上班了,可留,可约。
Signed 南山❤️布布

Channel
@hsheuswus
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,873subscribers
-21 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1003331607594 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @hsheuswus |
| Created | Between 1 November 2025 and 31 March 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/hsheuswus |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 13:47 | 1,873 | -17 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 21:37 | 1,890 | -5 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 01:40 | 1,895 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 15:32 | 1,894 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 13:01 | 1,894 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 28 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 5 of 6 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 July 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 19 (28 April 2026 – 28 July 2026) |
| Views total | 8,452 |
| Reactions total | 10 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 7 Aug 2026, 15:32 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
16 reactions across 8 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 68.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 11 | 68.8% | |
| 💩 | 2 | 12.5% | |
| 🔥 | 2 | 12.5% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 6.25% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 16reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 28 April 2026 to 28 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
上班了,可留,可约。
Signed 南山❤️布布
哥哥们! 上班了,可留…. 可约
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【深圳赏颜阁】 https://t.me/SZ_SYG 【所在位置】:南山科技园 【老师艺名】:南山布布 【联系方式】:@xxgdjhs 【验证留名】:君逍遥 【验证时间】:7.17 【上课价位】:400半价 【服务内容】:课表都有 【优点缺点】:喜欢白幼瘦的有福了 【服务态度】: 10分 【颜值身材】: 10分 【推荐程度】: 10分 【体验细节】:中的半价约上老师,科室好找就在科技园,进门就看到一双大长腿,白幼瘦简直是最爱,寒暄过后摸着小细腿,娇小的身材。妹妹躺在床上任你摆布亲亲舔一舔马上进入正题,妹妹观音坐莲上来一下把我整酥了后面妹妹说不太能动传教士体位低垂在妹妹身上听着娇喘一声声出水了。认证萝莉! 【提交报告】 @hajimi11_bot 提交报告,附带约课记录或付款截图或现金拍照。 💗提示: 报告仅供参考,自行辨别。
💩2👍1
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上班了!上班了!可留,可约
❤4
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【深圳淘宝修车团报告】 https://telegram.me/xiuchegbdd 【老师花名】#布布 【联系方式】@xxgdjhs 【老师位置】#南山 【工兵留名】嫩妹一刺狼 【验证时间】7.16 【修车费用】800P 【颜值身材】8 【服务内容] 嫩妹三件套可舌 【优点缺点】配合的嫩妹 【出击体验】今日刚好无事,看见布布休假回来,便迫不及待约上了,依旧遥控上楼,刚进房间。就看见布布坐在沙发等候,娇小的身材是我最爱的嫩妹,在沙发上大舌特舌了一下,便一起去洗澡,洗完澡,布布躺在床上任君采摘,各种操盘都配合,也不催做,真的不错呀,最后自己忍不住,便让穿上雨衣,刚进入是真紧呀,不愧是嫩妹,各种姿势也配合爱了爱了,最后依旧是传教士交水。 【综合评分】9 🎆温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,不作为出击推荐,报告仅供参考! 报告提交: @szcjcj 报告提交条件:需要提供约课记录或付款记录作为凭证,仅收录学生提交的报告,报告发现造…
❤1
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上班了! 可留,可约。
🔥2
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深圳乱世俏佳人简录 【书生名号】:路人 【探访时间】:6.28 【佳人名称】:步步 【佳人牌号】: @xxgdjhs 【打赏金额】:800P 【佳人身材】:小只马,A杯 【佳人颜值】:可爱清纯 【佳人服务】:课表都有 【缠绵记录】: 相约好时间地点,看到本人,很可爱,很清纯,很自然,没有流程感,和布布聊了一会,一起洗澡,上床准备开始服务,口活不错,还有自己的独门绝技,很俏皮,带上套准备进入布布的身体,一股温热感,紧致感铺面而来,非常舒服,布布反应也很自然,配合的恰到好处,换了几个姿势,也很配合我,最后在一顿骚语中发射。 【推荐分数】:9/10(乱世逢佳可一试) 注:随报告私信管理附:通关密语截图 佳人交流群: https://t.me/abtmjojneneneny 报告提交处: @Szqiaojiarenbg_bot
❤1
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休息七天,来例假了。
❤1
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上班了!哥哥们,可留,可约。
❤1
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @hsheuswus. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 950,940 of 1,336,469entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“南山🦋布布” (@hsheuswus), 1,873 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hsheuswus.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.