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وضعیت شخمی

@fucking_vazeyat

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry

145subscribers

-10 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001866775011
TypeChannel
Username@fucking_vazeyat
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 October 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 6 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/fucking_vazeyat

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 25 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 72% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

145156150.57 August 2026 — 155 subscribers8 August 2026 — 155 subscribers16 August 2026 — 154 subscribers24 August 2026 — 156 subscribers1 September 2026 — 155 subscribers26 September 2026 — 147 subscribers6 October 2026 — 145 subscribers7 August 20266 October 2026
7 measurements spanning 60 days, net -10. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 143–158 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Oct 2026, 15:55145-2
26 Sept 2026, 04:16147-8
1 Sept 2026, 16:03155-1
24 Aug 2026, 14:53156+2
16 Aug 2026, 07:12154-1
8 Aug 2026, 18:45155no change
7 Aug 2026, 19:27155first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 6 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

5 reactions across 3 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤240.0%
❤‍🔥240.0%
👍120.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 3 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

8 Aug 2026, 18:05 UTC9 viewsread 8 August 2026

اگه ادما دوستت ندارند به کتف چپت مهم اینه گربه ها ببیننت میان سمتت😎

8 Aug 2026, 17:59 UTC10 viewsread 8 August 2026

من دارم تموم میشم 25سالگیم نه👨‍🦯 رسما این یکسال،پنج سال طول کشیده👨‍🦯

8 Aug 2026, 17:53 UTC10 viewsread 8 August 2026

یادش بخیر آسکی پرستاری داشتیم صبحش برا کنترل اضظراب کلونازپام زده بودم اصلا یادم نمیره سر امتحان ‏ایستگاه احیا نوزاد تازه متولد شده ‏رفتم بالا سر مولاژ باهاش سلام و احوال پرسی کردم و خودمو هم معرفی کردم:))))

8 Aug 2026, 16:42 UTC14 viewsread 8 August 2026

چرا هیشکی از ما نمیخواد سریعا خاورمیانه رو ترک کنیم؟ مگه ما دل نداریم؟

8 Aug 2026, 16:36 UTC13 viewsread 8 August 2026

ترس از دشمن قویتر باعث میشه دشمن ضعیف تر مورد ستایش قرار بگیره چرا؟چونکه دشمن ضعیف تر را میتوان مهار کرد اما دشمن قویتر اگر جان بگیرد مهار کردنی نیست.... پ.ن: توی صدا و سیما حاضر شدند مسعود رجوی رو باسواد و بالا جلوه بدن تا پهلوی رو خراب کنن،دنیای عجیبیه👨‍🦯

8 Aug 2026, 16:33 UTC16 viewsread 8 August 2026

مهلت ۲۴ ساعته ترامپ به جمهوری اسلامی ماه آینده به پایان میرسه.

8 Aug 2026, 09:17 UTC22 viewsread 8 August 2026

به کسی که شعور صحبت با یه خانم رو داره میگن کص لیس چه کسانی؟کسانیکه شعور و تربیت خانوادگی ندارند و به آن افتخار می کنند...

7 Aug 2026, 22:32 UTC29 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026

چفیه به دوشان و باتوم به دستان به جان ما گل به دستانی افتاده بودند که اخرین عطر گران قیمت مان را زده بودیم تا دلی از عزا دراورده و به شادمانی برسانیم اما همه چیز اشتباه پیش رفت و کبودی روی گردنمان نه جای لبهای سرخ گل ارایی شده دلبرمان که جای باتومی کلفت و مشکی بود درست مثل روزگارمان که بر گردن و کمر و پهلوی مان نقش می بست و هیجان و بپر بپر قلبمان نه از دیدن چشمان الماسی نگارمان که از ترس بازداشت های چفیه به دوشان و ض…

❤‍🔥2

7 Aug 2026, 19:50 UTC31 viewsread 8 August 2026

امتحانشم مثل اینکه تفکیک جنسیتی کردند البته این یکم منطقیه تو فک کن سر جلسه من هر سوالیو بمونم فقط کافیه یه لحظه چشماشو نگاه کنم......)))

7 Aug 2026, 10:54 UTC31 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026

آدمش که باشه دله شاد میشه دله که شاد شه نون، پنیر و خرما خوشمزه تر از کباب و پیتزا میشه....

❤2

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @fucking_vazeyat. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“وضعیت شخمی” (@fucking_vazeyat), 145 subscribers as measured 6 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/fucking_vazeyat.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.