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Альдегиды Хомякофф

@hamster_n_hogweed

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185subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002980758519
TypeChannel
Username@hamster_n_hogweed
DescriptionХомяк-засранец, прекрасная толстобрюшка и седое жужжало одновременно. Винный бражник - мое тотемное насекомое. Магистр ордена животворящего борщевика.
CreatedBetween 1 August 2025 and 31 October 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/hamster_n_hogweed

Growth

1857 Aug 2026, 15:10 — 185 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 12:30 — 185 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 15:108 Aug 2026, 12:30
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 184–186 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 12:30185no change
7 Aug 2026, 15:10185first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 4 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
66.9%
avg views ÷ 185 subscribers
Avg views / post
124
19 posts measured
Reaction rate
17.0%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
19
of 19 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 18 of 19 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held19 (4 August 20267 August 2026)
Views total2,350
Reactions total384
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 12:30 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
539
Videos
264
Links
56

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
5m 09s
Average length
1m 02s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

384 reactions across 18 posts, in 17 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 19.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
💯7619.8%
6216.1%
🔥5414.1%
🤬379.64%
👍348.85%
😁338.59%
😍164.17%
🤯164.17%
🙈112.86%
💔92.34%
😱92.34%
😢82.08%
🤣71.82%
🥰41.04%
😡30.781%
😭30.781%
❤‍🔥20.521%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 384reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 05:23 UTC591 views33 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Я не слежу за соревнованиями в пауэрлифтинге, но тут на чемпионате мира произошел скандал. Бельгийская спортсменка Сонита Мулух шла на рекорд, но во время выполнения упражнения её штанга коснулась ноги одного из страхующих. И результат был отменен. Сначала все рассматривали это как человеческую ошибку и сама Сонита защищала волонтера. Однако спустя некоторое время волонтер написал в своих соцсетях, что сделал это на

🤬24💯6😡3

7 Aug 2026, 03:10 UTC90 viewsread 8 August 2026

А еще вспомнила старое… Да на следующей Олимпиаде будет полное равенство: двоеборье вообще исключили. Но приятно жарким летом читать про зимнюю олимпиаду!

7 Aug 2026, 03:04 UTC89 views21 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Делай зарядку с бобслеисткой Лизой Буквиц. О Лизе я уже писала раньше. Чтобы собрать необходимые для занятий бобслеем деньги, она работает с онлифанс.

😱9😢8😭3🤬1

6 Aug 2026, 14:34 UTC99 views12 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Общим решением решили устроить краш-фестиваль! Кидаем филяйцев, не стесняемся! Вот вам Ангер в веночке… #ебучая_гетеросексуальность

🔥12

6 Aug 2026, 10:38 UTC101 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Вообще, в сериале Сита и Рама (2015) было очень забавно наблюдать попытки натянуть на патриархальный глобус истории сову гуманности и равноправия. Но причины, конечно, понятны. Что именно говорит устами царя Джанаки, что он рад тому, что у него одни дочери и дочери приносят благословение родителям. А вот еще женское образование важно, поэтому он отдает дочерей учиться. Но вот гуриня Ситы Гарги ей прямо говорит, что

💔9

6 Aug 2026, 10:18 UTC95 views21 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Вообще, в завязке Рамаяны прекрасно уже всё. Особенно то, что царицу Кайкейи считали злодейкой, виноватой в случившемся. Хотя она лишь требовала то, что ей обещали. А дело было так! Однажды царь Дашарадха огреб пиздюлей на поле боя. И было бы его дело совсем труба, но тут появилась царевна Кайкейи, сама на колеснице с оружием, и пиздюлей Дашарадха избежал. Заодно в порыве глубокого восхищения сделал ей предложение,

🤯16😁5

6 Aug 2026, 09:50 UTC99 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Заносите! Люблю индийскую мифологию.

🔥6

6 Aug 2026, 09:50 UTC54 views18 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Афиночка и остальные, общий сбор!!! Трейлер индийского эпика "Рамаяна"!!! На крылатом слоне я завизжала!!! Графика и костюмы с декорациями выглядят офигенно, это мы смотрим #смотрю

🔥10🥰4😍4

6 Aug 2026, 09:02 UTC98 views19 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

А вот Эдвин Ангер не тарелочник, а корзиночник! #ебучая_гетеросексуальность

😍12👍5❤‍🔥2

6 Aug 2026, 08:54 UTC104 views33 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Все же мужчины, которые любят «сходить в попаламный крестовый поход на капучину» (спасибо Анне Гениевне за это) не туда обращают свой вопль. Они зачем-то носят это в женские чаты: ах вы, клятые тарелочницы, вам лишь бы мужчины объесть! А надо это в мужском кругу по идее перемалывать, просить солидарности у мужчин: мол, джентльмены, зачем вы за женщин платите? Вот вы платите, получаете над нами преимущества, а так нел

💯33

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @hamster_n_hogweed. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 313,432 of 1,481,346entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Альдегиды Хомякофф” (@hamster_n_hogweed), 185 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hamster_n_hogweed.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.