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ɢʟօʊքօֆȶɨ

@glouposti

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

76subscribers

+4 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001768824021
TypeChannel
Username@glouposti
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 October 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 8 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/glouposti

Topic

Local community — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 28 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 64% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

727774.57 August 2026 — 72 subscribers9 August 2026 — 72 subscribers14 August 2026 — 74 subscribers22 August 2026 — 76 subscribers28 September 2026 — 77 subscribers8 October 2026 — 76 subscribers767 August 20268 October 2026
6 measurements spanning 62 days, net +4. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 71–78 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Oct 2026, 11:1576-1
28 Sept 2026, 10:5477+1
22 Aug 2026, 19:2576+2
14 Aug 2026, 23:0574+2
9 Aug 2026, 22:4772no change
7 Aug 2026, 19:2672first reading

Engagement

12 posts held, back to 14 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
17s
Average length
17s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

37 reactions across 11 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 43.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤1643.2%
🕊513.5%
🤣410.8%
❤‍🔥25.41%
🔥25.41%
🤔25.41%
🤗25.41%
custom 545646401205099318412.70%
💔12.70%
😁12.70%
🤨12.70%

Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 37 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 14 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 20:48 UTC30 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Воду включили Горячую Так радостно В душе

❤4🤗1

28 Jul 2026, 18:09 UTC112 views2 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Воду отключили Горячую Грустно мне Харакири

🕊2

27 Jul 2026, 16:34 UTC111 views1 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @Ritahyli66Photo

Сюда получается

💔1

27 Jul 2026, 10:07 UTC104 views3 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Было бы гораздо удобнее, если бы люди выдавали сертификат с процентом любви по анализу крови и списком гарантий. Но тогда половина мировой литературы и мифологии остались бы без сюжета. Либо они были бы предсказуемы, как итоги политических конфликтов на фоне борьбы за ресурсы. Про русский рэп я вообще молчу, его бы тогда не изобрели. Поэтому я выбрала деньги и власть. А все остальное спускаю на виртуальную бумагу и…

🤔2🤨1

27 Jul 2026, 08:21 UTC101 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Резюмирую: На Могилу я еду одна. Со своей огромной бегемотоподобной собакой. С кучей вещей (90% из которых - вещи моего сыночки-корзиночки) Напомню, что у меня жуткий топографический кретинизм. Поэтому КОНЕЧНО ЖЕ через лес я пойду одна. Надеюсь, я попаду в поток туда же идущих людей. Но в худшем случае меня найдут через месяц - бородатым пилигримом с верным компаньоном.

❤5🕊2

23 Jul 2026, 18:24 UTC117 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026

В голове всплыло странное воспоминание. Однажды, меня отдали на месяц в деревню к сестре бабушки по папиной линии. Эта линия - очень верующая. Когда я хулиганила и мракобесилась, баба Люба хваталась за сердце и говорила, что видит, что у моей тени из головы растут рога. А меня это только радовало. Кроме поливаний ледяной водой, походов на исповедь и бесконтрольного поедания просвирок, был один момент, который вспо…

❤4🕊1

20 Jul 2026, 15:44 UTC133 views4 reactionsread 9 August 2026
File

Когда в блэк роняют джаз, создается ощущение, будто ты можешь прийти на концерт и станцевать медляк со своей второй половинкой. С риском, что по голове все равно в любой момент может прилететь. Создается также ощущение, что в кармане есть бумажки и, когда ты хватаешь руками за горло сиську МОТОР 8, пальчик поневоле сам оттопыривается. Я обещала чуть-чуть экспериментальщины, которую вы скорее всего не слышали никогд…

🔥2😁1custom 54564640120509931841

17 Jul 2026, 15:30 UTC139 views2 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Не, ну это пиздец, а не неделя была Ретроградный Меркурий имел меня в разных позах Пойду насвинячусь после такого порева

❤‍🔥2

15 Jul 2026, 09:05 UTC154 views3 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Video

Глаза опухли, потому что много плакала о России…

🤣2🤗1

15 Jul 2026, 08:35 UTC132 views1 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Короче, один из лучших парков по оснащению для человека и с интеграцией с природой - это Усадьба Трубецких. Я прям ща трусы сниму.

🤣1

14 Jul 2026, 12:39 UTC133 views4 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Почему когда у мужчины много денег, он обязательно покупает мокасины? Это язык внутри слоя в слоеном обществе? Слоеный язык? Мне одну слойку с повидлом пожалуйста и компот.

❤3🤣1

Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @glouposti. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“ɢʟօʊքօֆȶɨ” (@glouposti), 76 subscribers as measured 8 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/glouposti.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.