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Probablyalexandra

@improbablyalexandra

On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

5,134subscribers

-15 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001688863329
TypeChannel
Username@improbablyalexandra
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 31 March 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/improbablyalexandra

Growth

5,1345,1495,141.57 August 2026 — 5,149 subscribers7 August 2026 — 5,147 subscribers10 August 2026 — 5,135 subscribers13 August 2026 — 5,134 subscribers7 August 202613 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 6 days, net -15. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 5,132–5,151 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Aug 2026, 03:545,134-1
10 Aug 2026, 14:225,135-12
7 Aug 2026, 19:445,147-2
7 Aug 2026, 06:315,149first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 31 January 2024the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 8 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
25.7%
avg views ÷ 5,134 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,320
1 post measured
Reaction rate
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
1
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 29 July 2026
Posts held20 (31 January 202429 July 2026)
Views total1,320
Reactions total
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 04:44 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Recent posts

29 Jul 2026, 20:15 UTC≈1,320 viewsread 12 August 2026

https://open.substack.com/pub/probablyalexandra/p/the-black-sun-deception?r=1opw3e&utm_medium=ios

22 Aug 2025, 20:49 UTC≈6,590 viewsread 12 August 2026

The Foodening is out now: https://youtu.be/xnBMI4P-qyQ?si=KGHPyfy98leL1FSq

31 Jul 2025, 22:21 UTC≈6,460 viewsread 12 August 2026

THE FOODENING trailer out now: https://youtu.be/2GFGddecwTo

24 Jul 2025, 21:55 UTC≈5,940 viewsread 12 August 2026

New article out now: https://open.substack.com/pub/probablyalexandra/p/fully-human-fully-god?r=1opw3e&utm_medium=ios

4 Jul 2025, 21:37 UTC≈6,500 viewsread 12 August 2026

Fourth of July Article: https://open.substack.com/pub/probablyalexandra/p/stars-stripes-and-sirius?r=1opw3e&utm_medium=ios

28 Jun 2025, 22:14 UTC≈6,340 viewsread 12 August 2026

New article out now: https://open.substack.com/pub/probablyalexandra/p/is-the-q-operation-over?r=1opw3e&utm_medium=ios

25 Apr 2025, 19:35 UTC≈8,430 viewsread 12 August 2026

New article out now: https://open.substack.com/pub/probablyalexandra/p/he-who-has-the-gold-what-pope-francis?r=1opw3e&utm_medium=ios

17 Apr 2025, 02:01 UTC≈7,260 viewsread 12 August 2026

New article out now: https://open.substack.com/pub/probablyalexandra/p/easters-pagan-past-what-christians?r=1opw3e&utm_medium=ios

21 Feb 2025, 23:12 UTC≈8,490 viewsread 12 August 2026

New Song: My Refuge & My Fortress - Psalm 91: https://youtu.be/yObBz7atRqI

17 Jan 2025, 18:22 UTC≈9,150 viewsread 12 August 2026

New update article out now: https://open.substack.com/pub/probablyalexandra/p/the-golden-age-illusion?r=1opw3e&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

13 Dec 2024, 23:30 UTC≈9,530 viewsread 12 August 2026

The full version of The Watchmen’s Warning is streaming everywhere now! https://youtu.be/r1iEei3PVcc?si=7Uf0oPc2e8k9s4uT

18 Nov 2024, 23:07 UTC≈9,780 viewsread 12 August 2026

New video out now: An Inconvenient Duality https://youtu.be/Aj9_fcBmi68?si=mi31cKa_pM3bVpeY

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @improbablyalexandra. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 292,595 of 1,176,251entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Probablyalexandra” (@improbablyalexandra), 5,134 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/improbablyalexandra.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.