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Хмели созрели

@hmelisozreli

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1,689subscribers

+7 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001746522193
TypeChannel
Username@hmelisozreli
Created11 March 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/hmelisozreli

Growth

1,6821,6891,685.56 August 2026 — 1,682 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,682 subscribers10 August 2026 — 1,687 subscribers16 August 2026 — 1,689 subscribers6 August 202616 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 10 days, net +7. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,681–1,690 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Aug 2026, 18:231,689+2
10 Aug 2026, 07:431,687+5
7 Aug 2026, 02:471,682no change
6 Aug 2026, 19:161,682first reading

Engagement

13 posts held, back to 3 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
24.0%
avg views ÷ 1,689 subscribers
Avg views / post
406
13 posts measured
Reaction rate
7.07%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
13
of 13 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held13 (3 August 20267 August 2026)
Views total5,274
Reactions total373
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Aug 2026, 17:44 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 03s
Average length
1m 03s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

373 reactions across 13 posts, in 17 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 52.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣19452.0%
😁6517.4%
🔥6417.2%
195.09%
💯71.88%
61.61%
🤡41.07%
👏30.804%
🤓20.536%
🤷20.536%
🌚10.268%
👍10.268%
🖕10.268%
🤔10.268%
🤬10.268%
🤮10.268%
🥰10.268%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 373reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 12:34 UTC191 views23 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Русское ведро с крабами: почему именно русские так нетерпимы к идее собственного счастья «Опять собралось комбо: украинец, беларус и литовец уговаривают русского не хуесосить своих же, всё-таки пытаясь донести, что они [русские] тоже люди» Комментарий подписчика лаконично описывает десятки идентичных диалогов, что годами повторяются в чате канала. Меняются только никнеймы и аватары рандомных русских самобичевателей

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7 Aug 2026, 09:06 UTC278 views22 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Умоляем, хватит интересничать! От интриги аж шишка дымится!

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6 Aug 2026, 13:12 UTC381 views19 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Самая «имперская» черта эмигрировавшего россиянина — это написание доносов на эмигрировавших россиян. Не ирония и не оксюморон ради оксюморона. Сами посудите. Условный релокант из Усть-Задрищенска, приехавший в ЕС и строчащий пачками кляузы на сограждан за «недостаточную деколонизированность», на деле проявляет ровно тот самый «имперский шовинизм», против которого якобы воюет. Ибо в его внутренней оптике офицеры ев

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6 Aug 2026, 08:29 UTC406 views42 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Большая стратегия не помогла взять Малую Токмачку...

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6 Aug 2026, 03:18 UTC362 views41 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @westerly_1776

- Чем русские отличаются от японцев? - Русские до сих пор ненавидят Америку за Хиросиму и Нагасаки.

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4 Aug 2026, 18:18 UTC459 views21 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Отправила Бабке её любимые х8х8тачи и добрую незатейливую поделку - всё своими руками. А она вредничает и не открывает. Ворчит, жеманится, в комментариях на меня жалуется. Угадайте, что в чёрном ящике?

😁21

4 Aug 2026, 18:00 UTC441 views19 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Ужасы нашего городка-6 Дни сменяют ночи. Внуки не кормлены. Буряк порос сорняками. Бабка на деревянных счётах фиксирует, сколько раз в 2023 году имя Екатерины Орловой было упомянуто на каналах, с которыми когда-то делался коллаб. Сколько воды с тех пор утекло, сколько клубники прополото, сколько гифок с Дудаевым отправлено в домовой чат... В ходе следствия было установлено, что несколько лет назад из подборки был из

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4 Aug 2026, 13:42 UTC458 views28 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Как российское лампасное дегенеральство конвертируется в рост казахского ВВП Великий геостратегический Пыня, судорожно вжимаясь в повышенные подошвы, намеревался перешагнуть через Украину и растоптать НАТО, триумфально укрепив зоны влияния на костях главных врагов (гражданского населения двух стран). Политик же соседнего азиатского государства, чьё имя никак не помещается Пыне в рот, по заветам «Книги Пяти Колец» Ми

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4 Aug 2026, 10:53 UTC468 views35 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Склад Wildberries в Самарской области полностью выгорел на площади 160 тыс. кв. метров — врио министра промышленности и торговли региона Дениса Гуркова «По факту остался только административный комплекс. Все товары уничтожены». Есть ещё один административный комплекс. Южнее.

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3 Aug 2026, 14:27 UTC469 views57 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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«Следственный комитет по Омской области и главный следователь по особо гедонистическим преступлениям русского народа установили: В день своего 34-летия гражданка РФ Екатерина Орлова 3 раза надевала швейное изделие цельнокроеного (составного) типа, явно отсылающее к империалистической эстетике, 4 раза употребляла в пищу морепродукты, 18 раз произвела фотосъемку какиса (прим. для судебного секретариата: «какис» — по-л

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3 Aug 2026, 09:39 UTC481 views26 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

СМИ: Крупнейшие торговые сети обсуждают с поставщиками возможность развозить товары в магазины и на распределительные центры собственными силами последних. В частности, с предложением закрепить возможность доставки товаров до распределительных центров и магазинов их силами, к поставщикам обратилось АО «Тандер» (розничная сеть «Магнит»). Опрошенные специалисты уверены, что решение перенести доставку на плечи произво

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3 Aug 2026, 05:50 UTC432 views17 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Дорогой Мартин Алексеевич ...

🤣17

Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @hmelisozreli. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 208,528 of 1,481,306entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Хмели созрели” (@hmelisozreli), 1,689 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hmelisozreli.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.