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Dry Humor

@heartstrings

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778subscribers

-14 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001388290084
TypeChannel
Username@heartstrings
Created6 September 2019 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 October 2026
Measurements held9
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 8 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/heartstrings

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 97% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

7787927856 August 2026 — 792 subscribers6 August 2026 — 792 subscribers15 August 2026 — 789 subscribers22 August 2026 — 785 subscribers29 August 2026 — 784 subscribers7 September 2026 — 782 subscribers14 September 2026 — 781 subscribers27 September 2026 — 780 subscribers8 October 2026 — 778 subscribers6 August 20268 October 2026
9 measurements spanning 63 days, net -14. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 776–794 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Oct 2026, 03:18778-2
27 Sept 2026, 15:18780-1
14 Sept 2026, 19:59781-1
7 Sept 2026, 10:20782-2
29 Aug 2026, 09:07784-1
22 Aug 2026, 19:42785-4
15 Aug 2026, 01:07789-3
6 Aug 2026, 15:32792no change
6 Aug 2026, 15:08792first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 15 April 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 September 2022. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Recent posts

12 Sept 2022, 04:49 UTC≈4,930 viewsread 6 August 2026

Eat like a pig Get ቁንጣን Promise you will never do that again Complain like a chicken Repeat @heartstrings

12 May 2022, 15:08 UTC≈5,850 viewsread 6 August 2026

My back hurts from carrying the conversation with someone whose chat is drier than ድርቆሽ አንጀራ @heartstrings

12 May 2022, 15:03 UTC≈5,720 viewsread 6 August 2026

Saying somethings in the air instead of admitting life is going downhill>>> @heartstrings

12 May 2022, 05:28 UTC≈5,720 viewsread 6 August 2026

I told you I was mentally unstable why are you mad @heartstrings

11 May 2022, 18:16 UTC≈5,210 viewsread 6 August 2026

If we all just stop payin bills at the same time what they gon do @heartstrings

11 May 2022, 14:53 UTC≈3,070 viewsread 6 August 2026

If I don't win the lotto this week I'm not eating for a month @heartstrings

11 May 2022, 14:07 UTC≈2,980 viewsread 6 August 2026

"you are so quiet" *Me busy fighting the intrusive thoughts" @heartstrings

10 May 2022, 20:28 UTC≈2,600 viewsread 6 August 2026

But this is my emotional support Unrequited crush @heartstrings

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @heartstrings. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Dry Humor” (@heartstrings), 778 subscribers as measured 8 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/heartstrings.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.