Eat like a pig Get ቁንጣን Promise you will never do that again Complain like a chicken Repeat @heartstrings

Channel
Dry Humor
@heartstrings
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
778subscribers
-14 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001388290084 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @heartstrings |
| Created | 6 September 2019 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 8 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/heartstrings |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 97% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Oct 2026, 03:18 | 778 | -2 |
| 27 Sept 2026, 15:18 | 780 | -1 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 19:59 | 781 | -1 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 10:20 | 782 | -2 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 09:07 | 784 | -1 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 19:42 | 785 | -4 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 01:07 | 789 | -3 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 15:32 | 792 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 15:08 | 792 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 15 April 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 September 2022. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
How do I say "??" In real life @heartstrings
My back hurts from carrying the conversation with someone whose chat is drier than ድርቆሽ አንጀራ @heartstrings
Saying somethings in the air instead of admitting life is going downhill>>> @heartstrings
I told you I was mentally unstable why are you mad @heartstrings
If we all just stop payin bills at the same time what they gon do @heartstrings
The new bot is up and running @Dryyhumorrbot
Video, posted without a caption
If I don't win the lotto this week I'm not eating for a month @heartstrings
"you are so quiet" *Me busy fighting the intrusive thoughts" @heartstrings
Video, posted without a caption
But this is my emotional support Unrequited crush @heartstrings
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @heartstrings. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Dry Humor” (@heartstrings), 778 subscribers as measured 8 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/heartstrings.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.