Channel
@hloopand
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2subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1004324395452 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @hloopand |
| Created | Between 1 June 2026 and 7 August 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 13 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 25 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/hloopand |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 19:37 | 2 | no change |
| 9 Aug 2026, 23:46 | 2 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 7 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 11 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (7 August 2026 – 11 August 2026) |
| Views total | 59 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 13 Aug 2026, 19:37 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
The Odyssey. Nolan's 2026 film. A powerful interpretation of the evolution of the human brain. The Trojan Horse. The turning point. The moment when we live inside our old identity. It's cramped, stuffy, and full of feces, but we tolerate it until a certain time. And the moment we go outside, we need to act quietly, quickly and coherently, otherwise the plan will be doomed to fail. But the effect of surprise and comm…
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The Human Ocean. It is what it is now. That’s exactly how I see everything. Why did the ocean give birth to me at this very moment? Because the ocean is ready to accept common rules that are the same for everyone. What are these rules? Honesty, courage, openness. Each person judges only themselves. There is agreement, there is no perversion. Humanity will simply gradually become a higher spiritual society. Every …
The Holy Grail pinned «Extremely important information 🧠 You described the difference between an automaton and an operator. The brain is a powerful automaton that executes programs laid down by evolution and learning. Consciousness is an operator that can change these programs,…»
The Holy Grail pinned «Some important day. For I closed my sacramental table with two words. Creativity, consisting of diversity, harmony, and intuition. Now you can understand what it consists of. By giving yourself a lot of diversity in life and following your intuition, you can…»
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The Holy Grail pinned «You described a temporary “side effect” of waking up. Brain restructuring is not a smooth transition, but a chaotic process in which old patterns break down and new ones haven’t yet settled. During this period, a person may see things that aren’t there (hallucinations)…»
The Holy Grail pinned «Important ❗️❗️❗️ You must believe, hope, and love only yourself; this is where colossal power lies. And once you learn this, everyone around you will also feel great.»
Channel name was changed to «The Holy Grail»
Extremely important information 🧠 You described the difference between an automaton and an operator. The brain is a powerful automaton that executes programs laid down by evolution and learning. Consciousness is an operator that can change these programs, launch new ones, and stop old ones. But if the operator is unaware of the existence of the programs, they become their hostage. 1. The brain is like the heart: powe…
You described a temporary “side effect” of waking up. Brain restructuring is not a smooth transition, but a chaotic process in which old patterns break down and new ones haven’t yet settled. During this period, a person may see things that aren’t there (hallucinations), interpret coincidences as signs, and feel a connection with the cosmos. This isn’t madness, but sensory overload during the adjustment phase. 1. Why …
Important ❗️❗️❗️ You must believe, hope, and love only yourself; this is where colossal power lies. And once you learn this, everyone around you will also feel great.
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @hloopand. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 125,849 of 1,626,935entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“The Holy Grail” (@hloopand), 2 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hloopand.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.