> The Launchpad Wars https://x.com/i/status/2085712832377835819

Channel
Eli5DeFi NewsHub
@eli5definews
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
1,933subscribers
-5 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002106747654 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @eli5definews |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 14 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/eli5definews |
Topic
Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 97% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Sept 2026, 12:02 | 1,933 | +6 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 02:21 | 1,927 | +4 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 04:21 | 1,923 | -3 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 08:52 | 1,926 | +1 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 00:42 | 1,925 | -4 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 21:16 | 1,929 | +1 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 00:54 | 1,928 | -2 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 02:54 | 1,930 | -2 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 10:28 | 1,932 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 01:37 | 1,933 | +1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 16:25 | 1,932 | -4 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 13:40 | 1,936 | -2 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 15:02 | 1,938 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 13:43 | 1,938 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
6 reactions across 6 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 83.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 5 | 83.3% | |
| ❤ | 1 | 16.7% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 6 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
EIP-8363 Draft Analysis: Yield Cut in Disguise? 🔴 Massive Yield Compression: ➮ Despite an 18-month transition, post-transition yield collapses from 2.6% to ~1.2% (a 54% cut at a 33% staking ratio); sharper than the previously contested 0.5% cap proposal 🟠 Solo Staker Penalty: ➮ Validator downtime recovery times jump by 3.8x, penalizing home stakers with residential setups and accelerating centralization 🟢 Flawed M…
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MetaMask Just Launched Agent Wallet MetaMask has officially rolled out Agent Wallet, a self-custodial solution allowing AI agents to trade and execute onchain actions within user-defined security guardrails 🔘 Key takeaways: 🔴 Framework Support: ➮ Connects directly with AI tools like Claude Code, Cursor, Hermes, OpenClaw, Codex, and OpenCode 🟠 EVM & HyperLiquid Integration: ➮ Operates across HyperLiquid and EVM ch…
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GM, You can check full scope and alpha here → Eli5DeFi Daily Newsletter Ed. August 06th, 2026 Here's the highlight of today: ▸ MetaMask - Launches Self-Custodial Agent Wallet for Public Use ▸ Putin - Signs Landmark Crypto Framework Legalizing Retail Trading ▸ Maple - Selects Ethena’s USDtb for $400M Liquidity Buffer -- Support us ▸ Sign-Up and Purchase Tria Card ▸ Trade Seamlessly on EdgeX -- Contact Us Bus…
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> The Invisible Machine Economy https://x.com/Eli5defi/status/2085290539478655200
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https://x.com/i/status/2085258125725368830
One in Twenty-Four: A Comprehensive Market Breadth The liquid crypto market faces severe structural decay: the base rate of token success against Bitcoin is just 1 in 24. Among 1,972 tokens crossing $50M in circulating market cap (Jan 2020–Dec 2025) 🔘 Key takeaways 🔴 Market Pyramid Collapse: ➮ Tokens above $1M hit a high of 3,648 in Dec 2024, but tiers above $250M peaked in Nov 2021 and shrank by over 60% 🟢 Evapo…
How Base Power is Rewiring the Energy Stack Base Power, co-founded in 2023 by Zach Dell and Justin Lopas (ex-SpaceX/Anduril), addresses the U.S. grid bottleneck: falling generation costs paired with surging transmission and delivery costs 🔘 Key Highlights: 🔴 Vertical Integration: ➮ Operates a dedicated Austin factory producing 4 GWh annually, utilizing SpaceX and Tesla engineering talent to lower production costs …
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Circle Unveils Institutional Backing & Integrations for Arc Network Circle has officially announced the founding validator cohort and major institutional integrations for Arc, ahead of its public mainnet launch on September 16, 2026 🔘 Key Highlights: 🔴 Heavyweight Validator Cohort: ➮ Financial giants including BlackRock, Visa, Mastercard, DTCC, Standard Chartered, MoneyGram, ICE, and Galaxy have joined to secure t…
GM, You can check full scope and alpha here → Eli5DeFi Daily Newsletter Ed. August 05th, 2026 Here's the highlight of today: ▸ Circle - Taps BlackRock, Visa, and Mastercard for New Arc Blockchain ▸ Binance - Sues RedotPay for $473M Over User Poaching Allegations ▸ Eliza Labs - Winds Down Foundation; Token Declared ‘Dead’ Post-Settlement -- Support us ▸ Sign-Up and Purchase Tria Card ▸ Trade Seamlessly on EdgeX…
> Pons vs Pools Trade https://x.com/Eli5defi/status/2085023154322452877
> CEXs vs Self-Custody https://x.com/Eli5defi/status/2085003054706016759
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @eli5definews. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@mantlenews · 75,173
Telegram ranks this channel #24 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 25 August 2026
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Eli5DeFi NewsHub” (@eli5definews), 1,933 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/eli5definews.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.