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Edisi Siasat Jofliam & Dewi

@jofliamdewi

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Cite this entry

161,013subscribers

-520 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 100,000–316,228.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002472259611
TypeChannel
Username@jofliamdewi
Descriptionspill the tea kejahatan Dewi & Jofiliam habis habisannnnnn
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 14 January 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/jofliamdewi

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 95% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

161,013161,533161,2737 August 2026 — 161,533 subscribers8 August 2026 — 161,460 subscribers9 August 2026 — 161,365 subscribers10 August 2026 — 161,268 subscribers11 August 2026 — 161,168 subscribers12 August 2026 — 161,013 subscribers7 August 202612 August 2026
6 measurements spanning 5 days, net -520. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 160,935–161,611 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Aug 2026, 05:42161,013-155
11 Aug 2026, 04:05161,168-100
10 Aug 2026, 04:58161,268-97
9 Aug 2026, 05:51161,365-95
8 Aug 2026, 05:51161,460-73
7 Aug 2026, 14:32161,533first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 14 January 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 16 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 25 May 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
31
Videos
11

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
12s
Average length
12s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

149,356 reactions across 20 posts, in 39 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 24.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣36,61724.5%
🤮28,93119.4%
😱24,99316.7%
🔥21,83914.6%
💩8,3325.58%
4,3622.92%
😭2,8771.93%
👀2,7681.85%
👍2,7531.84%
👏1,7711.19%
🤡1,5801.06%
👎1,5181.02%
🖕1,5071.01%
😁1,3820.925%
🥴8240.552%
🤬8090.542%
🤔8050.539%
🤪6850.459%
😡6830.457%
😨6570.44%
19 further kinds3,6632.45%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 149,356reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 14 January 2025 to 25 May 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

25 May 2025, 00:07 UTC≈570,000 views2,749 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

🤮1,140🤣600316🖕249😱165👀119🔥49🤯49

25 May 2025, 00:06 UTC≈562,000 views1,323 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Masye ni tgh menjilat purqy tapi imagine nak jilat syewek lainz zassss kalau jantan Masih probok cyek epal syaye reveal lagi. Syuyah nak hack ingat syenang ke. Jap Ehh tersyakap English reveal Dan probok hahahahahah

🤣496👀230150🤮122🔥85👻66💩49👎36

25 May 2025, 00:01 UTC≈506,000 views1,026 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Memang la titew edit padam nama diyerr syebab yang gatal si jantan, bukan yang perempuan

👀394🤣25377👍66🔥60👎44🥴36👻32

21 May 2025, 11:35 UTC≈600,000 views3,137 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Titew change shikit bahasye titew sebab korunk maghah. So titew try englishhhh shkola saint johnnn

🤣2,220🤪284🔥169👍11287👏65😁48🤬44

21 May 2025, 11:33 UTC≈583,000 views3,646 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Thish ish Mai haush ni sebelom kawen Tau ke tak laki dia mmg taste pompuan tetek2 dm dm suruh dtg kl ajak cek in hahahaha sajew aqew tunggu catwalkz atash shwim pool bajetz the only oneee gitu

🤣1,840🤮550😱339👀227🔥164🤪142🤡119106

21 May 2025, 11:31 UTC≈561,000 views4,777 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

😱1,970🤣1,270🤮880🔥234😨102🙈80👎66😁49

21 May 2025, 11:27 UTC≈510,000 views4,957 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Lamer tuck tunggu titewwww titewwwwww dapat shumtin

😱2,840🔥774👏220😨201197🤩189😁152😭150

18 Jan 2025, 15:37 UTC≈1,120,000 views11,136 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

AmBoiii!!., Jler jler 2x liDah eyh EngkooO SUnDaLL,. PePeK BuSuKk., Wak2 ni Mse maseH BiNi OwaNgg,. EngkoO Nmpk tk peRangAi kesiALLL betInE ni kihkih., keMain., Klu KoWang tOk LAKi KoWang dpt mesEj cAmni KateNyerR Staff KoWang buAtpe?!?! klu Aq,. aq pijAk aku LuDah aku KAHakkAn Mke betInE ni., utG Bini Engko baik,. kLu Engko xnk RAmai Agi YG nk LA siAL Tah 2x KERAbat diraja PinanG BinI eNgkO ., mkn Hati kesiALLL!!

🤮6,350💩1,4401,110👍601😱527🔥292👎211🤬205

18 Jan 2025, 14:42 UTC≈937,000 views6,344 reactionsread 12 August 2026

mLmnI., Aq nK hbS hbSAn bOngkaA.,.Mse Jd bIni OwaNgg,. inDon pePek BuSUkk tue., sIApp hAnTor vDeO eyhhh!!?? nGorAtt KeSIaLL engkoO!!!! TEtek siKmAk 50Senn!!! BaBI !!!!! SAmBaL BAsiiiii!!!?? kihkih KoWang TiDo nYenYAk ah mLmnI!!!!!!! LeyPark JupPp!!?,.

🔥3,050🤣1,540😱562🤮399👍183156🤪117👏114

18 Jan 2025, 14:32 UTC≈858,000 views4,698 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Poll

NUrNEtiZeNnnn JlnKann KejewMuu!!.,???

  1. BOYKottttt PizZa Hrge IsRAEl MunAFIkkk!!84%
  2. AbAikAnn ble Die BkK oDer.,27%
  3. Jdi BoDOhhH, SaPoOT AN4k B4bii!!!.,11%

The shares total 122%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

🔥2,590🖕781💩420👀218🥴162160👍102👏93

18 Jan 2025, 14:27 UTC≈813,000 views6,248 reactionsread 12 August 2026

psSt !!!! XkN tiDo koTtt?!!!., PaLe Ban4 engkoooo An4k B4bi !!!!! .,Engko jgn sntUh lg la Hal Hal bodo kt IG engko!! engkO cucI kpla AnAk engko srh bnci emak die bleyh laa, Kpla aq jGn HaRapppp ah !!!!!?,. Hnye kluarge jep Thu engkOo BABiii mcmAnaA., , SIALL!!? Aq iDop AGI eyh !!!!!?., lePark Juppppp!!!! Plg SUnDaL pEpek BusOOk TU!!!!!! EngkooO bsing bsing2x Agi engko siaApp!!! Eyhhhh 2,3 Ari Niee, Tk Nmpk pOn p

🔥3,670😱802527👍289🙊288💩219🤡145👏110

15 Jan 2025, 16:45 UTC≈866,000 views19,726 reactionsread 12 August 2026

SHapew nUck Taw CitE paSAL COndOM aummm.. nUck waTpew BeLi errkkkkk?? enGko nuCk pAkai siAPp maSa conFess ke?? Leyparkkk jUppPp

😱11,300🤮3,490🤣1,680🔥1,440🥴463🤔446🤨320👏244

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @jofliamdewi. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

18 Jan 2025, 14:32 UTCAnonymous Poll42,900 voters approx.

NUrNEtiZeNnnn JlnKann KejewMuu!!.,???

  1. BOYKottttt PizZa Hrge IsRAEl MunAFIkkk!!84%
  2. AbAikAnn ble Die BkK oDer.,27%
  3. Jdi BoDOhhH, SaPoOT AN4k B4bii!!!.,11%

The shares total 122%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 14 January 2025 to 25 May 2025. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Edisi Siasat Jofliam & Dewi” (@jofliamdewi), 161,013 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/jofliamdewi.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.