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@gzpbreport

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2,698subscribers

+11 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002095691364
TypeChannel
Username@gzpbreport
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/gzpbreport

Growth

2,6742,6982,6867 August 2026 — 2,687 subscribers8 August 2026 — 2,689 subscribers11 August 2026 — 2,674 subscribers15 August 2026 — 2,698 subscribers7 August 202615 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 7 days, net +11. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,670–2,702 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Aug 2026, 00:452,698+24
11 Aug 2026, 07:062,674-15
8 Aug 2026, 13:302,689+2
7 Aug 2026, 14:462,687first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 8 April 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
2.55%
avg views ÷ 2,698 subscribers
Avg views / post
68.7
3 posts measured
Reaction rate
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
3
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026
Posts held20 (8 April 20256 August 2026)
Views total206
Reactions total
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Aug 2026, 14:46 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

28 reactions across 11 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 71.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
2071.4%
👍621.4%
🔥13.57%
🥰13.57%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 28reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 8 April 2025 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 03:07 UTC31 viewsread 7 August 2026

出击报告: {https://t.me/gzpbreport } 验证留名:Meghan Ane 出击日期:2026.8.5 老师昵称:#卡戴珊泡泡 地市坐标:#广州 上课花费:抽奖白嫖卷+补差价 pp 出击体验:第一次深圳原价cj过泡泡看到有泡泡的白嫖, 果断!出手!没想到真的运气爆棚 白嫖极品尤物是什么感觉?听我细细道来,面对万人口碑花魁级别尤物,一发当然不过瘾,果断升级pp套餐,深圳火速前往泡泡老师穿着10号球衣为我接风,胸前那两颗球球晃得我失神,让人忍不住过去抓住,又大又柔软的触感袭来,直接当场把玩了起来,然后忍不住撅起她的大屁股开始进入正题(知道各位水群大哥对我中奖很不满意,但是没关系,这一刻,我将用我的鸡鸡回应各位的不满),泡泡老师好像也来感觉了,小手一牵到床上边吻边干,我的每一次撞击,她的每一次呻吟,都像是在向世界公示:此时此刻,我们独属于彼此。中场休息,泡泡老师是个非常爱美爱自己的女孩,开始补起了妆,让我先到一

4 Aug 2026, 11:44 UTC88 viewsread 7 August 2026

出击报告: {https://t.me/gzpbreport } 验证留名:炮手 出击日期:8.2 老师昵称:#佳佳 地市坐标:广州 上课花费:p 出击体验:熟悉的路程 熟悉的拥抱 熟悉的她 熟悉的服务 熟悉的123被秒 熟悉的唠嗑吃瓜 已经想不出语言去描写中间的流程,只能说我深深陷入了 优点缺点:没有缺点 无限翻 打分: 10/10 联系方式: @jiajia26999 (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等) 广深快乐交流群

2 Aug 2026, 14:07 UTC87 viewsread 7 August 2026

出击报告: {https://t.me/gzpbreport } 验证留名:神秘人 出击日期:7.31 老师昵称:#卡戴珊泡泡 地市坐标:深圳 上课花费:10000 出击体验:现在呢,是在回深圳的路上,坐在候车室里。打开备忘录后,思索了许久许久,在脑海里搜寻着那些华丽的词藻,想用它们来表达自己的心情,表达这趟与泡泡广州之行的感受。可是键盘上的字打了又删,删了又写,每一句都反复斟酌,却还是不知道从何写起,从何说起。关于这趟广州之行,我还一字未落,却已经在心里回味了许久。 还是和之前一样,我不会写🔞的文章。或许是文笔不好,又或许是不想写得那么俗,更不想把这段回忆最后变成一场简单的交易。因为泡泡呢,摸着良心说真的是一个很好很好、也非常努力的女孩子。对我来说,我更喜欢写一些和她相处的点点滴滴,就当作一篇日记来写吧! 时间真的过得很快,距离上次见泡泡已经快一个月了。直到现在,我还是觉得很幸运能够认识泡泡。不管是站在客人的角度,还是朋友的

11 Jul 2026, 05:40 UTC254 viewsread 7 August 2026

【老师艺名】小樱桃 【联系方式】@yingtao6883 【所在位置】天河 【验证留名】老和尚 【验证时间】2026-07-11 【修车费用】PP 【颜值身材】10 【服务内容】洗吹做 【服务态度】9 【优点缺点】优点:广州真不愧是嫩妹大本营,这质量这底子,无敌了 缺点:嫩妹 I人 【推荐程度】10分 【体验细节】好久没有在广州出击了。最近工作太忙,懒得去深圳蹭老王的补贴,再加上兄弟们鼎力推荐,说颜值很顶,看到有鸽子果断约了,见面第一眼就被颜值征服了,已经好久没见过那么清醒脱俗的学妹了,半夜出击的疲惫感顿时一扫而空;感觉妹妹比较I,加上我也是I人,简单哈拉两句,直奔主题洗澡,脱下衣服,皮肤洁白,双腿笔直,腰肢盈盈一握,胸不算大但足够挺拔。仍不住开始上下其手,妹妹有些敏感,摸到痒处会下意识抗拒一下,一下子更带感了,梦回带女朋友去开房的时间。洗完澡开始服务商,稍微青涩但不算敷衍,口的极其认真。(123床上过程省略)。完事躺下休息,

26 Apr 2026, 08:44 UTC621 viewsread 7 August 2026
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3 Aug 2025, 10:26 UTC≈2,970 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026

出击报告: {https://t.me/gzpbreport } 验证留名:jxnd 出击日期:2025.8.1 老师昵称:#小鹿Bella 地市坐标:#深圳 #南山 上课花费:3200/pp 出击体验: 老师质量: 全身真实无整,情绪价值,商业价值,个人价值,即时上岸,冲,冲,冲,重要的事说三遍。(打螺丝的兄弟没必要) 优点缺点:优点:气质 缺点:看个人 打分:10 联系方式: @Bellaa7899, 被限制可联系 @Bailingxiaolu8Bot 频道: https://t.me/xiaolu9992 (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等) 广深快乐交流群

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15 Jun 2025, 03:59 UTC≈2,720 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026

出击报告: {https://t.me/gzpbreport } 验证留名:三好市民 出击日期:5.20 老师昵称:洛洛 地市坐标:广州 上课花费:3000p 出击体验:很久没见洛洛,甚是想念,于是约好时间联络下感情😎洛洛的脸还是这么百看不厌,老师里少有的清纯feel,更难得的是还有一对大凶器,挺拔真🐻越摸越有感觉。洛洛很温柔口活也很可以,怕太快交货直接进入正题,看着洛洛的脸摸着大胸进出很有感觉,很尽兴。总得来说,去了洛洛之后眼界变得挑剔了,一般老师都不想去了,只想再努力赚钱给洛哈哈哈。 优点缺点:天然大真🐻加顶级清纯脸 打分: 10 联系方式:@zhxaaaaw (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等) 广深快乐交流群

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12 Jun 2025, 06:15 UTC≈5,010 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

出击报告: {https://t.me/gzpbreport } 验证留名:Dan 出击日期:6.10 老师昵称:#小宝 地市坐标:北京路 上课花费:300(半价券) 出击体验: 嫩妹,高中生的样子,参考频道素颜视频,频道照片化的妆太浓太成熟了。 课室房间灯光较暗,不过还是可以看到LS稚嫩的脸蛋和苗条的身材,交了水费之后共浴,胸B很挺,粉粉的,正常肤色,苗条但PP有肉。 LS基本不怎么说话,刚开始有点拘谨,但是上床之后,态度很认真,反馈很足。女上幅度较小,可能需要引导,换了好几个姿势,都很配合,从床上到沙发、再到桌子上,还可以抱起来,叫声很大,情绪价值最大化了,最后在后入中结束课程,过程很满足。喜欢嫩妹可以冲! 优点缺点: 优点:嫩、身材好,Do过程反馈足,耐桩; 缺点: 课室环境一般,隔音较差,床声音大,LS话少。 打分: 9 联系方式: @cuoqqaino (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等) 广深

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31 May 2025, 16:44 UTC≈2,180 views0 reactionsread 7 August 2026

验证留名:III 出击日期:5.30 老师昵称:欣欣 地市坐标:珠光新城御景二期 上课花费:1600pp 出击体验: 遇到离谱情况 老师非本人 看到欣欣频道后觉得是自己喜欢的款 于是约好cj 到了之后首先发现身高长相不匹配 大概一165左右 脸偏圆 当时有些奇怪 但是以为是人照不对版 就交水费进行流程 ls简单服务后说先做一次 我当时认为是先做 在进行后续流程 第一次结束后 因在fw过程中发现很多项目与课表出入很大 很多都没有 于是我想“来都来了”遂进行第二次 但是过程中实在觉得很奇怪差距太大 失去兴致 所以中止了第二次流程 我谨慎询问老师 是否本人 当事人承认明显不是本人 后我又询问时候可以退一节课费?遭拒绝 确实失去了继续的欲望 于是冲洗后离开 回去后想与老师交涉要个说法 老师已读不回 在联系了一些群管理员后 管理询问诉求是什么 我回复是想交涉一下 至少已读不回是不能接受的 如果能退课费更好 后老师终于进行了回复 声称:“

23 May 2025, 12:43 UTC≈2,130 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026

出击报告: {https://t.me/gzpbreport } 验证留名:胡子很黒 出击日期:2025.5.1 3点-5.2 3点,9999/包天 老师昵称:#小鹿Bella 地市坐标:#深圳 #南山 2025.5.1 Touch Your Heart 好久不回国,TG无意中发现了深圳的很多宝藏频道,刷到了Bella,始于Bella的新家,心动于Bella的蓝色裙,发现Bella好评锐评都有,大哥也不少决定一探究竟。作为一个老年人,已经跟不上现在的网络用语,所以英文来一片报告。🤫 TLDR: You don’t find a 老师 here—you find a girlfriend who makes every moment unforgettable. Full Review: I spent an unforgettable day with Bella. She’s not your typical

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1 May 2025, 11:04 UTC≈1,930 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026

出击报告: { https://t.me/gzpbreport } 学生验证留名:星辰大海 验证时间:5.1 老师昵称:莉莉 老师联系方式: @llilibaobei 地市坐标:番禺区 上课花费:800p 出击体验:进门就看到莉莉老师一双水灵的大眼睛,就这双眼睛就能确定是她本人了。身材比我想象中的要更完美一点,超级嗲。付过水费,老师温柔的帮忙搓澡,到了床上开始老师的服务,吸蛋,吹箫。低头看着她认真吮吸,服务差不多,顺手一摸老师下面已经水汪汪了,老师带套翻身骑了上来,慢慢往下一坐,感觉棒棒像进了水帘洞一样,温热湿滑,老师骑乘位非常厉害,很有感觉,我的手抓老师的两个大奶细细把玩,感觉骑够了,立马翻身压住老师,长驱直入,小穴还是那么润,老师在正面的体位感觉很快,没桩几下表情就开始不要不要的了,继续用力冲刺,被老师紧紧抱住动弹不得,趁机猛攻,老师下面像多了张小嘴一样紧紧吸住,骚叫不止,后续尝试了后入,趴着入,最后还是让老师躺着正面冲刺

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24 Apr 2025, 15:01 UTC≈2,050 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

出击报告: { https://t.me/gzpbreport } 学生验证留名:白肉山 验证时间:4.24 老师昵称:莉莉 老师联系方式: @llilibaobei 地市坐标:番禺区 上课花费:750p 出击体验:开门进来后跟频道的照片一样 ,身材好高,🐻好大,莉莉老师的课室环境很好,干净整洁,老师身材真的很好很有女友感,忍不住上手摸了老师的大胸,手感真的很好又挺又漂亮,洗完澡后老师穿上我喜欢的蕾丝透明吊带,好性感,没穿内衣露出两个大白兔,好诱惑,手感也很好,忍不住跟老师抱了一会摸着老师的胸好有感觉,皮肤也很滑,看着老师羞涩的表情好可爱,挺有意思的,抱了一会就开始服务,🐍吻好爽,胸推棒棒地,口活好,整个过程老师没停过,服务真的很好,过程也很有耐心,去解答我问的每个问题,沟通交流的特别愉快,让我很放松,口弟弟很有感觉,有感觉就戴套进入,小穴好紧,最后让老师一边🐍,一边干,这个感觉真的很爽,很久没有体验了,大力出奇迹,顺利出货!

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @gzpbreport. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,054,844 of 1,480,975entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“happy广州出击报告” (@gzpbreport), 2,698 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/gzpbreport.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.