dont touch grass
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Channel
@ivanpatriki
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
2,454subscribers
-9 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1002940212821 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ivanpatriki |
| Created | Between 1 August 2025 and 31 October 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 30 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 30 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ivanpatriki |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 30 Aug 2026, 04:46 | 2,454 | -2 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 09:43 | 2,456 | -4 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 00:32 | 2,460 | -2 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 20:13 | 2,462 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:48 | 2,463 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:34 | 2,463 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 17 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 5 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 18 (17 May 2026 – 5 August 2026) |
| Views total | 188 |
| Reactions total | 16 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 7 Aug 2026, 17:48 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
252 reactions across 18 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 75.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 189 | 75.0% | |
| 😐 | 22 | 8.73% | |
| 🔥 | 18 | 7.14% | |
| 🤡 | 10 | 3.97% | |
| 👍 | 7 | 2.78% | |
| 🍌 | 2 | 0.794% | |
| 👎 | 2 | 0.794% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 0.397% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 0.397% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 252 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 17 May 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
dont touch grass
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I spoke with NordVPN in Lithuania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLokLq2u_tQ My goal is a few thousand of you guys get rich and extremely well connected, and we can run everything in 20 years. You know how I have the chart system in all of my videos? You can use it to graph networks for everyone you want in the world, and if you're smart, you can talk to anyone as a result of it I'll be adding it into quantmap.…
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im obviously not anywhere close to that yet but im telling you, it's actually crazy how the power dynamic changes for some of these people
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One of the BIGGEST problems with people who want to see change is the fact that they hate the very thing they're trying to save. Why is andrew tate in jail? Why is sam bankman fried in jail? Many criminals who do fraud, money laundering, etc always get away with crime. So why do laws, rules, regulations, etc only apply to some people? It's a very very common theme in history. If you make someone rely on you, it'…
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Exactly 1 year apart From Tyler Durden to Willy Wonka .. crazy
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this summer the only thing we care about is each other, and WINNING
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FYI clavicular does cocaine and drinks in a club as a minor, (illegal, live on stream) - gets million promoting gambling to his young audience undisclosed ads its also illegal, plays heil hitler collabs, then gets invited to israel by mossad to israel and doesnt apologize | no consequences nothing, im not mad or jealous im impressed You can get away with literally anything as long as you have money, fame, or are use…
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I turned down a meeting with a very influential ex-mossad guy, worth 9 figures who wanted to help me with business and tell me the "truth about the world"
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No barber no outfit just straight doing side quests atp
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I know the best day traders and investors in the world trust me when I tell you I’m trying to put you on
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Spoke with some people in the Lithuanian government/EU and other than business stuff, I made sure to tell them the most important political issue for gen Z is migration Social media has made correct opinions a dime a dozen. It's honestly embarassing if you're correct on everything but broke asf with no motion - at that point you're better off being incorrect We are ALL getting rich, political, and networking - we a…
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I want to crack ariana grande
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @ivanpatriki. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 30 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Ivan Patriki | The New Elite” (@ivanpatriki), 2,454 subscribers as measured 30 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ivanpatriki.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.