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Channel
Eternity and a day
@ificouldflyhome
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
734subscribers
-33 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001158746652 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ificouldflyhome |
| Created | 28 November 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 9 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ificouldflyhome |
Topic
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 88% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Oct 2026, 16:20 | 734 | -2 |
| 29 Sept 2026, 19:56 | 736 | -7 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 11:56 | 743 | -2 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 21:39 | 745 | -3 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 08:08 | 748 | -3 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 19:04 | 751 | -6 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 18:56 | 757 | -10 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 01:49 | 767 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:52 | 767 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 15 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
قشنگ میذارم یکی تا آخر ظرفیتم ناراحتم کنه تا انقد از چشمم بیفته که دیگه ناامید شده باشم و موو آن کنم.
«باشد که امسال در جدال گریه و خنده غم در این حوالی نباشد.»
عکس و فیلم مردم دنیا از سفر رفتنشون رو میبینم میفهمم چه جاهایی توی این دنیا هست و ما توی چه جهنمدرهای گیر کردیم.
کاش الان تنها استرس زندگیم این بود که تنظیم کنم تا معلم داره از نیمکت اول میاد مشقا رو چک کنه من از رو بغل دستیم بنویسمشون.
سختترین کار دنیا اینه که به خودت بفهمونی لیوای آکرمن فقط یه فیکشنال کرکتره و واقعی نیست.
«خورشید ما به چوبهی اعدام بسته است از صبح و آفتاب در اینجا، سخن مگو.»
امیدوارم در ۵/۵/۵ پنج تا موشک بخورن به من و به پنج قسمت مساوی تبدیل شم.
ایرانی تو دیگه روی همه تپهها ریدی. تپهی نریدهای نمونده که بخوای ۵/۵/۵ توش برینی.
«اگر من شما را از دست دادهام، شما هم در عوض دلی را از دست دادهاید که تپشهای عاشقانه آن را در هیچ جای دیگر نخواهید یافت.»
Photo, posted without a caption
یه دفعه یادم میفته قبلا تا احتمال جنگ میشد در واکنش به طنز همه میگفتن با جنگ شوخی نکنید. دیگه الان انقد بگا رفتیم کسی شوخی کنه یا نکنه برای بقیه فرقی نداره.
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @ificouldflyhome. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Eternity and a day” (@ificouldflyhome), 734 subscribers as measured 9 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ificouldflyhome.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.