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Заметки хирурга из Москвы

@givemesurgery

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11,024subscribers

-40 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002360863530
TypeChannel
Username@givemesurgery
DescriptionАвторский канал хирурга московской городской больницы🏥 Концепция канала — показать реалии работы хирургом в контексте хирург-друг, а не тот, у кого на тебя вечно нет времени. По вопросам рекламы @addo_ere_3 Биржа : https://t.me/pocpm_bot
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 August 2026
Measurements held9
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/givemesurgery

Growth

11,02411,06411,0447 August 2026 — 11,064 subscribers8 August 2026 — 11,061 subscribers9 August 2026 — 11,056 subscribers10 August 2026 — 11,052 subscribers11 August 2026 — 11,048 subscribers12 August 2026 — 11,045 subscribers14 August 2026 — 11,033 subscribers16 August 2026 — 11,025 subscribers17 August 2026 — 11,024 subscribers7 August 202617 August 2026
9 measurements spanning 10 days, net -40. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11,018–11,070 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Aug 2026, 16:5511,024-1
16 Aug 2026, 14:0811,025-8
14 Aug 2026, 22:0411,033-12
12 Aug 2026, 14:4511,045-3
11 Aug 2026, 14:2811,048-4
10 Aug 2026, 13:3311,052-4
9 Aug 2026, 11:3211,056-5
8 Aug 2026, 07:5111,061-3
7 Aug 2026, 15:1511,064first reading

Engagement

21 posts held, back to 11 April 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 19 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
12.3%
avg views ÷ 11,024 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,360
4 posts measured
Reaction rate
4.95%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
4
of 21 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 13 August 2026
Posts held21 (11 April 202613 August 2026)
Views total5,437
Reactions total269
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken18 Aug 2026, 09:19 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
193
Videos
29
Links
78

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 18 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

1,731 reactions across 21 posts, in 17 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 62.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
1,08662.7%
👍24514.2%
😱834.79%
🔥704.04%
💯663.81%
💔512.95%
🙏452.60%
👎271.56%
🥴130.751%
🤣100.578%
❤‍🔥90.52%
🤯90.52%
😢70.404%
👌40.231%
😁40.231%
😨10.058%
🤝10.058%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 21 of the 21 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,731reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 21 most recent posts we hold, published 11 April 2026 to 13 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
4
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 21 we hold a reading for · 10%
Most on one post
3
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @givemesurgery. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 21 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 11 April 2026 to 13 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Advertising

Ad load
9.52%
2 of 21 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
2
posts carrying an erid · 2 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
2,250
over 2 measured posts
Median views · rest
2,860
over 19 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor.A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2VtzqxaV5RL116 July 202616 July 2026
2W5zFGCSC7b114 May 202614 May 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 21 most recent posts we hold, published 11 April 2026 to 13 August 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

13 Aug 2026, 19:22 UTC782 views75 reactionsread 18 August 2026

Выше - трихофагия, следствие трихотилломании. А если переводить на русский - рвала и ела свои волосы!!! Девушка, 27 лет. Мы свое дело сделали, дальше будет лечиться и наблюдаться у психиатра.

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13 Aug 2026, 18:21 UTC825 views47 reactionsread 18 August 2026
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Доброго хирургического вечера! Ваши предположения!?)

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5 Aug 2026, 16:32 UTC≈1,600 views89 reactionsread 18 August 2026

Лето в хирургии Летняя хирургия эта та еще романтика. Составил для вас личный топ летней повседневности в хирургии 1. Операции никто не делает, хирурги отдыхают в ординаторской. Или даже уходят в отпуск как учителя, до плодородной осени.. Как бы не так. Летом нагрузка на врачебную единицу возрастает из-за сезона отпусков, и зачастую приходится работать за двоих. Экстренку никто не отменит, а вот миф, что плановые о

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24 Jul 2026, 14:02 UTC≈2,230 views58 reactionsread 18 August 2026
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Та самая причина, почему нельзя спать головой на север. Вы ложитесь вовремя, спите по 8–9 часов, но с утра нет сил и желания просыпаться. Одна из частых ошибок по Васту (древней индийской традиции) - спать головой на Север или Северо-Восток. В этом положении магнитное поле вашего тела идет вразрез с полем Земли. Кровь сильнее приливает к голове, сосуды спазмируются, мозг всю ночь работает вместо отдыха. 🛌 Памятка

👎25🥴13🤣106😁4

16 Jul 2026, 08:00 UTC≈2,250 views4 reactionsread 18 August 2026
Advertisementerid 2VtzqxaV5RLPhoto

Почему люди с долгами тянут до последнего, даже когда всё уже критично? Когда долги перестают быть «временной сложностью», поведение людей меняется странным образом. Вместо действий появляется пауза. Цифры растут, давление усиливается, а риски по имуществу становятся реальными. Но чаще всего звучит одно и то же: «Надо подумать». Если смотреть на такие ситуации внимательнее, становится ясно: проблема редко в закон

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14 Jul 2026, 13:54 UTC≈1,900 views120 reactionsread 18 August 2026

Недавно поймал себя на одной странной мысли Закончилось тяжёлое дежурство. Уже переоделся, вышел из больницы, сел в машину. Телефон молчит. Впереди наконец-то выходной. Казалось бы, можно выдохнуть. Но я не могу уехать. Сижу ещё минут десять на парковке и просто смотрю на вход в приёмное отделение. И ловлю себя на том, что прислушиваюсь. Не едет ли скорая? Не выбежит ли кто-нибудь с криком: «Доктор, срочно!» Рацион

97💯18😢5

30 Jun 2026, 12:25 UTC≈2,380 views9 reactionsread 18 August 2026
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Сегодня хочу рассказать про моего коллегу, канал которого всегда с удовольствием читаю: Павел Филистеев делится опытом в авторском канале КТ/МРТ ВТОРОЕ МНЕНИЕ — каждый пост на злобу дня.. сложно остаться равнодушным. • Увлекательно и понятно о том, что находится внутри нас, • Необычные находки на МРТ и КТ, • Разбор типичных ошибок врачей (к сожалению, они часто встречаются), о которых важно знать. На канале вы не

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20 Jun 2026, 16:30 UTC≈3,330 views196 reactions3 Starsread 18 August 2026
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ГИГАНТСКАЯ пупочная грыжа Да, именно ГИГАНТСКАЯ, и именно ПУПОЧНАЯ. Не часто приходится видеть грыжи такого размера, а если уж и приходится, то как правило, такого размера грыжи бывают после операций Но тут скорая привезла женщину, 68 лет, которая с грыжей ходила уж точно сколько не помнит, но точно больше 10 лет. При этом она у нее каждый год становилась все больше. Женщина даже обращалась к хирургам, но от операц

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6 Jun 2026, 18:17 UTC≈3,450 views126 reactionsread 18 August 2026

Иногда я думаю о том, как дежурства в хирургии влияют на мозг, и понимаю, что это не только про усталость или ответственность, а ещё и про химические процессы, которые буквально меняют тебя изнутри Каждый раз, когда поступает пациент с острой ситуацией, когда нужно принимать мгновенные решения, рисковать и действовать без права на ошибку, мозг получает всплеск дофамина и адреналина, и это чувство почти невозможно ср

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26 May 2026, 14:45 UTC≈3,330 views144 reactionsread 18 August 2026

Иногда мне кажется, что люди очень романтизируют профессию хирурга Им кажется, что хирургия - это только операционная, спасённые пациенты, сложные случаи, адреналин, ночные вызовы, где врач с каменным лицом идёт кого-то спасать под светом ламп. И всё это, конечно, есть. Только никто почему-то не говорит про другое. Про то, как хирург может сутки не спать, потом весь день ходить по отделению и продолжать принимать р

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17 May 2026, 14:01 UTC≈3,380 views18 reactionsread 18 August 2026
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Станьте автором медицинского центра, которого еще нет в Севастополе ⚡️ 💡 Стартовал конкурс концепций для нового медицинского центра в городе-герое Севастополе. Если у вас есть понимание того, какой должна быть современная медицина не в теории, а в реальности — участвуйте. Речь не про «придумать идею ради идеи», а про возможность собрать модель центра и довести её до реализации вместе с инвестором. Важны не шабло

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17 May 2026, 09:59 UTC≈2,670 views137 reactionsread 18 August 2026

Типичный день хирурга после 1.5 суток работы 16:00 Работа окончена. По графику. Остаются дела которые нужно завершить. Придется на пол часика задержаться. 16:00-18:00 Пытается продуктивно работать. Продуктивно получается только думать о том что нужно продуктивно работать. Или непродуктивно думать. Запутался. 18:00 Смотрит в окно. Темнеет.. Обнаруживает в телефоне 5 пропущенных вызывов от жены. Надо идти. Пытается

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Showing the 12 most recent of 21 posts we hold for @givemesurgery. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Заметки хирурга из Москвы” (@givemesurgery), 11,024 subscribers as measured 17 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/givemesurgery.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.