NEW POST 🤩🤩🤩 🗞🗞 @joseStarValley [📹] — Здравствуйте. Прошу прощения за длительное молчание. Мне... нужно было немного времени, чтобы полноценно выйти на контакт с лесными духами. Они уже спокойно бегают по дому и, не думал, что это скажу, но спасибо моему рыжему соседу. Информация, которую он мне дал, была очень полезна...

Channel
Uncle Jose🌾
@joseStarValley
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
14subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 14 October 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1004316565366 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @joseStarValley |
| Description | Ведь я пакет. Мною задушили депутата. Интересно: я причастен или нет? Надеюсь, да. Ведь я пакет... |
| Created | Between 1 June 2026 and 31 August 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 14 October 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/joseStarValley |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Oct 2026, 06:22 | 14 | no change |
| 14 Oct 2026, 05:47 | 14 | first reading |
Engagement
19 posts held, back to 8 October 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 73.3%
- avg views ÷ 14 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 10.3
- 19 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 35.2%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 19
- of 19 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 15 of 19 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 14 October 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 19 (8 October 2026 – 14 October 2026) |
| Views total | 195 |
| Reactions total | 57 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 14 Oct 2026, 06:22 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 11
- Videos
- 3
- Links
- 15
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 14 October 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
57 reactions across 15 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 15 | 26.3% | |
| custom 5397854853970017606 | 12 | 21.1% | |
| 😇 | 12 | 21.1% | |
| custom 5398109141803743269 | 5 | 8.77% | |
| 🕊 | 5 | 8.77% | |
| custom 5199472831418612245 | 4 | 7.02% | |
| custom 5199445949218304906 | 2 | 3.51% | |
| 💔 | 2 | 3.51% |
Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 57 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 8 October 2026 to 14 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
NEW POST 🤩🤩🤩 🗞🗞 @joseStarValley [Вполуха слушая рыжего, я медленно потянулся к одному из отцовских дневников, лежащих на краю стола. Перелистывая пожелтевшие страницы, я нашёл нужную заметку, чтобы перепроверить записи и аккуратно вписать на полях пару строк про изюм.] ㅤㅤㅤㅤИзюм, говоришь... [задумчиво повторил я, и на губах промелькнула едва заметная улыбка. Уже сижу и представляю, как эти маленькие существа грызут…
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NEW POST 🤩🤩🤩 🗞🗞 @joseStarValley [Выслушав все его объяснения, я лишь глубоко вздохнул, скрестив руки на груди. Передо мной сидел типичный избалованный юнец, привыкший, что ему всё сходит с рук.] ㅤㅤㅤㅤЧто ж, к твоему сожалению, подобное со мной не пройдёт, [произнёс я, усаживаясь напротив и задумчиво глядя в тот уголок, где оставил фрукты.] ㅤㅤㅤㅤМоё правило просто: добры со мной — добр и я. А на геройства мне всё рав…
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NEW POST 🤩🤩🤩 🗞🗞 @joseStarValley [Поставив тарелку прямо перед Биттеном, я с тяжёлым выдохом перевёл взгляд на фрукты, которые ждали своей участи. Не мешкая и отгоняя лишние мысли, я уверенно взял нож. Руки привычно и методично задвигались по деревянной доске, нарезая сочные дольки на маленькую тарелочку. Без лишних слов я подхватил её и осторожно отнёс в самый дальний, укромный уголок комнаты, куда чужие глаза обычно…
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NEW POST 🤩🤩🤩 🗞🗞 @joseStarValley [📹] — Ну что, угадайте, кто пришёл извиняться за своё поведение? Конечно же он. Я поймал его уже уходящим, совсем грустным, и предложил поужинать у меня. Хоть он и хвастался богатством, но в глазах читался такой голод и печаль... Пришлось пожалеть. Ещё тыкву какую-то золотую принёс. Покрасил мою что-ли? Ну чудак. 🗞
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NEW POST 🤩🤩🤩 🗞🗞 @joseStarValley [📹] — Совсем забыл! Крышу я всё-таки сделал. Пришлось заменить небольшой кусок, но теперь можно не опасаться протечек! А ещё... Сегодня кое-кто пытался утащить мою тыкву. Не буду вдаваться в детали, но деньги с этого воришки я получил. Теперь сижу и ем.
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NEW POST 🤩🤩🤩 🗞🗞 @joseStarValley ???:: Дядь Хосэ, а почему вы себя самого называете дядей? [📹] — Из-за племянников. Когда я ещё работал в театре, они придумали мне своего рода "псевдоним". Им я подписывал все свои пьесы и сценарии. Так и называю себя до сих пор: Дядюшка Хосэ. ( :
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NEW POST 🤩🤩🤩 🗞🗞 @joseStarValley ㅤㅤㅤㅤАга, ты мне хамишь, ворчишь из-за базовых правил купли-продажи, а я тебе ещё и имя должен называть? Будешь вести себя культурно — тогда подумаю. [С этими словами я демонстративно пересчитал предложенную сумму и, небрежно отделив, вернул воришке больше половины.] ㅤㅤㅤㅤИ не надо меня деньгами закидывать. Знаешь, что за переплату тоже можно по шапке получить? Всё. Свободен.
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NEW POST 🤩🤩🤩 🗞🗞 @joseStarValley ㅤㅤㅤㅤБыло бы крайне странно, вздумай ты прямо сейчас зубами вгрызаться в сырые корни, [с насмешливой сухостью обронил я, медленно покачав головой. Не дожидаясь ответа, я шагнул прямо через борозду, игнорируя примятую листву под сапогами. Наклонился, крепко обхватил пальцами основание плотной оранжевой тыквы и коротким рывком сорвал её с натянутой плети. Влажные комья земли осыпались с …
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NEW POST 🤩🤩🤩 🗞🗞 @joseStarValley [Среди тыквенных плетей мелькала ярко-рыжая макушка, выискивающая спелые плоды. На мгновение я просто замер, наблюдая за этой картиной, после чего аккуратно отложил инструменты в сторону. Сложив руки на груди, я бесшумно подошёл к наглому гостю со спины и сделал глубокий вдох, перед тем как громко прокашляться над самым его ухом.] ㅤㅤㅤㅤНу, добрый день. Что, тыковки приглянулись? [прои…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @joseStarValley. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Uncle Jose🌾” (@joseStarValley), 14 subscribers as measured 14 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/joseStarValley.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.