Ecommerce storefront — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 72% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
27 measurements spanning 42 days, net -3,654. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 27
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 22:36
1,381
-8,962
16 Sept 2026, 16:37
10,343
-1,323
14 Sept 2026, 17:19
11,666
-14
13 Sept 2026, 06:41
11,680
-50
11 Sept 2026, 06:37
11,730
-46
8 Sept 2026, 11:17
11,776
-28
5 Sept 2026, 08:56
11,804
-13
3 Sept 2026, 09:33
11,817
-22
2 Sept 2026, 01:32
11,839
-25
1 Sept 2026, 03:16
11,864
-506
31 Aug 2026, 05:11
12,370
-23
30 Aug 2026, 03:16
12,393
-34
29 Aug 2026, 03:03
12,427
-1,063
28 Aug 2026, 01:34
13,490
-6
27 Aug 2026, 00:16
13,496
-7
26 Aug 2026, 03:14
13,503
-19
25 Aug 2026, 04:43
13,522
-25
24 Aug 2026, 02:07
13,547
-979
22 Aug 2026, 12:42
14,526
-68
21 Aug 2026, 05:58
14,594
first reading
Engagement
21 posts held, back to 26 February 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 31 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
336.4%
avg views ÷ 1,381 subscribers
Avg views / post
4,650
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
7.89%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
2
of 21 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held
21 (26 February 2026 – 28 August 2026)
Views total
9,290
Reactions total
733
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
2 Sept 2026, 23:35 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
12m 17s
Average length
37s
Measured directly from 20 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
4,996 reactions across 21 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 43.4% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
👍
2,168
43.4%
🔥
2,168
43.4%
❤
660
13.2%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 21 of the 21 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 4,996 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 21 most recent posts we hold, published 26 February 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Advertising
Ad load
4.76%
1 of 21 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
4,830
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
4,820
over 20 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2VtzqvPBaAh
1
3 March 2026
3 March 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 21 most recent posts we hold, published 26 February 2026 to 28 August 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
В моем любимом Мур-Мур пополнение!
Красный Mur Mur Rouge - восхитительный гурманский фруктово-цветочный аромат с нотой граната. Невероятно приятный
И как фанатка Mur Mur не могла пройти мимо новинок:
✨ Парфюмированный гель для душа
повторяет основной аромат, усиливая и продлевая его. Это как база под макияж, но в парфюме. Увлажняет кожу и оставляет тонкий аромат Mur Mur
✨ Парфюмерная вода в удобном размере
✨ Парфюми…
Замечали, как быстро выветривается аромат после стирки, особенно если белье долго лежит в шкафу? Вроде достаешь свежее, а через пару часов ткань уже пахнет нейтрально, а иногда и вовсе появляется неприятный затхлый оттенок.
Я нашла способ сохранить приятный запах до 12 недель - теперь пользуюсь парфюмом для стирки в гранулах «Роскошный букет».
В его составе есть особые ароматические микрокапсулы, которые не выдыхаю…
Как выглядеть свежо даже в +30°C?
Сейчас так жарко, что хочется в уходе за кожей каких-то максимально легких и освежающих средств. И корейская бьюти-магия спешит на помощь. Средства iSeul - это адаптация легендарного корейского ухода под нашу, европейскую кожу. Мне нравится эффект «влажного сияния» без жирности после использования
Всего 4 шага:
✔️ Коллагеновая маска-плёнка
Экспресс-лифтинг на случай, если ночь был…
День у меня проходит в постоянном движении, но есть правило: даже в самом активном ритме хочется чувствовать не липкую усталость, а чистоту. Спасибо Cotton Touch. Он работает на молекулярном уровне - не маскирует запах, а нейтрализует саму его причину.
Пара секунд утром, спрей высыхает мгновенно и не оставляет следов на одежде. Аромат сама нежность: жасмин и бергамот звучат свежо, ирис добавляет пудровой мягкости, а…
Нас всегда учили не выносить сор из избы, «бьет - значит любит». Нужно терпеть ради семьи.Мои «часики тикают»,а значит, я должна соответствовать, даже если внутри всё кричит «нет»
Всё не так! Мы никому ничего не должны-только себе. Это старая, сломанная система, где личные границы женщины ничего не значат
На прошлой неделе случилось то, что меня поразило. Депутат Нина Останина, которая раньше критиковала законы про…
Как же надоели эти блокировки! И как здорово, что 1 июля состоялся VI съезд партии «Новые люди» . 382 кандидата в Госдуму по всей стране. «Новые люди» выдвинули список, который состоит не из вечных депутатов. В списке те, кого мы редко видим во власти: врачи, учителя, инженеры, предприниматели. Люди, которые знают, как сводить дебет с кредитом, а не только как ленточки перерезать.
Их главный манифест — перейти от по…
Арт OZON #2324367527
Мечта сбылась! 💫 Купила новые стулья, и это просто потрясающая красота!
Представьте: 4 шикарных стула для кухни, обитые антивандальным велюром (это просто находка для тех, у кого есть дети, коты или просто любовь к идеальной мебели 🐱)
✨ Мягкое сиденье и спинка — сидеть одно удовольствие.
✨ Трендовая расцветка, которая преобразила всю кухню.
✨ Не качаются и не скрипят — тишина и устойчивость!
✨…
Нашла свой идеальный аромат и ушла в отрыв 😅 AROMIO «Розовая орхидея».
Когда аромат настолько твой, что обычного флакона мало. В ход идут: мист, диффузор, дезодорант, скраб, крем-парфюм для рук, мыло и гель с маслом. Теперь этот запах со мной 24/7. Роскошь в каждой детали! 🛁🌿
Мамы, кто в одиночку тянет детей, присядьте на минуточку. Этот рилс для вас. Бывает, наваливается всё разом: алименты, пособия, жильё, бывший муж с претензиями. И ты сидишь ночью и думаешь: «Что делать ? Куда обратиться за помощью ? Денег на юристов нет, а разобраться надо».
Партия «Новые люди» запустила штаб юридической помощи одиноким мамам. Его, и это реально работающая история.
🔹 Помогают бесплатно с любыми юри…
Поймала себя на мысли, что энергии сейчас реально больше, чем когда-либо! 🔥 Просыпаюсь сама в 6 утра, без будильника, и столько всего успеваю за день!
Секрет моей бодрости - новый ритуал. Начинаю утро со стакана Creatine Complex из линейки Daily Balance. Отличная поддержка женского организма:
⚡️ Помогает клеткам восстанавливать энергию и сохранять мышечную силу
🧠 Поддерживает ясность ума и помогает мозгу справлятьс…
Говорят, погода решает за нас. Но на самом деле внутреннее лето мы создаём сами: улыбкой, мыслью, настроением. А если солнца всё-таки не хватает, то у меня есть O’Sole ☀️
Золотой песок, закатное солнце, мерцание волн и морская прохлада.. Парочка мерцающих блесков с брелоками, стик-бронзатор , водостойкий карандаш и тушь..
Пара штрихов - и ты словно в отпуске, где бы ни была.
Проверим, сколько мифов о материнстве живёт в наших головах? 🧐
«Родила - сиди дома»
«Твоя зарплата? Это просто помощь мужу»
«Забудь о себе, ты теперь мать»
«Дети важнее, растворяйся в семье»
«Какая карьера, у тебя ребёнок»
Примерно так выглядит давление, с которым сталкиваются женщины каждый день. И самое страшное - мы начинаем в это верить. Что наши желания - эгоизм. Что усталость - норма. Что мы должны быть удобны…
🔥111👍108❤22
Showing the 12 most recent of 21 posts we hold for @housewifeKat. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@housewifeKat edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
28 August 2026
Most recent edit
28 August 2026
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Хозяйка-лентяйка” (@housewifeKat), 1,381 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/housewifeKat.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.