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Gumidok_лайф 🏡 Мы, дом и растения.

@gumidok_life

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Advertising · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

15,177subscribers

-178 since we began measuring on 20 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001570802483
TypeChannel
Username@gumidok_life
CreatedBetween 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded20 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held19
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/gumidok_life

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 35% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

15,17715,35515,26620 August 2026 — 15,355 subscribers20 August 2026 — 15,350 subscribers22 August 2026 — 15,326 subscribers23 August 2026 — 15,293 subscribers25 August 2026 — 15,263 subscribers26 August 2026 — 15,242 subscribers27 August 2026 — 15,237 subscribers28 August 2026 — 15,238 subscribers29 August 2026 — 15,237 subscribers30 August 2026 — 15,235 subscribers31 August 2026 — 15,233 subscribers2 September 2026 — 15,229 subscribers4 September 2026 — 15,226 subscribers6 September 2026 — 15,218 subscribers9 September 2026 — 15,206 subscribers12 September 2026 — 15,198 subscribers13 September 2026 — 15,192 subscribers15 September 2026 — 15,182 subscribers17 September 2026 — 15,177 subscribers20 August 202617 September 2026
19 measurements spanning 28 days, net -178. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 15,150–15,382 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 14:2015,177-5
15 Sept 2026, 12:2115,182-10
13 Sept 2026, 20:5915,192-6
12 Sept 2026, 05:1915,198-8
9 Sept 2026, 20:1715,206-12
6 Sept 2026, 10:5515,218-8
4 Sept 2026, 06:0015,226-3
2 Sept 2026, 19:0615,229-4
31 Aug 2026, 16:1815,233-2
30 Aug 2026, 15:0515,235-2
29 Aug 2026, 12:1815,237-1
28 Aug 2026, 10:4515,238+1
27 Aug 2026, 08:3315,237-5
26 Aug 2026, 06:1415,242-21
25 Aug 2026, 02:4515,263-30
23 Aug 2026, 16:1715,293-33
22 Aug 2026, 00:3515,326-24
20 Aug 2026, 15:2215,350-5
20 Aug 2026, 06:1515,355first reading

Engagement

36 posts held, back to 11 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 26 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
2.65%
avg views ÷ 15,177 subscribers
Avg views / post
401
22 posts measured
Reaction rate
9.14%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
22
of 36 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 September 2026
Posts held36 (11 August 20263 September 2026)
Views total8,832
Reactions total807
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken3 Sept 2026, 10:55 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
32m 04s
Average length
1m 27s

Measured directly from 22 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

1,261 reactions across 36 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 42.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
53542.4%
🔥30223.9%
👍17313.7%
😱745.87%
😁735.79%
🤣524.12%
🙏383.01%
👏131.03%
🤩10.079%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 36 of the 36 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,261 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 36 most recent posts we hold, published 11 August 2026 to 3 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
5.56%
2 of 36 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
2
posts carrying an erid · 2 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
419
over 2 measured posts
Median views · rest
424
over 34 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2Vtzqvzw1yM114 August 202614 August 2026
2WeuYdnkd6118 August 202618 August 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 36 most recent posts we hold, published 11 August 2026 to 3 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

3 Sept 2026, 08:45 UTC83 views16 reactionsread 3 September 2026

А Ника такая: - А меня никто не путает! 🤣

🤣16

3 Sept 2026, 08:03 UTC107 views22 reactionsread 3 September 2026

Смотрю на Натана и говорю: - Даник, скажи Марселю чтобы заканчивал делать уроки, идёмте кушать. Натан возмущённо восклицает: - Мам, когда ты уже наконец запомнишь как нас зовут? 🤣🤣🤣 #говорятдети

😁18🤣4

30 Aug 2026, 18:20 UTC424 views32 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Video

Видео от 28 августа. Вот эту качелю купили. Такой цвет я обожаю! Темный графит. Очень подходит к бане.

21🔥11

30 Aug 2026, 17:41 UTC419 views29 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

Макс вчера ездил забрал качели. Я так рада!💃 Это которые мы в Метро видели позавчера. Пришлось нанимать газель. А, еще и стол купил. Тоже на видео показывала. Правда, стоит стол не 5к, а 10. Такая погода, аж париться хочется.

🔥29

30 Aug 2026, 17:38 UTC353 views27 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Video

На дворе осень. 🍂 Мальчики никак не угомонятся, надо энергию выплеснуть.

👍23🔥4

30 Aug 2026, 17:37 UTC356 views31 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Video

Мы всем колхозом ездили в магазин. Купили Данику белую рубашку, Нике взяли обувь.

👍24🔥7

30 Aug 2026, 11:32 UTC350 views41 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Video

Макс привёз новый термопот. Такой классный! С наворотами. Похож на кофемашину.

27👍10🔥4

30 Aug 2026, 10:57 UTC352 views40 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Video

Мои приехали. Ездили стричься. Вчетвером, как я это называю, стриглись оптом. Представляете, как их мастеру повезло, за один раз дневную выручку можно сделать. 😅 Заезжали в узбекское кафе, привезли плов. 😋

🔥382

30 Aug 2026, 08:44 UTC372 views39 reactionsread 3 September 2026

У Марселя повторный конъюнктивит. Капризничает, плохо себя чувствует. Натан переболел, остался сильный кашель и тоже конъюнктивит. Даник с Максом вовсю кашляют. По второму кругу. Позавчера сгорел блендер. Вчера термопот. Вселенная, а можно помедленнее? Я не успеваю.

🙏326😁1

29 Aug 2026, 18:29 UTC418 views58 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

Год назад, в этот день. Я не успеваю за временем...

52🙏6

28 Aug 2026, 15:38 UTC456 views45 reactionsread 3 September 2026

21 августа, за 4 дня до годика мы свернули ГВ (грудное вскармливание). Всех четверых детей я кормила грудью минимум до года. Даника дольше всего, до полутора лет. И после отлучения от груди, появляется чувство свободы, ребенок для меня становится самостоятельной единицей. В то время, как я кормлю, я все равно почему-то воспринимаю малыша как продолжение себя. Наверное, потому что, хоть он уже и не в животике, без м

45

Showing the 12 most recent of 36 posts we hold for @gumidok_life. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@gumidok_life edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
29 August 2026
Most recent edit
29 August 2026

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Irina_andreeva_sad
@irina_andreeva_sad · 37,666
Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 31 August 2026
marinamalinovaya
@marinamalinovaya · 65,386
Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 66 here — alongside 65 others — read 21 August 2026
АГРОКУЛЬТ
@agrocult · 70,601
Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 20 August 2026
moi_sad_yulia
@moi_sad_yulia · 27,636
Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 66 here — alongside 65 others — read 10 September 2026
nurzade
@nurzade_blog · 49,403
Telegram ranks this channel #51 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 25 August 2026
У Светланы ЛОДиСВЕТ 🌺
@LODiSvetSad · 27,191
Telegram ranks this channel #63 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 11 September 2026
ДАЧНИК
@dachniikk · 31,144
Telegram ranks this channel #65 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 6 September 2026

This channel appears in 7 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Gumidok_лайф 🏡 Мы, дом и растения.” (@gumidok_life), 15,177 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/gumidok_life.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.