Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 73% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
29 measurements spanning 34 days, net +4,066. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 20,513–25,799 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 29
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
10 Sept 2026, 09:14
25,189
+518
7 Sept 2026, 04:39
24,671
+124
4 Sept 2026, 11:01
24,547
+831
3 Sept 2026, 01:07
23,716
-166
2 Sept 2026, 00:24
23,882
-175
31 Aug 2026, 20:56
24,057
-214
30 Aug 2026, 21:48
24,271
+346
29 Aug 2026, 22:04
23,925
+144
28 Aug 2026, 19:03
23,781
+139
27 Aug 2026, 21:14
23,642
+109
26 Aug 2026, 21:43
23,533
+69
26 Aug 2026, 00:12
23,464
-84
24 Aug 2026, 22:23
23,548
-51
23 Aug 2026, 05:44
23,599
+28
21 Aug 2026, 20:16
23,571
+248
20 Aug 2026, 17:24
23,323
-61
19 Aug 2026, 19:13
23,384
+373
18 Aug 2026, 21:46
23,011
-90
17 Aug 2026, 22:15
23,101
+69
16 Aug 2026, 21:08
23,032
first reading
Engagement
26 posts held, back to 20 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 56 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
24.9%
avg views ÷ 25,189 subscribers
Avg views / post
6,270
16 posts measured
Reaction rate
4.50%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
16
of 26 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 31 August 2026
Posts held
26 (20 July 2026 – 31 August 2026)
Views total
100,310
Reactions total
4,513
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
3 Sept 2026, 10:48 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Reaction mix
7,327 reactions across 26 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 17.2% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
💘
1,257
17.2%
🤣
1,100
15.0%
🍓
974
13.3%
🐳
712
9.72%
💯
706
9.64%
🔥
679
9.27%
😍
642
8.76%
❤
531
7.25%
✍
328
4.48%
🦄
162
2.21%
💔
105
1.43%
💋
77
1.05%
🍾
33
0.45%
😁
21
0.287%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 26 of the 26 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 7,327 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 26 most recent posts we hold, published 20 July 2026 to 31 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 26 we hold a reading for · 4%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @goodmorningblond. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 26 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 20 July 2026 to 31 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Последние выходные летних каникул, проходили на домашнем, пока мы не вспомнили, что не докупили блузок в школу 😏 рванули в ТЦ и провели все воскресенье в примерочных и кинотеатре.
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Н…
Продолжаем рубрику БДСМ 😶
Про сыворотки с микроиглами для лица я вам все уши прожужжала, а вот плампер для губ с микроиглами в новинку мне был.
тестила этих дружочков пару недель и мне есть, что сказать.
Взяла сразу три версии, а чо мелочиться собсна 👑
⬇️Плампер поддерживает эластичность кожи на губах и выравнивает текстуру. Благодаря микроиглам в составе средство запускает процесс обновления клеток, в комплексе с…
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Good Morning MAX | Good Morning ВК
Какое разное утро 😏
Есть люди, которые просыпаются полные энергии.
у них кипит бурная деятельность: дети, уборки, готовки и всякое такое.
А есть МЫ! Я вот, например, очень долго могу раскачиваться, при этом продуктивность на минималках...приходится себя бодрить.
личный топ продуктивного утра (про кофе молчу, это само собой):
• Пару минут постоять на аппликаторе
• Гимнастика для стоп
• Зарядка или хотя бы прыжочки…
И для всех кто не спит быстрый обзор на ночную маску bezuslovno.
Эта кроха имеет:
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- быстро и целиком впитывается
- оставляет холёный финиш
- комфортно ощущается на коже
Отдушка активная, с кислинкой, но меня не испугать 😃
Наношу маску перед сном, плотным слоем, ибо чо толку жалеть и экономить.
Моей сухой коже ее увлажнение более чем хватает и есть ощущение, что жирной тож хватит.
зимой, в с…
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Good Morning MAX | G…
Когда муж уезжает в командировку, я принципиально не покупаю ничего в дом.
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И всегда оказывается, что продуктов то у нас много! Просто их нахрен никто не хочет есть.
Поэтому сегодня был приготовлен гуакамоле 🥑
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•1 небольшая красная луковица (лучше ялтинская)
•1 сочная большая помидорка
•2…
Я/МЫ
да и как тут экономить то, на школьное уже потратили дохера очень много денях.
как вы? готовы к школьному забегу? 🐹
Good Morning MAX | Good Morning ВК
#картинкивечера сегодня такие 👑
Если я пишу отдельный пост на патчи, значит они 10/10.
Это VT. Внутри растительный ПДРН, 7 пептидов, кофеин, ниацинамид и 8 видов гиалуроновой кислоты.
Рельефная гидрогелевая основа: гелевая пропитка, не сползают, что очень важно.
прилегание, лекало, комфорт - идеальные.
После снятия кожа не просто мягкая и напитанная, а БЕЗУМНО мягкая и напитанная. Никакой липкости, снимаю их и ср…
💘201🍓118😍19
Showing the 12 most recent of 26 posts we hold for @goodmorningblond. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“GOOD MORNING” (@goodmorningblond), 25,189 subscribers as measured 10 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/goodmorningblond.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.