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Дизайн Человека через юмор

@hd_simple

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2,105subscribers

+2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001381256034
TypeChannel
Username@hd_simple
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/hd_simple

Growth

2,1032,1052,1047 August 2026 — 2,103 subscribers7 August 2026 — 2,103 subscribers10 August 2026 — 2,104 subscribers14 August 2026 — 2,105 subscribers7 August 202614 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 7 days, net +2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,103–2,105 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Aug 2026, 00:152,105+1
10 Aug 2026, 15:222,104+1
7 Aug 2026, 08:002,103no change
7 Aug 2026, 07:492,103first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 26 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
16.7%
avg views ÷ 2,105 subscribers
Avg views / post
351
11 posts measured
Reaction rate
11.9%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
11
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026
Posts held20 (26 June 20266 August 2026)
Views total3,856
Reactions total460
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Aug 2026, 16:58 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 13s
Average length
18s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

813 reactions across 20 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 32.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
26132.1%
🔥14017.2%
😁12415.3%
👍10212.5%
👏425.17%
💯425.17%
🤣293.57%
🏆192.34%
❤‍🔥121.48%
👀80.984%
🐳70.861%
60.738%
🥰60.738%
🕊50.615%
🤔40.492%
🙏20.246%
🤝20.246%
10.123%
😢10.123%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 813reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 26 June 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 03:52 UTC251 views52 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Ответ найден! 😁

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5 Aug 2026, 06:20 UTC260 views66 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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У тебя нет недостатков. Ни одного! Вот смотри: растёт маленькая ёлочка в лесу зимой. И у неё нет недостатков. Достоинств тоже нет, она просто растёт, живёт своей жизнью. Но вот мужик решил выбрать ёлку на новый год. Смотрит на маленькую ёлочку: тут она чуть косая, тут не очень, и вообще маловата. И рубит другую. Недостатки и достоинства появляются, если ты становишься товаром для других. У самого по себе тебя не

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4 Aug 2026, 15:38 UTC255 views26 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Чисто перед затмением мемасик 😁 Если желания разыграются 😏 #юмор@hd_simple

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4 Aug 2026, 09:25 UTC264 views25 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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И вот такая карта ложного Я будет во время затмения. То есть 🔛 41 фантазии + 30 желания ВКЛ 🔛 17 ворота - мнительность ВКЛ 🔛 15 ворота - крайности ВКЛ 🔛 21 ворота - гиперконтроль ВКЛ 🔛 49 ворота - революция отвержения ВКЛ

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4 Aug 2026, 08:50 UTC255 views39 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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12 августа Так, господа, дамы и товарищи! 😄 Как тока быстрая Луна догоняет Солнце рядом с Лунными Узлами, начинается период затмений. Луна у нас отвечает за эмоциональную сферу, а Солнце - за осознанность и наше любимое раздутое Эго "я пуп земли и царь ффселенной!" Ну и во время затмения иногда подавленные желания усиливаются "да я ща смогу, всё порешаю!" и неосознанные "долгожданные" решения принимаются нараз. А

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2 Aug 2026, 04:56 UTC331 views55 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Вроде банально? Но для обладателей 25, 46, 15 и 10 ворот (особенно в кресте!) это не просто слова, а ключик к их жизни. Достижения, продуктивность, успех, везение, счастье для них не достижимы без состояния любви. Причем именно такой "я любовь". Вот 10 ворота. Если ты делаешь что то и теряешь ощущение "я любовь", сразу включается режим "я чмо" и начинается попытка зарабатывать любовь (самоодержимость). #цитаты@hd_

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28 Jul 2026, 10:28 UTC468 views27 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Чем отличается ожидание от того, что мы называем стратегией ожидания (или Увэй, искусство недеяния)? Не очень хороший перевод на русский, тафталогия, понимаю. Ожидание всегда базируется на шаблоне, это ожидание конкретного результата. В стратегии ожидания у нас нет конкретной цели. Мы наблюдаем внутреннюю реакцию на то, что происходит. На это есть отклик, энергия пошла и мы почувствовали своё направление. На это

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28 Jul 2026, 04:15 UTC479 views49 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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«Свобода начинается с момента, когда ты разрешишь себе быть «неправильным» в чужих историях.» Честность перед собой редко совпадает с чужими ожиданиями. Стоит выбрать собственный путь, сказать то, что долго молчало внутри — и чья-то история о тебе неизбежно изменится. Порой свобода начинается не с чужого одобрения, а с готовности спокойно выдержать чужое непонимание. Ведь человек становится по-настоящему свободным

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27 Jul 2026, 03:42 UTC409 views58 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Как воспитывается Ложное Я. А тот червяк, что задал такой вопрос - осознанный. Наверняка изучает Дизайн Червяков 😁 #юмор@hd_simple

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26 Jul 2026, 05:50 UTC401 views35 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Ну раз у многих есть 46 ворота в бодиграфе, давайте позабавимся развитием 46 гексаграммы в Книге Перемен. Линия за линией. И чтобы нам не куковать в скучной теории, давай разберём все 6 линий этой гексаграммы на примере одного лютого кренделя. Знакомьтесь: Никола Офигеньевич Выпендрёжкин. https://serjlav.ru/human_design/46-vorota-po-liniyam-knigi-peremen-dizajn-cheloveka

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24 Jul 2026, 03:55 UTC483 views28 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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📍 Линия 46.4: Воздействие 🔺 Способность, будучи однажды распознанным, быстро двигаться от безвестности к влиятельному положению. Удача, которая приходит с решимостью, и в правильном месте в правильное время, в конце концов, ведет к признанию. 🔻 Плутон. Достижение успеха порождает реакцию откусить руку кормящую. Решительность, достигнув успеха, игнорировать тех, кто помог его достичь. Интересная линия 46 ворот! Плут

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8 Jul 2026, 16:08 UTC707 views37 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Фигура Девы Марии в Бразилии до реставрации и после. Очевидно, новая версия отражает характер нашего времени намного лучше! Я прям чувствую это настроение в каждой новости 😁 #юмор@hd_simple

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @hd_simple. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 987,232 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Дизайн Человека через юмор” (@hd_simple), 2,105 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hd_simple.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.