请输入文本 "我是一个学校,我已经卖完了!" 台下观众欣喜若狂:哇!他好勇敢诶!他说他卖完了! 卖完!卖完!卖完!
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Channel
@hseznet
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,670subscribers
+23 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001747364325 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @hseznet |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 27 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 27 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/hseznet |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Aug 2026, 04:54 | 1,670 | +6 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 19:13 | 1,664 | +8 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 09:26 | 1,656 | +3 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 11:16 | 1,653 | +3 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 16:29 | 1,650 | +3 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 09:02 | 1,647 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 08:54 | 1,647 | first reading |
12 posts held, back to 9 January 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
118 reactions across 10 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 19.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 23 | 19.5% | |
| 🤣 | 15 | 12.7% | |
| 👍 | 13 | 11.0% | |
| 💩 | 13 | 11.0% | |
| 🤮 | 12 | 10.2% | |
| 😐 | 9 | 7.63% | |
| 😁 | 8 | 6.78% | |
| 🤬 | 8 | 6.78% | |
| 👏 | 7 | 5.93% | |
| 🎉 | 5 | 4.24% | |
| 🔥 | 3 | 2.54% | |
| 🌚 | 1 | 0.847% | |
| 🫡 | 1 | 0.847% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 118reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 9 January 2026 to 28 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
请输入文本 "我是一个学校,我已经卖完了!" 台下观众欣喜若狂:哇!他好勇敢诶!他说他卖完了! 卖完!卖完!卖完!
Signed 张浩扬 Jvav创始人
20亿打造的超级中学“4名官员占股49%”,衡水纪委介入调查 三人鲸吞8亿股份,衡水二中前校长秦海地入局
🎉1
Signed 张浩扬 Jvav创始人
衡水二中,依旧试图解决发布问题的人。抽象之根据用户名0425断定其生日为四月二十五
🤮9😁1
Signed 张浩扬 Jvav创始人
您的教育界余大嘴已上线😁 河北省理科状元连续两年出现在衡水二中。继去年在衡中门口贴喜报后,二中的心虚迎来了跨时代的飞跃。 不过大部分人只是普通人,有说服力的是高分段人数占比,有无状元并不能说明学校的育人水平。 天呐,太好磕了叭,嘴上说最讨厌,实际张口闭口都是他。
😁7🤣2
Signed 张浩扬 Jvav创始人
二中系清河志臻一学生高考前突发脑溢血,班主任却第一时间找校医,但校医没有采取有效救治,等待120期间,校医认为自己不再具有治疗任务,便提着急救箱离开了。 据悉该学生为他校老师之子,后在ICU离世。为稳定学生高考心态,班主任没有提及该学生的病情,也没有询问其状况。 @F**: 真的太可惜了 他是我们历史老师和化学老师的独生子 两个都是特别好的老师 教的特别好 从历史老师讲课说到自己儿子时 能感觉到她把自己儿子教育的特别好 也非常非常爱自己的儿子 今天在抖音上刷到了化学老师 看着他现在非常沧桑 肯定非常痛心 失去了唯一的儿子真的太替这两位老师伤心了 事情是5月23日出的,孩子在ICU抗了13天,扛不住了,6月4日离世。 我们不忍心打扰23班其他同学的高考,一直没有联系班主任,也没在群里说,直到高考完,我们问询整个事发的过程细节,班主任表示,她不知道孩子现在的情况,也没有过问。我真的是气炸了。孩子是班委成员,是班主任的生物课代表,生病…
🤬8❤1
Signed 张浩扬 Jvav创始人
现实版肖申克的救赎 给大家分享一下如何带智能手表不被查到以下是我带智能手表近2个月总结出来的经验(我不是二中的本部,我是泽龙校区的): 1.带智能手表时,首先不能让别的学生知道,如果是跟你特别特别好的并且嘴也很严的话可以说,否则会被一些嘴大的人说出去从而传到老师耳朵里 2.在冬秋季时都会穿那些长袖校服可以把手表往小臂上面戴,然后拿校服的袖子盖上这样不容易被发现(如下图所示) 3.不能把手表放宿舍因为我们校区是学生会的查手表,学生会的搜查能力往往比那些老师的搜查能力强,有一次我同学为了藏手机放厕所的天花板上那教导主任查了好几遍都没查到结果被学生会查到了(如果你跟学生会关系好的话,那当我没说) 4.如果在宿舍玩手表玩没电了,建议把手表给你关系特别特别特别好的任课老师有一次我手表没电了,我就是找任课老师帮我充的(如果跟你关系比较好的任课老师,嘴比较大的话,建议还是不要给) 5.如果是在夏季的话,建议把手表一直放在裤子的口袋里,如果当天…
👍9❤8
Signed 张浩扬 Jvav创始人
高考志愿、考研讲师张雪峰因心源性猝死去世
😐9👏7🎉4🔥3❤2👍2🫡1
Signed 张浩扬 Jvav创始人
#育人 形式高于一切 二月二龙抬头,焦春玲董事长亲自执剪,为少年理去烦恼,裁处锋芒,愿孩子们抬头成龙,不负春光
Signed 张浩扬 Jvav创始人
黑龙江一学校老师因领导批评学生头发长而暴怒
💩13🤮3❤2
Signed 张浩扬 Jvav创始人
#育人 老师觉得自己得老开明了 我请问了老师,为什么让高三跳这个
🤣13🌚1
Signed 张浩扬 Jvav创始人
励志教育不是让人信口开河,也不能拿学生当宣传大使。 来自分校张家口启臻、河间英华、衡水滨湖志臻
❤4👍2
Signed 张浩扬 Jvav创始人
感谢大家!
❤6
Signed 张浩扬 Jvav创始人
Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @hseznet. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 69,227 of 1,620,455entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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“衡水三两事” (@hseznet), 1,670 subscribers as measured 24 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hseznet.
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