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Channel
جــوک هــراتــی.!
@jok_ha_herate
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Posts recorded as deleted · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
5,192subscribers
-717 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001246881192 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @jok_ha_herate |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 August 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 2 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 25 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 2 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/jok_ha_herate |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Nov 2026, 04:51 | 5,192 | -11 |
| 29 Oct 2026, 18:08 | 5,203 | -9 |
| 27 Oct 2026, 03:16 | 5,212 | -16 |
| 23 Oct 2026, 19:55 | 5,228 | -20 |
| 20 Oct 2026, 11:28 | 5,248 | -21 |
| 17 Oct 2026, 10:54 | 5,269 | -16 |
| 14 Oct 2026, 10:59 | 5,285 | -18 |
| 10 Oct 2026, 12:00 | 5,303 | -33 |
| 4 Oct 2026, 18:37 | 5,336 | -44 |
| 25 Sept 2026, 06:41 | 5,380 | -47 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 19:20 | 5,427 | -21 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 01:57 | 5,448 | -26 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 07:00 | 5,474 | -38 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 07:01 | 5,512 | -44 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 18:02 | 5,556 | -39 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 07:36 | 5,595 | -45 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 14:33 | 5,640 | -40 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 19:23 | 5,680 | -40 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 14:49 | 5,720 | -36 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 21:38 | 5,756 | first reading |
Engagement
38 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 12 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 38 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
104 reactions across 26 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 51.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 53 | 51.0% | |
| 😁 | 36 | 34.6% | |
| ❤ | 11 | 10.6% | |
| 🔥 | 3 | 2.88% | |
| 🙊 | 1 | 0.962% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 26 of the 38 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 104 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 38 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
شیشته بودم یک دفعه مودر مه از آشپزخونه بیامد بی مقدمه شروع کرد درباره فلفل صحبت کردن که: میفهمیدی فلفل لاغر میکنه و ضد سرطانه و. . .😳😳 آخریو معلوم شدیک عالمه فلفل از دستیو بفتاده ته دیگ!☹️😂😂 @jok_ha_herate
ایشته ﯾﮏ آدم بیشعور بشیم؟؟؟ 🤔😆 😆ﻗﺴﻤﺖ ﺍﻭﻝ : ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺩﺳﺸﻮﯾﯽ ﺗه ﺩﻣﭙﺎﯾﯽ او ﺑﺮﯾﺰ بعدم ﺩﻣﭙﺎﯾﯽ ﺭ رقمی ﺍﺯ ﭘﺎخو بیرو کو ﮐﻪ نفر ﺑﻌﺪﯼ ﺑﻪ ﺳﺨﺘﯽ ﺑﺘﻮﻧﻪ ﺑﭙﻮﺷه ﻭﻗﺘﯽ هم که ﻓﻬﻤﯿﺪ ﺧﯿﺴﻪ ﻧﺎﺑﻮﺩ ﺑﺸﻪ !... 😆ﻗﺴﻤﺖ ﺩﻭﻡ: ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ نیه ﺻﺪﺍﯼ ﺗﻠﻮﯾﺰﻮنه ﺗﺎ ﺁﺧﺮ ﺑﺎﻻ کو ﺑﻌﺪم ﺧﺎﻣﻮش ﮐو . ﺗﺎ دمی که ﯾﮑﯽ ﺗﻠﻮﯾﺰونه ﺭﻭﺷﻦ ﮐﺮﺩ ﺍﺯ ﺗﺮﺱ بترقه 😆ﻗﺴﻤﺖ ﺳﻮﻡ: ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﻣﻮﻫﺎ خو ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﺯ ﺣﻤوﻡ ﺳﺸﻮﺍﺭ ﻣﯿﮑنی ،ﺳﺸﻮﺍﺭه به ﺣﺎﻟﺖ ﺭﻭﺷﻦ ﺍﺯ ﺑﺮﻕ ﺑﮑش ﺗﺎ ﻧﻔﺮ ﺑﻌﺪﯼ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﺑﺰﻧﻪ به ﺑﺮﻕ ﺳﮑ…
🤣6
دیروز رفتم شفاخانه که یک پاکت خون اهدا کنم 😎😐 • • • • دو پاکت خون دگه بمه زدن که پس به هوش بیایم😞 داکتر گفت که دگه تور به ای طرف ها نبینم😒😒 @jok_ha_herate
🤣2
فیلم صحنهدار after 5🔞بدون سانسور فول صحنه😈👇
آموزش سکس چت 18+😈👇
دختره پست گدشته بود: وای امروز تفلدمه تفلد تفلد تفلدم مبارک 35289643790 لایک خورده و یک عالمه کامنت تبریک حالی پسر پست گدشته: آرزو مکنم روزی برسه که همه انسان ها بتوانند با هر رنگ و هر قومیتی در کنار هم آزادانه زندگی کنند یک لایک ( اوهم خودیو) یک کامنت :فس فس نکن لالا😐😂😂😂😂😂😂 @jok_ha_herate
❤1😁1
راسته که میگن مردم جدیدا اعصاب ندارن امروز ته ساندویچی هی ساندویچ میخوردم یک دم دختری آمد به صاحب دیکون گفت میگم برار همی ساندویچ ها. شما پاکه؟ مرتکه هم گفت نه خوهر ته ازینا پوشکل گوسفند میندازم مم که نصف ساندویچ به دهن مه باد کرد مرتکه خر🥺😂😂😂 @jok_ha_herate
😁2
ًمفتش وسط سال میره سر صنف... بعد ازیکه خودخو معرفی میکنه مایه ببینه شاگردا چقذر یاد دارن. ازیکی میپرسه: میفهمی دره خیبر کی کنده؟ بچه شروع میکنه به گریه و میگه: بقرآن بخدا اگه مه کنده باشم😭 مفتش به معلم میگه: ای شاگردتو هی چی میگه؟؟؟ معلم میگه: راست میگه، مه ایر میشناسم، بچه خوبیه، از ای کارها نمیکنه. مفتیش عصابیو خراب میره پیش معاون و جریانه میگه، او هم میگه:شما اصلا اعصاب خورخراب نکنن. چقذر خساره شده خودمه میدم😐…
🤣8🙊1
چرا همه منو برای سکس میخوان؟ 😈👇
درمان کننده فوری درد پریودی 🩸:👇
فیلم و انیمیشن 18+ میخوای؟ 😈👇
Showing the 12 most recent of 38 posts we hold for @jok_ha_herate. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts recorded as deleted after publishing
We recorded 3 posts on @jok_ha_herate as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.
A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.
- First seen missing
- 7 August 2026
- Most recent seen missing
- 7 August 2026
- Median time before seen missing
- 9.6 hours
- Seen missing in the last 30 days
- 0
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@BehtarinKanalFakahi · 33,461
Telegram ranks this channel #26 of 54 here — alongside 53 others — read 5 September 2026
@akbar_jab · 24,645
Telegram ranks this channel #46 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 16 September 2026
This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“جــوک هــراتــی.!” (@jok_ha_herate), 5,192 subscribers as measured 2 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/jok_ha_herate.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.