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ШЛЯПА

@hatnewz

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Cite this entry

4,943subscribers

-1,658 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003375750849
TypeChannel
Username@hatnewz
CreatedBetween 1 November 2025 and 31 March 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live3 November 2026
Measurements held24
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 3 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/hatnewz

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 98% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

4,9436,6015,7727 August 2026 — 6,601 subscribers7 August 2026 — 6,601 subscribers8 August 2026 — 6,572 subscribers10 August 2026 — 6,513 subscribers14 August 2026 — 6,550 subscribers17 August 2026 — 6,016 subscribers21 August 2026 — 5,958 subscribers24 August 2026 — 5,749 subscribers27 August 2026 — 5,714 subscribers31 August 2026 — 5,686 subscribers3 September 2026 — 5,489 subscribers9 September 2026 — 5,384 subscribers12 September 2026 — 5,358 subscribers16 September 2026 — 5,322 subscribers2 October 2026 — 5,222 subscribers9 October 2026 — 5,150 subscribers14 October 2026 — 5,139 subscribers17 October 2026 — 5,130 subscribers20 October 2026 — 5,112 subscribers23 October 2026 — 5,212 subscribers26 October 2026 — 5,147 subscribers29 October 2026 — 5,092 subscribers1 November 2026 — 4,993 subscribers3 November 2026 — 4,943 subscribers7 August 20263 November 2026
24 measurements spanning 88 days, net -1,658. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 4,694–6,850 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 24
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
3 Nov 2026, 23:314,943-50
1 Nov 2026, 09:374,993-99
29 Oct 2026, 12:265,092-55
26 Oct 2026, 16:185,147-65
23 Oct 2026, 13:055,212+100
20 Oct 2026, 09:285,112-18
17 Oct 2026, 06:355,130-9
14 Oct 2026, 01:585,139-11
9 Oct 2026, 00:575,150-72
2 Oct 2026, 04:165,222-100
16 Sept 2026, 13:185,322-36
12 Sept 2026, 19:375,358-26
9 Sept 2026, 02:585,384-105
3 Sept 2026, 11:555,489-197
31 Aug 2026, 00:455,686-28
27 Aug 2026, 19:475,714-35
24 Aug 2026, 20:255,749-209
21 Aug 2026, 02:035,958-58
17 Aug 2026, 16:456,016-534
14 Aug 2026, 10:166,550first reading

Engagement

73 posts held, back to 7 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 7 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 73 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
28m 13s
Average length
33s

Measured directly from 51 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

111 reactions across 58 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣2926.1%
👍2421.6%
❤1816.2%
👎1614.4%
custom 545414674405081709665.41%
💩65.41%
😭65.41%
custom 527639118167936678432.70%
🤬21.80%
🤡10.901%

Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 58 of the 73 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 111 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 73 most recent posts we hold, published 7 August 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 73 we hold a reading for · 1%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @hatnewz. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 73 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 7 August 2026 to 11 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

11 Aug 2026, 20:03 UTC49 views5 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Мужики хотят, чтобы им НАСРАЛИ В РОТ — заявила психолог Степанова 💩 Мужики, хотите? ❤️ / 💩 Шляпа — подписаться

🤣4💩1

11 Aug 2026, 19:34 UTC52 views3 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Егор Крид теперь ПИЛОТ — девушка засняла пилота с очень соблазнительным голосом 🔞 В комментах сразу предположили, что за штурвалом находится сам рэпер 😁 😂 — в кабине пилота самый грязный заяц бакс бани 😂 — приятного полета, малая Шляпа — подписаться

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11 Aug 2026, 19:01 UTC54 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

«Мама, мамочка» — в Перми женщина разбилась, упав с 12-го этажа на глазах у своего ребёнка: мальчик смотрел на неё из окна и отчаянно звал 😭 Было ли это намеренным прыжком или случайностью из-за алкоголя, неизвестно. Позже к телу подошёл муж погибшей — увидев супругу, он рухнул от горя. С ребенком сейчас работают психологи 💩 — бедный ребенок, увидеть такое своими глазами — это кошмар 💩 — соболезнуем ему и мужу Шля…

😭2

11 Aug 2026, 18:33 UTC68 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Парень впервые показал своей маме «Сумерки», но вставил в фильм внезапную ИИ-пасхалку* 😂 — а где тут ИИ? 😂 — вроде бы всё как в оригинале * — движение ЛГБТ запрещено в России Шляпа — подписаться

🤣2

11 Aug 2026, 18:02 UTC57 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Мужик разозлился и разбил стекло в туалете из-за того, что не понял, как выдавить мыло из дозатора — инцидент произошел в Праге 😁 ❤️ — 0% осуждения, 100% понимания ❤️ — ибо нехрен эти технологии пихать в туалет Шляпа — подписаться

🤣2

11 Aug 2026, 17:32 UTC45 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Мужики, в чем ваши проблемы? Подошёл, уверенно взял за руку и... 😂 — он будет вспоминать этот день до конца жизни 😂 — и никогда не будет прежним Шляпа — подписаться

🤣2

11 Aug 2026, 17:02 UTC46 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

😁 — дедка за репку, бабка за дедку, внучка за бабку, жучка за внучку, мышка за жучку 😁 — коржик, карамелька и компот, и их приемный брат артур Шляпа — подписаться

🤣2

11 Aug 2026, 16:31 UTC50 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Украинцы вышли на МАЙДАН — требуют прекратить избиения и унижения, но есть один нюанс... 😁 Акции прошли не в Украине, а сразу в 22 городах Польши. Участники вышли с плакатами вроде «Моя Польша не бьёт и не обижает» и призвали прекратить агрессию и унижения украинцев со стороны поляков В последнее время в сети всё чаще появляются видео и сообщения о конфликтах между украинцами и поляками 😁 — учитывая как они себя т…

🤣2

11 Aug 2026, 16:02 UTC50 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

На рейсе из Малайзии в Индию пассажир пытался открыть аварийный выход самолёта на высоте 9000 метров, потому что ему... «просто захотелось» 😐 Пассажиры не стали ждать разгерметизации, быстро скрутили «экспериментатора» и намертво связали его пластиковыми стяжками до конца полёта В аэропорту приземления его уже ждала полиция. Теперь мужчине грозит серьёзный срок — его задержали по подозрению в покушении на убийство …

👎2

11 Aug 2026, 15:30 UTC45 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

🛴🛴🛴 Финальный босс кикшеринга: В Москве засняли «многоэтажный» экипаж на одном самокате Трое человек решили не тратиться на аренду трёх средств передвижения и выехали на проезжую часть... взгромоздившись друг на друга в три этажа 😁 — премия Дарвина уже в пути 😁 — водителям машин вокруг — отдельное сочувствие Шляпа — подписаться

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11 Aug 2026, 15:03 UTC49 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

🥃 Фанат Hofmannita хлебнул воды из ее ботинка: она сняла его с ноги, и фэн залил туда жидкость, а затем выпил ее и облил себя остатками 😁 — пацан явно доволен 💩 — мерзость Шляпа — подписаться

👎2

11 Aug 2026, 14:33 UTC50 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Эйчары начали просить время рождения в резюме — чтобы составлять натальные карты кандидатов и оценить человека ещё до собеседования 😭 💩 — совсем еб@ дали там, это что за кринж 💩 — дайте угадаю, в компании работают одни женщины?? Шляпа — подписаться

👎2

Showing the 12 most recent of 73 posts we hold for @hatnewz. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 3 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“ШЛЯПА” (@hatnewz), 4,943 subscribers as measured 3 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hatnewz.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.