 2026

This channel appears in 3 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Хоботов, это упадничество!” (@khobotov_eto_upadnichestvo), 3,806 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/khobotov_eto_upadnichestvo.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.