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Humor ASAP

@humorasap

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1,952subscribers

-365 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002366822190
TypeChannel
Username@humorasap
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 September 2026
Measurements held11
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 8 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/humorasap

Growth

1,9522,3172,134.57 August 2026 — 2,317 subscribers8 August 2026 — 2,315 subscribers11 August 2026 — 2,272 subscribers14 August 2026 — 2,244 subscribers17 August 2026 — 2,226 subscribers20 August 2026 — 2,160 subscribers24 August 2026 — 2,118 subscribers27 August 2026 — 2,073 subscribers30 August 2026 — 2,034 subscribers2 September 2026 — 2,008 subscribers8 September 2026 — 1,952 subscribers7 August 20268 September 2026
11 measurements spanning 32 days, net -365. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,897–2,372 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Sept 2026, 15:001,952-56
2 Sept 2026, 23:492,008-26
30 Aug 2026, 11:542,034-39
27 Aug 2026, 07:242,073-45
24 Aug 2026, 01:582,118-42
20 Aug 2026, 11:582,160-66
17 Aug 2026, 14:132,226-18
14 Aug 2026, 09:392,244-28
11 Aug 2026, 03:332,272-43
8 Aug 2026, 05:002,315-2
7 Aug 2026, 15:172,317first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 11 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
5m 15s
Average length
23s

Measured directly from 14 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

98 reactions across 16 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 18.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👏1818.4%
🔥1717.3%
🎉88.16%
👍88.16%
💯77.14%
😁77.14%
🥰66.12%
55.10%
❤‍🔥55.10%
🥴44.08%
🌚33.06%
🎃33.06%
👀33.06%
🤣33.06%
😍11.02%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 98 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 11 May 2026 to 12 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Jul 2026, 21:58 UTC135 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

😁1

Signed Sveta Dmitrieva SvetDm

11 Jul 2026, 23:31 UTC143 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

👀3👍1

Signed Angelina Angelina

11 Jul 2026, 23:21 UTC142 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

"Too cold? Don't worry — I make great cuddles. And great dinners."

🥴4

Signed Angelina Angelina

11 Jul 2026, 23:11 UTC141 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

😁4

Signed Angelina Angelina

11 Jul 2026, 22:51 UTC137 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

«Не трогай меня до первой кружки. Я ещё не в сети.» «Сначала чай. Потом разговоры. Потом снова чай.»

👏4

Signed Инна Цветаева

29 Jun 2026, 22:55 UTC207 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

🔥4

Signed Sveta Dmitrieva SvetDm

18 Jun 2026, 19:33 UTC211 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

👍3

Signed Angelina Angelina

17 Jun 2026, 00:09 UTC216 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

👏4

Signed Angelina Angelina

16 Jun 2026, 07:39 UTC211 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @ColorfulstoriesoflifeVideo

Video, posted without a caption

🔥4

Signed Marta Москва_посуточная_аренда

15 Jun 2026, 22:16 UTC256 viewsread 7 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

Signed Инна Цветаева

15 Jun 2026, 21:42 UTC223 views5 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Девушка: «Ты чего такой дерзкий сегодня?» Кот: «Я не дерзкий. Я голодный и обаятельный». Девушка: «Опасное сочетание». Кот: «Знаю». #кот #мороженое #смешно #взрослыйюмор #girlandcat #funnycat #icecream #adulthumor #mood #shortvideo

5

Signed Инна Цветаева

27 May 2026, 23:49 UTC231 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

🌚3

Signed Sveta Dmitrieva SvetDm

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @humorasap. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Humor ASAP” (@humorasap), 1,952 subscribers as measured 8 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/humorasap.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.