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Сад мечты для ленивых

@garden_for_lazy_people

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2,405subscribers

-22 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002529309394
TypeChannel
Username@garden_for_lazy_people
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 15 May 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live25 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 25 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/garden_for_lazy_people

Topic

Education — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 15 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 66% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

2,4052,4272,4167 August 2026 — 2,427 subscribers7 August 2026 — 2,427 subscribers10 August 2026 — 2,426 subscribers13 August 2026 — 2,424 subscribers16 August 2026 — 2,423 subscribers19 August 2026 — 2,420 subscribers22 August 2026 — 2,421 subscribers29 August 2026 — 2,420 subscribers31 August 2026 — 2,419 subscribers4 September 2026 — 2,418 subscribers9 September 2026 — 2,415 subscribers13 September 2026 — 2,410 subscribers17 September 2026 — 2,408 subscribers25 September 2026 — 2,405 subscribers7 August 202625 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 49 days, net -22. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,402–2,430 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
25 Sept 2026, 19:552,405-3
17 Sept 2026, 05:592,408-2
13 Sept 2026, 17:022,410-5
9 Sept 2026, 14:412,415-3
4 Sept 2026, 07:382,418-1
31 Aug 2026, 20:562,419-1
29 Aug 2026, 01:072,420-1
22 Aug 2026, 23:442,421+1
19 Aug 2026, 09:252,420-3
16 Aug 2026, 17:432,423-1
13 Aug 2026, 10:242,424-2
10 Aug 2026, 17:112,426-1
7 Aug 2026, 16:172,427no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:052,427first reading

Engagement

15 posts held, back to 15 May 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 15 posts for this entry, the most recent from 31 July 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1h 08m
Average length
11m 28s

Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

1,163 reactions across 15 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 62.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍72962.7%
❤26122.4%
🔥13311.4%
💯90.774%
🙏90.774%
✍80.688%
❤‍🔥50.43%
🤝30.258%
👏20.172%
😁20.172%
🍓10.086%
👎10.086%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 15 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,163 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 15 May 2025 to 31 July 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
6.67%
1 of 15 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
3,150
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
3,930
over 14 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2VtzqwWU7UL131 July 202531 July 2025

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 15 May 2025 to 31 July 2025. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

31 Jul 2025, 07:40 UTC≈3,150 views31 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Advertisementerid 2VtzqwWU7ULForwarded from @umsadovnikPhoto

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👍19❤12

29 Jul 2025, 16:09 UTC≈3,390 views10 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

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❤10

28 May 2025, 09:15 UTC≈5,400 views31 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

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❤25🔥5👍1

23 May 2025, 09:25 UTC≈5,000 views41 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Сад не прощает случайных решений — научитесь понимать, что он «говорит» Друзья, всем доброго утра! Вчера я провёл вебинар «Сад мечты для ленивых» и на конкретных примерах показал, как легко потерять время, силы и большие деньги, если действовать вслепую — по советам блогеров, соседей или из других недостоверных источников. Спасибо вам за внимание, вопросы и добрые слова — я вижу ваш интерес и неравнодушие, и это оч…

👍31❤6👏2🔥2

22 May 2025, 11:12 UTC≈3,930 views30 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

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👍30

21 May 2025, 09:56 UTC≈4,080 views126 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

6 простых способов минимизировать работы в саду ✌️ 1. Мульчируйте Это простое действие поможет вам реже поливать, значительно сократить количество сорняков и улучшить качество почвы. 2. Создавайте газон простой формы Чем интереснее форма газона, тем сложнее его косить. Также рекомендуем избегать любых посадок на газоне. 3. Избегайте строгих геометрических линий Строгие формы газона, декоративных растений или живой…

👍117❤8🙏1

20 May 2025, 14:46 UTC≈3,650 views61 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Бесплатный вебинар про сад без суеты — уже 22 мая! Друзья, привет! Вижу, тема малоуходного сада вам действительно откликнулась — последний пост собрал кучу реакций. И это неудивительно: быть «ленивым» садоводом не только приятно, но и выгодно — для здоровья, бюджета и вашего участка. Поэтому приглашаю вас на бесплатный вебинар «Сад мечты для ленивых», который пройдёт 22 мая в 19:00 по МСК. Мы подробно разберём: — …

❤31🔥19👍8🤝3

19 May 2025, 14:31 UTC≈6,620 views242 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

10 бесполезных работ в саду, которые отнимают силы, но не приносят пользы Мы с вами уже разобрали, что при посадке деревьев не нужны торф, песок, дренаж и корневин. Эти «обязательные» элементы часто вредят растениям больше, чем помогают. Но это лишь верхушка айсберга. Давайте теперь разберём другие бесполезные работы в саду, которые мы выполняем с лучшими намерениями, а они на самом деле лишь отнимают наши силы и в…

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19 May 2025, 07:00 UTC≈3,800 views57 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

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👍57

19 May 2025, 06:57 UTC≈3,690 views24 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

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👍22❤2

18 May 2025, 06:07 UTC≈4,230 views174 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

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17 May 2025, 06:50 UTC≈3,920 views92 reactionsread 7 August 2026
File

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👍67❤16🙏5🔥4

Showing the 12 most recent of 15 posts we hold for @garden_for_lazy_people. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Сад мечты для ленивых” (@garden_for_lazy_people), 2,405 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/garden_for_lazy_people.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.