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Food Crimes

@foodcrimes

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

7,313subscribers

+34 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001168874086
TypeChannel
Username@foodcrimes
Created16 April 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 October 2026
Measurements held17
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/foodcrimes

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 96% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

7,2797,3707,324.56 August 2026 — 7,279 subscribers6 August 2026 — 7,279 subscribers9 August 2026 — 7,310 subscribers12 August 2026 — 7,322 subscribers16 August 2026 — 7,341 subscribers19 August 2026 — 7,344 subscribers22 August 2026 — 7,359 subscribers26 August 2026 — 7,363 subscribers28 August 2026 — 7,370 subscribers1 September 2026 — 7,356 subscribers4 September 2026 — 7,350 subscribers9 September 2026 — 7,333 subscribers13 September 2026 — 7,321 subscribers17 September 2026 — 7,327 subscribers27 September 2026 — 7,318 subscribers5 October 2026 — 7,322 subscribers12 October 2026 — 7,313 subscribers7,3136 August 202612 October 2026
17 measurements spanning 67 days, net +34. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,265–7,384 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Oct 2026, 03:007,313-9
5 Oct 2026, 09:207,322+4
27 Sept 2026, 04:367,318-9
17 Sept 2026, 12:397,327+6
13 Sept 2026, 16:187,321-12
9 Sept 2026, 12:377,333-17
4 Sept 2026, 14:207,350-6
1 Sept 2026, 05:457,356-14
28 Aug 2026, 20:277,370+7
26 Aug 2026, 05:247,363+4
22 Aug 2026, 23:227,359+15
19 Aug 2026, 10:227,344+3
16 Aug 2026, 15:267,341+19
12 Aug 2026, 13:447,322+12
9 Aug 2026, 06:017,310+31
6 Aug 2026, 10:207,279no change
6 Aug 2026, 09:527,279first reading

Engagement

47 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 15 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 47 posts for this entry, the most recent from 27 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
2m 49s
Average length
21s

Measured directly from 8 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Recent posts

24 Aug 2026, 05:10 UTC≈1,700 viewsread 28 August 2026
Forwarded from @r_TIHIPhoto

Thanks, I hate burger that’s actually ice cream. https://redd.it/1vwqe9t @r_TIHI

Signed 🏳️‍⚧️Ashfall Fox🇺🇸🇰🇷 @EF 🔜ASC, BLFC, MFF

22 Aug 2026, 22:27 UTC≈1,850 viewsread 28 August 2026
Video

We now resume your regularly scheduled programming.

Signed Caramel

22 Aug 2026, 15:59 UTCviews —

Food Crimes pinned «This is devastating news to announce, but Parsley, who many of you should know, has passed away. To those of you who knew them well, you'll know what a kind and passionate person the world has lost. Despite everything they'd gone through, they found the strength…»

22 Aug 2026, 15:59 UTC≈1,690 viewsread 28 August 2026

This is devastating news to announce, but Parsley, who many of you should know, has passed away. To those of you who knew them well, you'll know what a kind and passionate person the world has lost. Despite everything they'd gone through, they found the strength to bring joy to, and love, so many people. They were one of the key architects of this small corner of the Internet, but there's no other person who could h…

Signed Alex an Magpie

19 Aug 2026, 23:12 UTC≈2,780 viewsread 28 August 2026

https://dailydot.com/dennys-maple-syrup-sneakers

Signed Tailen

Showing the 12 most recent of 47 posts we hold for @foodcrimes. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Food Crimes” (@foodcrimes), 7,313 subscribers as measured 12 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/foodcrimes.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.