9 measurements spanning 23 days, net -29. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 8,780–8,817 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
29 Aug 2026, 09:23
8,784
-3
26 Aug 2026, 15:37
8,787
-6
23 Aug 2026, 07:36
8,793
+3
19 Aug 2026, 16:52
8,790
-6
16 Aug 2026, 07:07
8,796
-6
12 Aug 2026, 16:14
8,802
-5
9 Aug 2026, 12:51
8,807
-6
6 Aug 2026, 03:01
8,813
no change
6 Aug 2026, 02:25
8,813
first reading
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 14 May 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 29 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 October 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
22m 16s
Average length
2m 28s
Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
782 reactions across 20 posts, in 23 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 23.7% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
👍
185
23.7%
💩
158
20.2%
😁
130
16.6%
🤣
69
8.82%
🎉
56
7.16%
❤🔥
46
5.88%
🤮
37
4.73%
🔥
33
4.22%
❤
19
2.43%
👎
11
1.41%
🖕
7
0.895%
🤡
6
0.767%
😐
5
0.639%
🌭
3
0.384%
👀
3
0.384%
🤔
3
0.384%
🥴
3
0.384%
🍌
2
0.256%
💔
2
0.256%
😭
1
0.128%
3 further kinds
3
0.384%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 782reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 14 May 2024 to 1 October 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Вообще я вдруг подумал. Я думаю редко в принципе. А вдруг я думаю пиздец редко.
Ладно, я ебнутый в отношении электрического двухколёсного транспорта. У меня безмерное какое-то его количество.
Но.
Это пиздец не мой бизнес. Однако.
Я могу же блядь его сдавать в аренду. Даже демпегуя рынок нагло. У меня едва ли есть два я. А транспорта ДОХУЯ. И он в действительности ОХУЕННЫЙ.
ЕСЛИ кого-то интересует - велком. Я сда…
Товарищи, господа, друзья и умницы.
Сегодня с 20:00 мой соратник Илья Скуратов выставляет саои картины в центре Москвы в распизженном антуражном интерьере. Сгоревший особняк 19 века.
Хотите охуеть положительно - добро пожаловать.
Вход бесплатный, бар есть.
Трезвым быть не обещаю.
Адрес: Москва, Подколокольников переулок 4с4.
Я однажды избил проститутку ржавой арматурой в каком-то СНТ подмосковном.
Давно дело было, не вспомнить уже причины этого наказания, но точно уверен, что я был прав, а она вела себя неприлично.
И, главное, обидно так - и руку поцарапал, и арматура погнулась.
Продолжение тут: @nadprovorzha
Мне пора было бы давно принять уёбищность интеллекта среднего уёбка. Но я постоянно, сука неустанно удивляюсь ебланству уебанства.
Тут подписка: @nadprovorzha
Охуенно получилось. Ужасное видео. Неприятный человек едет на велосипеде 55 кмч. Похоже, правила дорожного движения нарушает.
И нихуя не видно. Нихуя не слышно.
Завтра я потренируюсь. Проснусь если.
Всем обнимашки.
Вообще, раньше Макдональдс мы в принципе использовали как тёплое место. Берёшь на последние деньги стакан колы, отпиваешь половину, под столом наливаешь до края портвейна 777 и сидишь такой охуенный в ресторане.
Однажды мы немного пьяные, чуточку в полное говно забурились туда, но взяли прям еды, по-честному. И доели когда, я остатки колы вылил в коробочку из под бигмака, чтобы пепельница получилась, и закурил.
А т…
🤣24🤮17👍5❤🔥2👎2🖕2😭1
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @kaktamru. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 14 May 2024 to 1 October 2024. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 1,258,057 of 1,625,954entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 29 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“KAKTAM?” (@kaktamru), 8,784 subscribers as measured 29 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kaktamru.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
