Девушка решила устроить диалог между двумя нейронками для изучения японского языка, но они сразу же перешли на свои темы.
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Channel
@japanwtf
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
958subscribers
-5 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001337907105 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @japanwtf |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 August 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 9 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/japanwtf |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 47% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Oct 2026, 00:17 | 958 | +1 |
| 27 Sept 2026, 14:40 | 957 | -1 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 01:41 | 958 | -1 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 22:16 | 959 | -1 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 13:16 | 960 | +4 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 05:09 | 956 | -4 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 12:37 | 960 | -3 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 13:37 | 963 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 08:30 | 963 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 28 September 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
291 reactions across 18 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 52.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 153 | 52.6% | |
| 🥰 | 60 | 20.6% | |
| 🔥 | 18 | 6.19% | |
| 🤮 | 17 | 5.84% | |
| 🙈 | 16 | 5.50% | |
| 🤯 | 16 | 5.50% | |
| 🤩 | 7 | 2.41% | |
| 😢 | 2 | 0.687% | |
| 😱 | 2 | 0.687% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 291 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 28 September 2023 to 28 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Девушка решила устроить диалог между двумя нейронками для изучения японского языка, но они сразу же перешли на свои темы.
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Волосатые мужские ноги — новый вид домогательства в Японии Токио атакует аномальная жара, поэтому власти разрешили офисным сотрудникам носить шорты, чтобы легче переносить адскую температуру — многие девушки выступили резко против такого решения Женщинам настолько неприятно смотреть на волосатые ноги мужчин, что для этого уже придумали отдельный термин «sunehara» (буквальный перевод — «харассмент волосатыми ногами»…
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В Японии по ТВ показывают соревнования айдолов (молодых артистов в индустрии азиатской поп-музыки) по тому, кто больше похож на кошку. Таким должно быть телевидение везде.
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Photo, posted without a caption
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Photo, posted without a caption
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Многоликая чихуахуа — главная звезда соцсетей: хозяин надел на питомца камеру с панорамным обзором и показал его дневную рутину В некоторые моменты мохнатый был похож на Добби, а в другие — на гремлина и Грогу, постоянно меняя выражение мордочки Ищем свои эмоции в подборке
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Китай какого хрена??
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Тем временем обстановка в Китае: местные покупают роботов и отправляют их на улицы просить милостыню Не так мы представляли восстание машин.
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На мероприятии Park Con косплеерши продавали сок со своих ног — они держали ступни в ёмкостях с напитком, а затем поднимали ноги над ртами клиентов Также можно было просто зачерпнуть сок из контейнера, где косплеерша держала свои ноги Услуги начинались от $10 (~750 рублей) ⚡️Мышеловка
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У японцев были свои «Разрушители мифов», но с японским уклоном Вместо взрывов и стрельбы проверяли — с какой скоростью нужно проехать мимо школьницы, чтобы её юбка задралась как в аниме Типичная Япония, ничего удивительного
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Video, posted without a caption
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В Японии разработали самую эффективную систему видеонаблюдения
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @japanwtf. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Япония, какого хрена??!” (@japanwtf), 958 subscribers as measured 9 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/japanwtf.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.