جدى چقد سخت ميگيرين. از يكى خوشتون مياد بگين بهش، نهايتا ميرينه بهتون. كم ريده شده بهمون تو زندگى؟ از چى ميترسين؟ 🆔️@jookdonea😎
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Channel
@jookdonea
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
636subscribers
+13 since we began measuring on 6 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001271588641 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @jookdonea |
| Created | Between 1 April 2018 and 31 August 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 2 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 2 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/jookdonea |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 2 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 98% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
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| 2 Oct 2026, 12:58 | 636 | +11 |
| 17 Sept 2026, 16:39 | 625 | +2 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 17:23 | 623 | no change |
| 6 Sept 2026, 15:47 | 623 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 3 September 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
98 reactions across 20 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 79.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 78 | 79.6% | |
| 👍 | 19 | 19.4% | |
| 😐 | 1 | 1.02% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 98 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 3 September 2026 to 6 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
جدى چقد سخت ميگيرين. از يكى خوشتون مياد بگين بهش، نهايتا ميرينه بهتون. كم ريده شده بهمون تو زندگى؟ از چى ميترسين؟ 🆔️@jookdonea😎
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زبان فارسی خیلی جالبه! هم سکوت علامت رضاست هم جواب ابلهان خاموشیست تازه اخرین سنگر هم سکوته با این حال سکوت سرشار از ناگفته هاست 🆔️@jookdonea😎
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دوستم با نامزدش چند ماه قبل مراسمش میرفتن کلاس رقص خصوصی، 2 هفته مونده به مراسمشون پسره رفت مربی رو عقد کرد. 🆔️@jookdonea😎
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داریم به فصلی که : بچه ام پزشکی قبول شد ولی چون راهش دور بود فرستادیم دانشگاه آزاد شهر خودمون نزدیک میشیم 🆔️@jookdonea😎
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ناموسا ملت اعصابشون به ته خط رسیده دیروز رو در یه پارکینگ نوشته بود تخم داری پارک کن 🆔️@jookdonea😎
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عمم ۵۰ سالشه میخواد مجددا ازدواج کنه جلسه خواستگاری برگزار شده بابام از مرده پرسیده چربی و قند و فشار خون نداری؟ مشکل قلبی چی؟ مامانم میگه اینا چه سوالایی بودن اخه!؟ میگه سوالای این رده سنی همیناست دیگه چی بپرسم !:))) 🆔️@jookdonea😎
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بین جمعه و شنبه باید سه روز فاصله باشه، من جدی نمیتونم دوتاشو باهم تحمل کنم. 🆔️@jookdonea😎
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دیشب عروسی داداش دوس پسرم دعوت بودم و به بابام اینا گفته بودم از طرف عروس دعوتم ، امروز بابام گفت دوستت با کی ازدواج کرده گفتم خونواده فلانی، بابام گفت کاش به دوستت میگفتی خیلی اشتباه میکنی با اینا وصلت میکنی :)))) 🆔️@jookdonea😎
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زمانی که دامپروری میکردم، یه گاو نر شخمی داشتیم ( یعنی گاو نری که برای جفتگیری با گاوهای ماده و تولید گوساله نگهداری میکنند)؛ حدود یک تن وزن و قشنگ یه کامیون بود. هرکی تا حدود ۳۰ متریش نزدیک میشد، پاهاشو میکشید زمین، گارد میگرفت و آماده حمله میشد. قبلاً هم چند نفر رو راهی بیمارستان کرده بود. ایشون فقط با یه نفر کاری نداشت؛ آقا ابراهیم. فکر میکنید چون بهش غذا میداد؟ قطعا خیر! نمونش اون چند نفری که به چوخ رفت…
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رفتم آزمایش ایدز دادم. البته سالهاست با کسی رابطه نداشتم؛ فقط نیاز داشتم یک خبر خوب توی زندگیم بشنوم. نتیجه آزمایش ایدزم مثبت شد 🆔️@jookdonea😎
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اومدم برای شراب دبه بخرم، یه جوری مشکوک رفتار میکنم که اگه آشپزخونه هم داشتم منطقی نبود. حالا این وسط فروشنده هم پرسید واسه چی میخوای و بنده جای اینکه بگم ترشیای چیزی، گفتم "لازم دارم". 🆔️@jookdonea😎
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به دوست دخترم میگم خرچنگ بالدار دیدی؟ میگه آره 😊 میگم پری آکواریومی چی؟ میگه اره دیدم 😊 میگم قناری که انگلیسی صحبت میکنه دیدی؟ میگه دیدم 😊 میگم مرغ عشق دارم با ارزن روپایی میزنه اونو دیگه ندیدی میگه دیدیم بابا دیدم 😊 ولش کردم قشنگ معلومه خرابه 😐 بردن همه چيزو نشونش دادن آشغالا 😁 🆔️@jookdonea😎
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @jookdonea. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Jok doni 😎 جوک دونی” (@jookdonea), 636 subscribers as measured 2 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/jookdonea.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.