Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 74% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
9 measurements spanning 61 days, net +24. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 535–570 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
7 Oct 2026, 13:55
564
-2
27 Sept 2026, 05:35
566
+12
14 Sept 2026, 06:20
554
+4
5 Sept 2026, 14:20
550
-1
28 Aug 2026, 05:33
551
+5
22 Aug 2026, 01:46
546
+7
15 Aug 2026, 18:54
539
-1
8 Aug 2026, 03:48
540
no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:45
540
first reading
Engagement
7 posts held, back to 13 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 7 posts for this entry, the most recent from 2 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
1m 52s
Average length
1m 52s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
117 reactions across 6 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.2% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
47
40.2%
🔥
28
23.9%
🤯
18
15.4%
😱
15
12.8%
😢
5
4.27%
🙏
2
1.71%
👏
1
0.855%
🤣
1
0.855%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 7 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 117 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 7 most recent posts we hold, published 13 June 2026 to 2 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
ГДЕ ПРЯТАТЬ БЫТОВУХУ В МИИИИКРО-СТУДИИ 🤏
Отдельные кладовые сделать невозможно, поэтому нужно выделять объем из шкафов.
Но слишком много отдавать швабрам тоже жалко. Поэтому шкаф пошел под переделку:
1️⃣ Вертикальная перегородка из центра переехала влево, чтобы увеличить место под куртки.
2️⃣ Купили штангу под нужный размер (и немного отпилили).
3️⃣ Сформировали обувную зону: одна глубокая полка и одна менее глубок…
The shares total 117%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
ШКАФ НА ПРОКАЧКУ
Сегодня мы с вами апгрейдим дешёвый дсп-шкаф с маркетплейса:
1. Добавим объем хранения
2. Сделаем альтернативу выдвижным ящикам
Какая самая большая проблема дешевых шкафов? Полки для хранения. Часто их слишком мало, и всю высоту полки использовать невозможно. Ну и выдёргивать вещи из разваливающихся стопок — это китайская пытка.
Н А М П О Н А Д О Б Я Т С Я
1. ЛДСП-полки
Пример: https://ozon.ru…
НЕ ХВАТАЕТ КВАДРАТНЫХ МЕТРОВ? 🤔 ИСПОЛЬЗУЙТЕ КУБИЧЕСКИЕ! 😎
Показываю свои приспособления для хранения мелких или негабаритных вещей, которые часто непонятно куда приспособить.
Фото 1: галстуки и ремни мужа. Всё время валялись где-то как гадюки 😁 теперь висят внутри шкафа на дверце.
Фото 2: в нашей московской квартире на крышке сантехлючка висят разные хозяйственные штучки и даже фен, который очень неудобной формы д…
КАК Я ПОБЕДИЛА ЗАПАХ В ПОСУДОМОЙКЕ?
А никак ахахвхвха 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Собственно, из-за этого и пропала — тестировала разные способы.
Просто однажды запах ушёл, но... на неделю. И это дало мне ложные надежды.
Что мне уже НЕ помогло:
1. Сделать гидрозатвор — показала на фото. Выглядело логично: слив посудомойки расположен ниже входа в канализацию и вонючая вода может затекать обратно. Сделала петлю, подвесила на самоклеющи…
Хочу еще отдельно сказать про деньги как компенсацию за окна (начало читайте выше)
Во-первых, добровольно они предлагают смешную компенсацию, не 300 тысяч. Эти копейки мне не нужны.
Получается, нужно судиться, и судиться долго.
Во-вторых, есть еще вопрос нервов. Я, не преувеличивая, скажу, что ТАК я не нервничала никогда в своей жизни. Ну, если отбросить геополитику 😅
Раньше я сама всегда говорила, что все должны…
ЧТО МЫ БУДЕМ ДЕЛАТЬ С БРАКОВАННЫМИ ОКНАМИ?
На втором фото показываю брак, из-за которого я бодаюсь с производителями окон с февраля этого года.
Присмотритесь — плёнка не входит в желобки. И представьте, что абсолютно на каждой створке окон и дверей есть такая проблема. И на штапиках, и на САМИХ СТВОРКАХ.
Думаю, уже можно сказать, что это окна Melke (они же Пластика окон), чтобы уберечь хотя бы небольшое количество…
🤯18❤2👏1😱1
Showing the 7 most recent of 7 posts we hold for @home_hedonism. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
The shares total 117%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 7 most recent posts we hold, published 13 June 2026 to 2 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 October 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“КВАРТИРОЛОГ | Делаю жильё удобным” (@home_hedonism), 564 subscribers as measured 7 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/home_hedonism.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.