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Смешной мальчишка | Александр Ковзалов

@kavzzzalove

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1,237subscribers

+22 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001689815959
TypeChannel
Username@kavzzzalove
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/kavzzzalove

Topic

Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 18 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 56% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,2151,2621,238.56 August 2026 — 1,215 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,215 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,216 subscribers10 August 2026 — 1,223 subscribers14 August 2026 — 1,262 subscribers17 August 2026 — 1,242 subscribers20 August 2026 — 1,240 subscribers23 August 2026 — 1,234 subscribers27 August 2026 — 1,232 subscribers29 August 2026 — 1,231 subscribers1 September 2026 — 1,230 subscribers5 September 2026 — 1,232 subscribers14 September 2026 — 1,236 subscribers18 September 2026 — 1,237 subscribers1,2376 August 202618 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 43 days, net +22. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,208–1,269 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 01:181,237+1
14 Sept 2026, 04:161,236+4
5 Sept 2026, 04:001,232+2
1 Sept 2026, 10:251,230-1
29 Aug 2026, 13:351,231-1
27 Aug 2026, 00:111,232-2
23 Aug 2026, 14:151,234-6
20 Aug 2026, 02:421,240-2
17 Aug 2026, 11:291,242-20
14 Aug 2026, 01:151,262+39
10 Aug 2026, 14:211,223+7
7 Aug 2026, 07:391,216+1
6 Aug 2026, 12:001,215no change
6 Aug 2026, 10:531,215first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 27 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

678 reactions across 20 posts, in 22 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
34050.1%
👍9814.5%
🔥8412.4%
😱537.82%
182.65%
😭162.36%
🎉152.21%
121.77%
💔91.33%
🥰81.18%
🤝50.737%
🙏40.59%
❤‍🔥30.442%
😁30.442%
🏆20.295%
🐳20.295%
👌10.147%
👎10.147%
👏10.147%
🤬10.147%
2 further kinds20.295%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 678 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 27 May 2026 to 4 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
5
across the posts below
Posts paid on
3
of 20 we hold a reading for · 15%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @kavzzzalove. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 27 May 2026 to 4 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

4 Aug 2026, 11:58 UTC≈1,270 views49 reactions1 Starread 6 August 2026

Posted without readable text

34🔥13❤‍🔥2

27 Jul 2026, 09:06 UTC888 views58 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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ЧТО ЗДЕСЬ ПРОИСХОДИТ О, родня! Всем общий! На канале появилось много новых родственников, поэтому давайте познакомимся. Меня зовут Александр Ковзалов, вы могли видеть меня в Ашане. Последние 7 лет я работал выпускающим редактором шоу StandUp на канале ТНТ. Моя работа заключалась в том, чтобы помогать комикам с материалом, собирать отдельные монологи в финальные выпуски и отвечать за то, каким в итоге шоу увидит н

🔥3016🥰8👍2❤‍🔥1🤷‍♂1

17 Jul 2026, 15:29 UTC≈6,130 views146 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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О, родня, всем общий! Знаю, в кулуарах многие уже в курсе, но решил, что не лишним будет написать об этом. Снимите шляпы, обнажите головы - шоу StandUp на канале ТНТ прекратило своё существование. За месяц до съёмок канал принял решение не покупать новые выпуски, подготовка которых, на секундочку, шла с февраля. Причины… туманные) Относительно неплохих цифр, которые шоу показало в прошлом сезоне, как нам сказали,

😱5348😭16👍9💔9🙏4🔥3👌1

2 Jul 2026, 16:22 UTC≈2,870 views12 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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На случай если вы что-то пропустили в июне. 💽 ХОРОШИЙ МОНОЛОГ НАЧИНАЕТСЯ НЕ С ПАНЧА ❌ ВСЕ УЧАТСЯ ПИСАТЬ ШУТКИ, А ИГРАТЬ НЕТ ❌ РЕКОМЕНДАЦИИ КОНЦЕРТОВ ОТ КОМИКОВ: 📌 Тимур Джанкёзов 📌 Леонид Кулаков ❌ ДАЙ ИМ ЗНАКОМУЮ ЭМОЦИЮ ❌ ШУТКИ ЕСТЬ, А МОНОЛОГА НЕТ Засим всё! Всех обнял! Пусть ваши деньги и волосы не заканчиваются никогда! ПОДПИСАТЬСЯ НА СМЕШНОГО МАЛЬЧИШКУ

10👍2

1 Jul 2026, 08:12 UTC≈2,480 views28 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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О, ребята! Всем общий! Вы просили, мы сделали) Сегодня в рубрике #рекомендуетпосмотреть stand up воин - Леонид Кулаков. И его 5 рекомендаций: ❌ Jim Jeffries - Alcoholocaust ❌ Kevin Hart - What now? нашёл только в озвучке, если знаете где взять с субтитрами, пишите, заменю ссылку ❌ Ваня Усович - Ещё один день ❌ Ваня Усович - 40 лет максимум ❌ Вика Складчикова - сольный концерт 2024 НАЙДИТЕ ВРЕМЯ НАСЛАДИТЬСЯ П

13🔥8👍6👎1

29 Jun 2026, 07:56 UTC≈2,180 views9 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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О, ребята! Всем общий! Давайте попробуем осуществить #ремонтзаездов Пишите свои заезды (ПО ОДНОМУ ЗАЕЗДУ С НОСА), посмотрим в каком они состоянии, если что-то не так, постараемся поправить. Освежую для вас. ДОБИВАТЬ ЗАЕЗДЫ Я НЕ БУДУ, лишь постараюсь помочь с его формулировкой. ❌ Христом богом прошу, сначала ознакомьтесь как должен выглядеть нормальный заезд вот здесь. Не надо присылать: Я очень быстро ем… дальше

4👍2🔥2🐳1

26 Jun 2026, 10:52 UTC≈1,360 views36 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Иногда смотришь выступление комика и понимаешь: Шутки есть…А монолога нет. Мне кажется, это часто происходит потому, что комик ещё сам не понял, что именно он хочет сказать. Какой мыслью/ болью/ эмоцией поделиться. Вместо этого он просто крутит башкой вокруг себя и ищет, до чего бы докопаться. Но самые сильные монологи, как мне кажется, рождаются иначе. Какое-то наблюдение, событие или вещь вызывает настолько с

31👍5

22 Jun 2026, 10:54 UTC≈1,070 views33 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Одна из самых частых фраз после неудачной проверки: Они не поняли. Может быть. Но мне кажется, часто проблема в другом. Комик делает первый шаг: Рассказывает какую-то очень личную историю. Очень частное наблюдение. Случай, который произошёл именно с ним. И на этом останавливается. Хотя для хорошей шутки часто нужен ещё один шаг - от частного к общему. Нужно найти эмоцию, которую переживал зритель. Даже если о

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18 Jun 2026, 07:51 UTC934 views8 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Родня, всем общий! Саша тут книжку перевёл, как будто можно ознакомиться💁🏻‍♂️ Тем более безвозмездно.

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18 Jun 2026, 07:51 UTC≈1,170 views11 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @sasharokotovPhoto

Перевел еще одну книгу которая понравится не только любителям комедии. Это мемуары Стива Мартина американского актёра, комика, писателя, музыканта, композитора и продюсера о том, как он 18 лет выступал на сцене. Он начал выступая в пустых залах, ночевал в дешёвых мотелях, а закончил — аренами на 20 тысяч зрителей, платиновыми альбомами и «Saturday Night Live». Вот ссылка для скачивания https://disk.yandex.ru/i/a_VEG

9👍2

17 Jun 2026, 08:41 UTC896 views20 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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О, ребята! Всем общий! Решил реанимировать рубрику #рекомендуетпосмотреть Не плохо же было💁🏻‍♂️ И хляньте какого тигра я добыл для реанимации. Один из лучших комиков единственного гендерно-нейтрального StandUp шоу страны, мой брат - Тимур Джанкёзов. И его 6 рекомендаций: ❌ Louis C.K. - 2017 ❌ Bill Burr - Paper Tiger ❌ Ali Siddiq - The Domino Effect 📌1 📌2 ❌ Chris Rock - Tamborine ❌ Rory Scovel - Tries Stand-Up

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16 Jun 2026, 09:53 UTC776 views13 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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О, родня! Всем общий! Раз мне продолжают приходить подобные👆 сообщения, видимо я как-то непонятно выразился) ❌ Разбор по видео - это не разовая акция, а постоянная услуга, которую может заказать любой желающий💁🏻‍♂️ Подробнее можете ознакомиться здесь Засим всё! Всех обнял! Пусть ваши деньги и волосы не заканчиваются никогда! ПОДПИСАТЬСЯ НА СМЕШНОГО МАЛЬЧИШКУ

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @kavzzzalove. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 10 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

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Telegram ranks this channel #47 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 8 September 2026
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@standup_msk · 49,388
Telegram ranks this channel #54 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 31 August 2026

This channel appears in 3 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Смешной мальчишка | Александр Ковзалов” (@kavzzzalove), 1,237 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kavzzzalove.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.