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Анекдоты и мастербация

@infoformasturbating

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5,449subscribers

-18 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001617034288
TypeChannel
Username@infoformasturbating
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/infoformasturbating

Growth

5,4495,4675,4587 August 2026 — 5,467 subscribers7 August 2026 — 5,467 subscribers7 August 2026 — 5,466 subscribers10 August 2026 — 5,460 subscribers13 August 2026 — 5,449 subscribers7 August 202613 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 6 days, net -18. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 5,446–5,470 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Aug 2026, 23:345,449-11
10 Aug 2026, 15:225,460-6
7 Aug 2026, 21:255,466-1
7 Aug 2026, 13:175,467no change
7 Aug 2026, 13:085,467first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 22 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 7 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

854 reactions across 20 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁43250.6%
🤣22326.1%
👏738.55%
🔥596.91%
😭323.75%
😐202.34%
🤯141.64%
🤡10.117%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 854reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 22 May 2026 to 15 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

15 Jun 2026, 08:21 UTC≈4,380 views58 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

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11 Jun 2026, 16:48 UTC≈3,250 views39 reactionsread 12 August 2026

- Вы для нас как пятая колонна - Может, колесо? - Нет, спасибо, я с утра ширнулся

🤣39

10 Jun 2026, 17:03 UTC≈3,190 views47 reactionsread 12 August 2026

В психиатpической больнице пациента вызывают на собеседование по поводy его выписки. - Скажите, - вопpошает пpофессоp, - что вы сделаете, если мы вас выпишем? - Сделаю pогаткy, веpнyсь сюда и пеpеколочy все окна в вашем поганом заведении. - В палатy его! - pявкнyл недовольный пpофессоp. Пpошло полгода, и того же пациента вновь пpиглашают на собеседование. - Hy что, любезнейший, одyмались? - Да, я в полном поpядке. -

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10 Jun 2026, 12:03 UTC≈2,420 views31 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Что просчитывает финансовый аналитик на конфетном заводе? Прибыль и риски.

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10 Jun 2026, 05:02 UTC≈2,310 views23 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Сын спрашивает у отца: — Что такое "реально" и что такое "гипотетически"? — Сынок, как бы тебе обьяснить, давай лучше разберем на примере. — Хорошо. — Иди к маме и спроси переспала бы она за лям баксов с негром. Мальчик возвращается: — Говорит, что переспала бы. — Вот, а теперь спроси это у сестры. — Она тоже согласна. — А теперь у деда спроси переспит ли он с негром за миллион долларов. — Дед тоже согласен. — Вот ви

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9 Jun 2026, 20:42 UTC≈2,070 views29 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Мужчина занял свое место в самолете. Вдруг в салон зашла самая красивая женщина, которую он когда-либо видел. И она села рядом с ним. Волна нервной дрожи охватила его тело. Желая завязать разговор, он спросил: — Куда летите? Девушка повернулась к нему, улыбнулась и сказала: —Ты долбо*б? Мы в одном самолете летим...

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30 May 2026, 17:02 UTC≈3,200 views49 reactionsread 12 August 2026

15-й век. Стоит принц, ждет письма от любимой. Три дня и три ночи ждет. Прилетает почтовый голубь. Счастливый принц быстренько распечатывает письмо. А там: "Требуются рыцари в орден. Не крестовый поход."

😁41😭8

30 May 2026, 12:02 UTC≈3,170 views58 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Танцы в сельском клубе. Две девушки подходят к мужчине средних лет. - Ой, а Вы, кажется, не здешний! - Да что вы, девушки, местный я, тутошний. - А что ж это мы Вас не знаем? - Эх, девчонки! Вы меня просто не помните: я когда в тюрьму сел, вы еще совсем маленькие были. Вот, только вышел. - Ой, а за что ж Вас посадили? - Ох, девчонки... Жену по пьяни топором зарубил. Девушка хватает подругу за руку, тянет в сторону и

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30 May 2026, 05:02 UTC≈2,310 views47 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Во время празднования нового 2001-го года телерепортер спросил прохожего на улице Лондона: - Какие у вас планы на это тысячелетие? - Довольно скромные. Большую его часть я буду мертв.

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26 May 2026, 17:03 UTC≈2,720 views70 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Медведь растоптал муравейник, муравей решил отомстить, и насрал медведю прям посреди берлоги

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26 May 2026, 12:03 UTC≈2,760 views40 reactionsread 12 August 2026

В буфете мрачный тип жует пирожок и находит в нем волосинку. Подходит к буфетчице: — С чем у вас пирожки? — С яйцами... — Брейте в следующий раз

😁40

26 May 2026, 05:03 UTC≈3,380 views44 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Мальчик, который постоянно слышал от родителей жалобы на жизнь, решил написать тем, кто виноват во всех мировых проблемах. На конверте он написал: «ГЛАВНЫМ ВИНОВНИКАМ ТОГО, ЧТО МЫ ТАК ПЛОХО ЖИВЁМ». Письмо пришло в Тель-Авив. Еврейские почтальоны грустно вздохнули: «Привычка — вторая натура. Веками во всем винят нас». Но потом решили: «Нет, сейчас другие тренды». И отправили письмо в Москву. В Москве на почте посмот

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @infoformasturbating. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,049,306 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Анекдоты | Мемы | Юмор 🍒
@a_necdot69 · 128,967
Telegram ranks this channel #21 of 49 here — alongside 48 others — read 13 August 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Анекдоты и мастербация” (@infoformasturbating), 5,449 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/infoformasturbating.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.