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Физтехи шутят

@fiztehjoke

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7,954subscribers

-3 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001059857129
TypeChannel
Username@fiztehjoke
DescriptionМы несём Аш Ню! Присоединяйтесь. vk.com/fiztehjoke По вопросам рекламы и сотрудничества: @mierokhin
Created10 June 2016measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/fiztehjoke

Growth

7,9547,9577,955.55 August 2026 — 7,957 subscribers6 August 2026 — 7,957 subscribers10 August 2026 — 7,954 subscribers5 August 202610 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 4 days, net -3. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,954–7,957 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Aug 2026, 00:297,954-3
6 Aug 2026, 03:047,957no change
5 Aug 2026, 23:397,957first reading

Engagement

13 posts held, back to 13 September 2022the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 11 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 13 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 September 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
382
Videos
1
Links
373

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

1,268 reactions across 13 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 46.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁58346.0%
🔥20716.3%
👍19215.1%
1239.70%
😱846.62%
🎉221.74%
👎211.66%
💩201.58%
😢151.18%
🤩10.079%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,268reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 13 September 2022 to 6 September 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Sept 2024, 11:56 UTC≈10,100 views21 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

👀 Бои роботов, космический алгорейв и атомный кофе: приглашаем всех желающих на FestTech — открытый научпоп фестиваль, который пройдет 14 сентября на Дизайн заводе. 💫 Днем можно увидеть бои роботов, поучаствовать в шоу экспериментов и мастер-классах, выпить атомный кофе и послушать лекции про расширение Вселенной и технологии в искусстве. 💫 Вечером войти резонанс научного сюрреализма и метафор вместе с традиционной

🔥105👍4🎉1😱1

31 Aug 2024, 16:51 UTC≈12,600 views144 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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Теперь мы знаем как нельзя!

😁101😱22👍11🔥8💩2

27 Aug 2024, 18:23 UTC≈13,400 views227 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Математики никогда не обижаются, они поступают иначе

😁182🔥23😱11😢9🎉1💩1

28 Apr 2024, 07:17 UTC≈15,900 views168 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Очень полезная методичка

😁114👍27😱216

25 Apr 2024, 14:46 UTC≈14,600 views111 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Раз в год даже физтехи шутят. Немного не в формате привычных мемов, а в стиле антинаучной конференции — Антинаучки. Достигайте ор-эффекта, стройте новые смейронные связи и подключайтесь к нашей антитрансляции 30 апреля в 19:00 эксклюзивно на площадке vk!

🔥79😁19😱7👍4👎1💩1

4 May 2023, 11:59 UTC≈64,600 views39 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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Физтехи захватывают Москву. В эту субботу, 6 мая, на площадке Дизайн завода пройдет FestTech — открытый праздник критического мышления, футуристических идей и наукоемкого юмора. На улице смотрим захватывающие робобои, слушаем лекции от крутых спикеров из мира науки на FestTech Talks и большом лектории, тренируем тело и дыхание вместе со Школой онлайн-фитнеса #SEKTA и исследуем зону технологий с ракетами, квантовым к

🎉1711👍8😱2💩1

29 Sept 2022, 13:12 UTC≈19,900 views159 reactionsread 12 August 2026

​​Вопрос дня

👍78😁47🔥19👎113😱1

25 Sept 2022, 19:06 UTC≈17,800 views14 reactionsread 12 August 2026

​​Вне зависимости от климатических и других условий контрольная «Выходи решать!» — в эту среду, 28 сентября на Yota Arena. Гостей ждет не только физико-техническая контрольная по физике, математике, информатике и биологии, но и серия мероприятий: — лекции и мастер-классы от ученых и популяризаторов навуки; — зоны от спонсоров и партнеров; — панельная дискуссия «Выходи решать: вызовы и тренды современной науки и обра

👍12😁2

21 Sept 2022, 16:08 UTC≈15,200 views85 reactionsread 12 August 2026

​​Интересный диалог

😁82🎉21

19 Sept 2022, 18:26 UTC≈13,700 views12 reactionsread 12 August 2026

​​Осенняя хандра не способствует выходу за пределы сознания и кровати. У нас предложение, как с ней справиться: «Выходи решать!». Встречаемся 28 сентября в 15:00 на главной площадке контрольной в Yota Arena и заряжаемся на интеллектуальный досуг: — решаем задачки по физике, математике, информатике, биологии; — слушаем лекции и мастер-классы от ученых и популяризаторов навуки; — участвуем в IQительных активностях на

👍54👎3

16 Sept 2022, 18:24 UTC≈13,000 views89 reactionsread 12 August 2026

​​Сегодня я отдыхаю, а завтра

41😁21😱13😢6👍5👎2🎉1

13 Sept 2022, 19:27 UTC≈13,900 views87 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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13 сентября — день программиста. Желаем всем причастным к миру IT-технологий поменьше багов и побольше фич! Вместе с контрольной «Выходи решать!» собрали немного тематических шуток в ленту.

52👍18🔥12👎2💩2🤩1

Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @fiztehjoke. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 949,186 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Физтехи шутят” (@fiztehjoke), 7,954 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/fiztehjoke.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.