Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 29 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 54% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
3 measurements spanning 51 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 47–48 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
27 Sept 2026, 17:16
47
-1
10 Aug 2026, 13:17
48
no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:37
48
first reading
Engagement
18 posts held, back to 16 August 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 22 July 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
2m 26s
Average length
1m 13s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
160 reactions across 16 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.9% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
51
31.9%
🔥
30
18.8%
❤🔥
23
14.4%
🦄
15
9.38%
👍
12
7.50%
🥰
10
6.25%
💔
9
5.63%
😁
4
2.50%
🕊
3
1.88%
🫡
2
1.25%
💅
1
0.625%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 160 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 16 August 2024 to 22 July 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Друзья, всем привет!
Сегодня приняла решение заменить название данного канала и начать рассказывать вам о том как я в новом амплуа реализуюсь, делиться полезной информацией и быть с вами в контакте
❤️
Кто не знает, я сменила полностью сферу деятельности и теперь живу как счастливый человек, занимаясь массажем, планируя развиваться в этой сфере на сколько хватит сил 💪
Многие спрашивают, как я решилась вообще занятьс…
Есть у меня потрясающее женское сообщество «Спелые персики», где 2,5 тысячи женщин обнимают круглосуточно.
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Персики отныне буду считать немного колдовскими)
Я давно уже хотела пообнимать и погладить лошадь. Но всё никак.
А сегодня всё утро вы присылали прекрасные фото с лошадками. Я прям немного взгрустнула, но ненадолго. Стала смотреть где у меня ближайшие конюшни. С прицелом когда нибудь доехать.
А через час мы с …
Вот что любопытно:
Смена работы не вызывает стресс. Вот мне теперь нормально. Нормально искать где лучше. Нормально уходить. Нормально начинать заново. Спокойно. Со знанием дела.
Вчера обновила стрижку.
Сегодня последний рабочий день. За полгода уже в третий раз. Удивительно, но именно в эти полгода я сильно изменилась.
Прощаюсь сегодня с красивым видом на реку и кайфовой столовой.
С понедельника буду показывать новый вид. Работать буду на любимой своей улице.
Вчера в диалоге с Сережей написала фразу «Проще убить и похоронить».
А после я чуть не подавилась глотком воды. Потому что эту фразу я отчетливо услышала в голове: «Проще убить и похоронить, чем прокормить». Голосом моей матери.
Меня буквально шарахнуло током. Ещё одна фраза, которая въелась в сознание на столько, что я её произношу не думая. Подразумевая то, что подразумеваю.
В лихие 90е и правда прокормить было не …
💔9❤8👍1
Signed Anchen
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @glavnayapomassazhu. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“💆♀️ Главная по массажу 👑” (@glavnayapomassazhu), 47 subscribers as measured 27 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/glavnayapomassazhu.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
